Post AXfhlfWzO4LhOOASTQ by JeffAndDonkeys@spore.social
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(DIR) Post #AXeuJSb8yzblQ31xGC by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-13T17:41:28Z
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Titanic reboot but it's on the world's new largest cruise ship, and Jack never finds Rose again after meeting her because the stupid mega boat is simply far too big.
(DIR) Post #AXeuOieciK5wfFAKwa by ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org
2023-07-13T17:42:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeesh, that really is big.
(DIR) Post #AXeuQkpzZE3W0zSC9o by philip_cardella@historians.social
2023-07-13T17:42:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts is this the ship from WALL-E?
(DIR) Post #AXeuUBdyMK0C1OT6Ui by LevelUp@corteximplant.com
2023-07-13T17:43:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts ewww...human lasagna.
(DIR) Post #AXeuW6dNxHEx426obI by Farah@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T17:43:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts is that a safari zone on the top deck?? (Behind those rows of recliners?) this is so stupid!!
(DIR) Post #AXeuc1Bl7ACrud0QzY by researchbuzz@researchbuzz.masto.host
2023-07-13T17:44:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's a floating circle of hell
(DIR) Post #AXeucU7VY32NdqEwtM by shinydan@tech.lgbt
2023-07-13T17:44:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's a cake
(DIR) Post #AXeudUTdhra12R4Uzo by Sandywb@dftba.club
2023-07-13T17:45:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AXeujAWenX96tjBsZM by tehabe@norden.social
2023-07-13T17:46:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts and when it hits an iceberg, the iceberg sinks
(DIR) Post #AXeulSjK5NeRw8D01g by Farah@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T17:46:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts also can we send this pic to the orcas?
(DIR) Post #AXeun1a7zevqJheWf2 by philip_cardella@historians.social
2023-07-13T17:46:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts in case any one hasn't seen the Titanic vs a different large cruise ship, the Wonder of the Seas.
(DIR) Post #AXeuu8dEBERiD1UjDc by desireelynne@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-13T17:48:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts*GREETINGS!!!*🤝🏾😇 IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE PROFITS, OR EMPOWER YOUR SELF WITH MINING SKILLS TO SELF GENERATE INCOME FOR YOUR SELF AND FAMILY WHICH CAN BE TRANSFERRED FORM GENERATION TO GENERATION. PRIVATE MESSAGE wa.link/nvfc1… OR KINDLY CLICK ON THIS WhatsApp LINK 🔗 TO GET STARTED 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾chat.whatsapp.com/BAScv…ALL COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE, NO RESTRICTIONS NO RACISM. 💯
(DIR) Post #AXev5Wr8SH40WbQnui by Rhodium103@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T17:50:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts You could plausibly recreate the end credits of Red Dwarf on that monstrosity.
(DIR) Post #AXev5xKo0aFIe9Vrlo by derpoltergeist@col.social
2023-07-13T17:49:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rose: Meet me by the pool*leaves*Jack: Wait, which one!?
(DIR) Post #AXevB10nlOolV2ZKBU by Seltsam@mastodon.la
2023-07-13T17:51:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pervertido!
(DIR) Post #AXevIqJhPb72e68lTU by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-13T17:52:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts WTF is this, Barbie's first cruise ship?
(DIR) Post #AXevQgl8pVpvJwiXiq by johnmackintosh@fosstodon.org
2023-07-13T17:54:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Loving the alt-text 👍
(DIR) Post #AXevZdffgIESLhQVkW by sternwarte@hostux.social
2023-07-13T17:55:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts i would never ever set foot on such a ...l thing! i don't like to high density of human... this is more than i can take :)
(DIR) Post #AXevhcHKk5suLYqZ2O by desireelynne@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-13T17:57:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts*GREETINGS!!!*🤝🏾😇 IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE PROFITS, OR EMPOWER YOUR SELF WITH MINING SKILLS TO SELF GENERATE INCOME FOR YOUR SELF AND FAMILY WHICH CAN BE TRANSFERRED FORM GENERATION TO GENERATION. PRIVATE MESSAGE wa.link/nvfc1… OR KINDLY CLICK ON THIS WhatsApp LINK 🔗 TO GET STARTED 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾chat.whatsapp.com/BAScv…ALL COUNTRIES ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE, NO RESTRICTIONS NO RACISM. 💯
(DIR) Post #AXewZj39mb1iz917EO by Dorolfe@mas.to
2023-07-13T18:06:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts imagining billionaires visiting this at the bottom of the sea in tiny submersibles.
(DIR) Post #AXewv6GQfVw340PvNI by rebekka_m@fnordon.de
2023-07-13T18:10:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts cc @phillip
(DIR) Post #AXeww8bvQf9qdCxzlY by Sleestak@fosstodon.org
2023-07-13T18:10:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don’t see how there can be enough doors onboard to rescue everyone if it starts to sink.
(DIR) Post #AXexcHemBd2MqjOfU8 by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-07-13T18:18:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is hell.#ThatsWhatISee
(DIR) Post #AXexnL1824vqSQ7gvY by mazigazi@mindly.social
2023-07-13T18:20:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I honestly thought you generated this image wi some AI app. I mean, it can’t be real, right?
(DIR) Post #AXeyXz1pbTrzs4h5X6 by fonecokid@c.im
2023-07-13T18:28:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AXez3zZR7jboopfwMS by TCMuffin@toot.wales
2023-07-13T18:34:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts How is that even certified as sea worthy 🤷
(DIR) Post #AXezYTsb03wJVZAvce by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-07-13T18:38:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts If this ship ever approaches an iceberg, the iceberg will swim away screaming!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
(DIR) Post #AXeze2vM8I8le27VK4 by timo21@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-13T18:40:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you ever find yourself on a ship like that, the lower decks, on the outside area, are unpopulated, so sitting and watching the ocean by yourself is possible.
(DIR) Post #AXezgESKEFj9zNaExE by Dtraslerwriting@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T18:41:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts it sinks, but only the people on the bottom 75 decks are under water. The other 300 decks are fine.
(DIR) Post #AXezm1auxaubpzMfgm by TimWardCam@c.im
2023-07-13T18:41:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts The bizarre thing is that that's real.Oh, and on "never finding her again" there's always https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwh1-nPCtyM
(DIR) Post #AXf101VWBGNfZl4tSi by chu@climatejustice.social
2023-07-13T18:56:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seeing this makes me wish for a meteor to just end it all now
(DIR) Post #AXf1Wbqya9nHZGeYM4 by Suig@mstdn.party
2023-07-13T19:02:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts A picture has never given me this much anxiety before
(DIR) Post #AXf1oPnG9wnZNRPAps by tomtrottel@mastodontech.de
2023-07-13T19:05:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would watch that.
(DIR) Post #AXf2M10ko2H6MUjrYu by bloodravenlib@mas.to
2023-07-13T19:11:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts And if Jack manages to find Rose by some miracle, she will be dead from norovirus or some other contagious disease carried by the #FloatingPetriDishes.
(DIR) Post #AXf2OvRZxggXxofpMe by ComicSans@troet.cafe
2023-07-13T19:12:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts A multi layer cookie/waffle cake with much too much toppings on it.Maybe it will visit the Titanic too?
(DIR) Post #AXf3SxpD9OAiSfDVaa by KA_444@mastodon.world
2023-07-13T19:24:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Icon of the Seas = Ugliest ship I've EVER seen, and I've seen some TRUE howlers.
(DIR) Post #AXf5VKvqPTtic7ZwCO by PirateJoie@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T19:46:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is just hideous to me.
(DIR) Post #AXf7zqya2EM2aoXOV6 by benny@kirche.social
2023-07-13T20:14:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wonder: could cruises be made green? Like with sailing ships and use of solar energy whereever possible?Certainly not such abominations as this, but on a smaller scale?Or - now hear me out - are rail cruises a thing?
(DIR) Post #AXf8OMoBKpC6GjMYK0 by skelric@mastodon.online
2023-07-13T20:19:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Icon of the Seas"That really is tempting fate!
(DIR) Post #AXf9xMWOUeNZT7IGY4 by dhinojosa@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T20:36:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts It only took eight months to build; I am sure it's fine.
(DIR) Post #AXfB84cHVJfB4oicam by knwmoon@mastodon.online
2023-07-13T20:49:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts This looks like literal hell to me. And that's before the damned thing sinks 🤦
(DIR) Post #AXfCGKsX1ev9mdp6ga by natriumchloride@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-13T21:02:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts hahahah and they met on the giant water slide
(DIR) Post #AXfCjShJ2B2EQoSdvM by MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social
2023-07-13T21:07:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts In a plot twist lifted directly from Airplane! everyone on the ship gets food poisoning an the ship runs aground on a reef.Then there's an international debate about who has to go rescue them while we get Lord of the Flies aboard.
(DIR) Post #AXfGLjqzzltcVWwE1w by eyesquash@mastodon.world
2023-07-13T21:48:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hard pass on the Icon cruise ship. Party mall prison. Hell is other people.
(DIR) Post #AXfGqYKosAddl7a0ga by ohmrun@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T21:53:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'll meet you floor eleven, section five between the blue and yellow zone next to the portside lemonade stand.
(DIR) Post #AXfH2jqTtzZYvxCSMC by priscillaharing@mastodon.green
2023-07-13T21:56:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some of the most luxurious cabins likely come with big steel rings in the floor to chain your person to. Rose never gets out of the room.
(DIR) Post #AXfHRwiNBwnI5QQYDY by AHU4y5aWnraB3XHz0a.mxtthxw@mxtthxw.art
2023-07-13T22:00:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts can’t wait for the submarine full of idiots checking it out on the sea floor.
(DIR) Post #AXfJIe5HI3Lbbgpkfo by darth_anxious@toot.community
2023-07-13T22:21:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts everytime I see a post about that thing, I think about #BillBurr 's #cruiseship skithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-VLyZyHkTU
(DIR) Post #AXfKgXH6MHpLOOJstk by JustMe_HH@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T22:37:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Whut? Is this real? 😵💫
(DIR) Post #AXfPCruNZw8aTAMf4K by pinecones_sx@mastodon.world
2023-07-13T23:27:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts new Fall Guys level just dropped.
(DIR) Post #AXfQjIM6sqfDiOMT20 by Linux_Is_Best@mastodon.social
2023-07-13T23:44:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts How are those types of "mega ships" not top-heavy? I am thinking a few ruff waves and this thing looks like it would keel over. I have always wondered why the y do not make those boats wider?
(DIR) Post #AXfToxpOPxl3eKS8wq by neonbubble@mstdn.social
2023-07-14T00:19:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts We do like cruising. A lot of people who've never done it don't, and that's fine. But yeah, those Royal Caribbean ships are not pretty sights and they're not appealing in the slightest. There's a cruise line and a cruise ship and an itinerary for everyone. Icon of the Seas isn't for us, and I have to say that Titanic wouldn't have been either. We don't like maiden cruises. You need time for the staff and ship to bed in and work out iceberg avoidance strategies.
(DIR) Post #AXfTuxXsNgmYVj7PI8 by weezmgk@mastodon.au
2023-07-14T00:20:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts one hell of a SARS petri dish
(DIR) Post #AXfV12KhatHx3CPzHM by mickstick@mastodon.social
2023-07-14T00:32:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts There is something deeply disturbing about thousands of people on a ship engaging in aimless frivolity and shameless gluttony.
(DIR) Post #AXfaz0RuE6PQM0Cd6G by shuttersparks@qoto.org
2023-07-14T01:39:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts That looks like a nightmare, not a vacation.
(DIR) Post #AXfdVOR6mIxrvKOu00 by DeltaWye@mstdn.social
2023-07-14T02:07:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Imagine the norovirus outbreak on that thing…
(DIR) Post #AXfeB5iWlVrO1vQoXQ by IdahoLark@syringa.social
2023-07-14T02:15:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts @bentoh My version of hell.
(DIR) Post #AXfhlfWzO4LhOOASTQ by JeffAndDonkeys@spore.social
2023-07-14T02:55:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts if need be, I would pay a sizable fee to not ever have to get on that thing.
(DIR) Post #AXfhvC3JqImGrVpbmK by noondlyt@mstdn.social
2023-07-14T02:57:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rose died of food poisoning complicated by a widespread outbreak of Covid.
(DIR) Post #AXfi0e4P6MTlCkwFOa by noondlyt@mstdn.social
2023-07-14T02:58:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts The alt text!
(DIR) Post #AXgKeG6NQknOi6B4KG by jtgd@emacs.ch
2023-07-14T10:11:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yup, doesn't look top-heavy at all. I'm sure a rogue wave won't even faze it.
(DIR) Post #AXghuSieaKptQBmD2W by FeralRobots@mastodon.social
2023-07-14T14:31:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts "A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl." - Bernstein (Citizen Kane)
(DIR) Post #AXvj2ZmCB53H38tls8 by robert_cassidy@urbanists.social
2023-07-21T20:25:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I look at this picture and immediately want to go back on my anti-anxiety meds.
(DIR) Post #AYWnFLj5dNpD6qYDyK by karnevil9@mastodon.world
2023-08-08T17:36:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Good job on the alt text!
(DIR) Post #AYWnFlKsQ1uCXHQFqC by bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-08T17:36:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mind you if they did hook up and get laid, no-one would ever have found them.
(DIR) Post #AYWnIT2wsFO4gKKJDk by fozzybear@mastodon.social
2023-08-08T17:37:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts A nightmare comes true.
(DIR) Post #AYWndGd0Ez82FQ6nsO by danjac@masto.ai
2023-08-08T17:41:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts all you can eat buffet for our special guests Salmonella, Botulism and Covid
(DIR) Post #AYWnfKeAGo75I5dXSS by Sh4d0w_H34rt@mstdn.social
2023-08-08T17:41:25Z
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@lowqualityfactshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOrzbCueVDI
(DIR) Post #AYWnlkHDtKFMWBxpxI by ratgrrl@mstdn.social
2023-08-08T17:42:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYWoDeGfpFk7zT0pHc by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-08T17:47:36Z
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@lowqualityfactsAlso, because she got sick right after they met and spend the rest of the trip in her cabin, suffering from assorted forms of gastrointestinal distress.Real talk.
(DIR) Post #AYWoNkBgfhiFFHUgQC by mungus@jorts.horse
2023-08-08T17:49:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts the "Icon of the Seas" looks like a mountain of plastic trash
(DIR) Post #AYWoxlnUAFl0f9Ltr6 by lerekofatwgo@mastodon.online
2023-08-08T17:55:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's one sneeze away from a tragedy.
(DIR) Post #AYWpk3TTkAjhO71CLI by DocBohn@techhub.social
2023-08-08T18:04:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Icon of the Seas"?What happens if I double-click it?
(DIR) Post #AYWpoguL4dkgqWnCYS by Kabuku@pnw.zone
2023-08-08T18:05:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wonder what the carbon credits on that thing is. Probably pretty high. Thanks for saving the planet Icon!
(DIR) Post #AYWs172xumFRIZsWGW by thatkatharine@ohai.social
2023-08-08T18:30:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is a cooler with jerky trays and twisty straws stacked on it that’s just floating around in someone’s above ground pool.
(DIR) Post #AYWzLc1BApHupClUCu by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-08-08T19:52:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts So wie das Ding aussieht, ist es aus Zuckerguss. Das wird sich auf dem Meer auflösen.
(DIR) Post #AYX1LK3W9mXR1YqeiO by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-08-08T20:14:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts That is gross. I wouldn't want to have to be stuck on that think with so many thousands of people.UGH.
(DIR) Post #AYX1W3g9NzZXPx2Oky by idalistin@det.social
2023-08-08T20:16:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's like a whole (very hedonistic) city deciding to live self-sufficient, relying on oil as the only power source while spending as much power as possible.
(DIR) Post #AYX6DPRAlQu7AWxVK4 by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-08T21:09:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts We’re going to need a bigger orca.
(DIR) Post #AYX712ph55onXd62Eq by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-08T21:18:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts What an absolute monstrous piece of carbon footptint shit.
(DIR) Post #AYX8KaNqfDjP3OxBmi by ScottGrimmett@mastodon.au
2023-08-08T21:32:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts rejected set design from the Barbie movie.
(DIR) Post #AYXILWSviQdMjXPqZE by webframp@hachyderm.io
2023-08-08T23:25:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts twist: “Jack” is actually Jack from twitter and Block
(DIR) Post #AYXOpZpUNArlZwgKxs by null_hypothesis@mas.to
2023-08-09T00:37:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Piracy magnet? H Trafficking at scale? Or refugee rescue?
(DIR) Post #AYXeC7A0d0usdVU7cG by chargrille@progressives.social
2023-08-09T03:29:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is something out of the nightmares of Hieronymous Bosch. What I see when I look at that photo:
(DIR) Post #AYXjXoIvumPyISp8AC by johntimaeus@sysad.ninja
2023-08-09T04:29:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts As long as it sinks at the end, I'm good with it.