Post AXegEQKGbYCJZ8qB6W by that_marouk_ish@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AXeSjbt6Gl5f2j6tjU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-07-13T12:32:28Z
       
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       Wow.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeTQygfNRtwCqyRBA by qotca@mastodon.social
       2023-07-13T12:40:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Naturally. E l o n g a t e d torso and webs for feet.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeUA2XNuOcfBA7TcG by Mickrob9777@sfba.social
       2023-07-13T12:48:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Merman?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeVWKKeWrdUh2M6K0 by johnhattan@dobbs.town
       2023-07-13T13:03:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts yeah, his handlers carry him around on a big canvas stretcher, like a dolphin.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXeWe9W0jHwBPrxnXc by scottmatter@aus.social
       2023-07-13T13:16:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Waddles like a penguin.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXegEQKGbYCJZ8qB6W by that_marouk_ish@mstdn.social
       2023-07-13T15:03:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts does he need to know how?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXehRYdp6DXj4foZHM by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-07-13T15:17:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsTo be clear, it’s not due to his extreme adaptations to an aquatic life. He’s just not that bright and the need never arose.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYVZFJvYjHl50vW1NQ by ArrestJK@mastodon.nz
       2023-08-08T03:25:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Has anyone ever seen him walk? This might actually be true...
       
 (DIR) Post #AYVaM7WvJwpoXsnaFM by laukanhenkka@mastodonsuomi.fi
       2023-08-08T03:37:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Amazing. He's a survivor.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYVcuwCVdOQ7S5yp28 by numbertheory@hachyderm.io
       2023-08-08T04:06:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Why should he ever debase himself by learning?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYWE2FAlC0ZgchVbtY by lachenisgezond@mastodonners.nl
       2023-08-08T11:02:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I see some likeness with a joke I've heard long ago:A hunter has a dog that can walk over water. He cannot believe his eyes so he asked a friend to join him. Het shoots a duck and the dog runsover the water to pick up the duck.The hunter: did you see that?His friend: yes that dog  obviously cannot swim .🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #AYXB5FE7LHzaxImK80 by wauz@mastodon.bayern
       2023-08-08T22:03:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsAs a seal...