Post AXeuyedb7n74dFoyfY by EdG@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AXeq5vVqHbhLE0qGI4 by cstross@wandering.shop
       2023-07-13T15:51:52Z
       
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       This is some ghastly Lovecraftian shit right here, the sort of thing the Laundry was supposed to protect us from: https://discuss.systems/@ricci/109461947381276059
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeq63ElYynBBMujmi by Uilebheist@chaos.social
       2023-07-13T16:16:13Z
       
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       @cstross There is a definite lack of a COBOL program running on an IBM 360 emulated by an INTERCAL program.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeq67iKuyp34EmPQm by Uilebheist@chaos.social
       2023-07-13T16:28:52Z
       
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       @cstross By the way my house has this kind of futuristic system. To operate, one just needs to shake it, this causes a compression of the surrounding air which propagates in a wave form until it reaches the room where I am, where it manifest itself as a loud noise.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeq68v8QsecoDm91E by cstross@wandering.shop
       2023-07-13T16:32:51Z
       
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       @Uilebheist Yep! And here's mine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeq6A5S60V8QVbtjs by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-07-13T16:53:59Z
       
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       @cstross @Uilebheist Wait...You guys have bells? On your doors?Whatever happened to the good old door shoggoth? I mean, mine still attacks a burglar or two every month.(Grumbling that these newfangled technologies will be the end of honest necromancy, mark my words)
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeqT87pYUWH0Ffu9A by Uilebheist@chaos.social
       2023-07-13T16:58:07Z
       
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       @ParadeGrotesque @cstross Unfortunately here the worst crime recorded by the Géndarmerie is "interrupting their card game without sufficient reason."The shoggoth would probably die of boredom.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeuyedb7n74dFoyfY by EdG@mastodon.social
       2023-07-13T15:59:10Z
       
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       @cstross 🎶 I'm thinkin' about my door bell / how ya gonna ring it, how ya gonna ring it? 🎶
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeuyfcZT5szgMLfhw by admin@detroitriotcity.com
       2023-07-13T17:48:53.594153Z
       
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       @EdG @cstross The White Stripes are dogshit and anyone who ever liked one of their songs is an eternal faggot.