Post AXnWdoo9T3ujcFveNc by Jason844@universeodon.com
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(DIR) Post #AXnTjSfKPChuolniAy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-17T20:56:03Z
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I have seen some beard babies, and they are not a pleasant sight.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXnTpgrkWPzub4a57w by rzasharifi@berserker.town
2023-07-17T20:57:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol
(DIR) Post #AXnUQnY8dQWa2a6PWC by Dogsbody@mastodon.social
2023-07-17T21:03:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've always thought it was 0.1% were born without.
(DIR) Post #AXnUtBMHhwntzU5nOK by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-17T21:09:01Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe worst are the hipsters born with goatees.
(DIR) Post #AXnVJDOCmNLnopP7Sq by cturnbow@mastodon.world
2023-07-17T21:13:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Descendants of Thorin Oakenshield, or maybe Gimli Gloin's son
(DIR) Post #AXnWdoo9T3ujcFveNc by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-07-17T21:28:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts On of my brother-in-laws in like that. No one has ever seen him without a beard.
(DIR) Post #AXnbobiUyq5VyFFTM0 by 64bithero@mstdn.games
2023-07-17T22:26:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts the social acceptable term is Beardbies
(DIR) Post #AXns4VZzAHk6pts2s4 by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T01:28:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't let them get your goatee.
(DIR) Post #AXoN0udNAS73xjDing by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-18T07:15:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, but you try pushing one out!
(DIR) Post #AXqWS6yBdG6y2gYNt2 by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-07-17T21:57:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is a very low quality fact! The actual number is closer to 3%.I demand a refund.
(DIR) Post #AYj3A5t91OgnhlHyuu by robchapman@ohai.social
2023-08-14T15:31:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣🤣now this is the perfect accompaniment to that... https://www.huffpost.com/entry/babies-with-beards_n_57080385e4b04bf520ff7ae1
(DIR) Post #AYj3JoC5fDXfiqmc1g by nena@mastodon.ie
2023-08-14T15:33:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pat Mustard’s at it again
(DIR) Post #AYj3SsNtSAujKCcyRs by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-08-14T15:34:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts.2% in Norway, Viking genes
(DIR) Post #AYj4c3C6jQc7Pa3NFw by Tribear@mastodon.coffee
2023-08-14T15:47:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts You enroll them in craft brewing school at birth, there is a wait list.
(DIR) Post #AYj5J8PxBfkc404eAK by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-08-14T15:55:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thus the expression "young shaver". But really, this means 99.9% of the baby is beardless, so not much to shave.
(DIR) Post #AYjBJoog9Ii3HnLeca by AaronDavid@mastodon.world
2023-08-14T17:02:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ask Father ted about Pat Mustard
(DIR) Post #AYjHOs1OGA58Oo5OTY by Wolfie_Rankin@aus.social
2023-08-14T18:10:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Full of what?