Post AXfbcw59sjPQOSbQOm by Fralambert@jasette.facil.services
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(DIR) Post #AXfWP8Qyf43QsSPNA0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-14T00:48:16Z
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So wasteful, shame on you Nike.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXfWbtQzk14C7ZV3VQ by Scrambledeggs@kolektiva.social
2023-07-14T00:50:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts they make two left shoes and one right.
(DIR) Post #AXfX4yluyY794a9iwC by ScriptFanix@pouet.chapril.org
2023-07-14T00:49:19Z
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@lowqualityfactsBut adidas produces 4!
(DIR) Post #AXfXjJAqXZVjvr2vse by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-07-14T01:03:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is it a left or a right?What happens if they throw the wrong one out & are left with 2 lefts or 2 rights?Is it a secret charity program aimed at people with one leg?Is the odd one for celebrities to sign & send to their fans?Should I stop drinking coffee just before I go to bed?Are they for car manufacturers testing equipment & marked accelerator, clutch & brake?Am I completely manic at this point?If you get 2 sets of 3, what are the odds you'll get 3 pairs?
(DIR) Post #AXfZ9uhNkMNfnRVyiG by KlingonHipster@mastodon.social
2023-07-14T01:19:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts they should keep it so people can use the third shoe like a spare tire
(DIR) Post #AXfbcw59sjPQOSbQOm by Fralambert@jasette.facil.services
2023-07-14T01:46:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Three legs... Wait a minute, Nike is a Martian company? 👽
(DIR) Post #AXff5Pa66A0Br0LOD2 by anarchopunk_girl@kolektiva.social
2023-07-14T02:25:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts @KevinCarson1
(DIR) Post #AXg1eyg3nklnpVUu7E by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-14T06:38:32Z
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@lowqualityfactsIn their defense, they have no control over whether the machine emits left or right shoes, so they have no choice.It’s not like they could take a left shoe from one set and match it with a right shoe from another: that would be sacrilege!
(DIR) Post #AXg79NoHQIZCEeeyXI by hyde@lazybear.social
2023-07-14T07:40:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts any article or IRL about this somewhere ?
(DIR) Post #AXgMKO824sA7imbYDw by alan@kolektiva.social
2023-07-14T10:30:07Z
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@hyde @lowqualityfacts It's a joke account.
(DIR) Post #AXgMUCyWOtPa1dq3Rw by hyde@lazybear.social
2023-07-14T10:31:56Z
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@alan @lowqualityfacts That what happens when you didnt have your coffee, and slept 4 hours 🤦♂️
(DIR) Post #AXgSaQxbuqGKrXlRho by alan@kolektiva.social
2023-07-14T11:40:16Z
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@hyde @lowqualityfacts it's fine. I misread a news headline the other day as Russia accusing someone of having plotted an assassination with a nuclear bomb.
(DIR) Post #AXhJrQAjOZQAuXt1wO by cvwillegen@mastodon.nl
2023-07-14T21:37:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts but I'm three-legged! Or at least, that's what *I* think it is...
(DIR) Post #AYXMeuCq4a7VgLO55c by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-08-09T00:13:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts three footed people of the world unite!
(DIR) Post #AYXVhHC4TYBl8xEXvk by theklan@mastodon.eus
2023-08-09T01:54:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts for those with a center foot
(DIR) Post #AYXcgPqJX4YXMEarvU by AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social
2023-08-09T03:13:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts just like the Spartans (source: deleted scenes in 300).
(DIR) Post #AYXdQMXi8NV8RYnjyC by jabsonik@mstdn.social
2023-08-09T03:21:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts And this is famously the origin for their slogan.”But boss, why should I throw it away... this is insane...””Just do it.”
(DIR) Post #AYXjjOtGEI6Ex3LHTE by JonKramer@qoto.org
2023-08-09T04:32:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts it creates jobs for 50% more 7 year olds.If you don't like this, why do you hate children??
(DIR) Post #AYYGRJJ3Y5IcuMODNQ by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-08-09T10:38:35Z
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@lowqualityfactsWell, only the third, when delivered to Earth. As an intergalactical corporation, distributors from Earth havn't achieved, that marketing management accepts the fact, that beings with less than three legs can actually walk.