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(DIR) Post #AWkxHZnLXiVdjJ4Yuu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-16T17:50:52Z
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BREAKING NEWS: A 100% unbiased scientific study funded by commercial real estate firms has discovered that by 2028 the average remote worker will look like this:
(DIR) Post #AWkxPNhkNVcAY6AvNw by paninid@mastodon.world
2023-06-16T17:52:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Looks like their balance sheet, tbqh
(DIR) Post #AWkxVgaV5H8wqqn9sG by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
2023-06-16T17:53:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I already look like that.
(DIR) Post #AWkxdKyfJY7E93k9Lc by autumn@triangletoot.party
2023-06-16T17:54:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts can't wait!
(DIR) Post #AWkxqtDxIVSY7jMDnk by interfluidity@econtwitter.net
2023-06-16T17:57:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts i am always at the vanguard.
(DIR) Post #AWkxzh7neSxXCkg10i by FantasticalEconomics@geekdom.social
2023-06-16T17:58:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts There is strong theoretical evidence to beleive this is true.Just like the blobfish, when work-from-homers are forcably hauled from their comfortable depths, the pressures--in this case social ones--distort their appearance into something unrecognizable.
(DIR) Post #AWky2LYOJDfxAiNZE8 by giuglionasi@mastodon.uno
2023-06-16T17:59:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1984
(DIR) Post #AWky7OpvWygKnjzUW0 by jaycee@toot.community
2023-06-16T18:00:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts in other news, that’s actually an image of billionaires…..
(DIR) Post #AWky7n63KfqE2hihyy by fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza
2023-06-16T18:00:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm kind of offended that they used my portrait without permission
(DIR) Post #AWky7yFJsYn2cd8lSC by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-06-16T18:00:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Worth it
(DIR) Post #AWkyBfTPcL89YeUkiG by rooneymcnibnug@mastodon.social
2023-06-16T18:01:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts i looked like that in a cubicle tbh
(DIR) Post #AWkyCe9g0KaZl6jLv6 by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-06-16T18:01:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Where did you get that picture of me!
(DIR) Post #AWkySd3vpnpR0GfG3E by matthewmuses@journa.host
2023-06-16T18:04:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Easy access to the refrigerator doesn't really help, does it?
(DIR) Post #AWkyVh2PVhVSCZPj3g by LindaCollins11@mastodon.social
2023-06-16T18:04:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's terrible no one wants to look like Ted Cruz 🥺
(DIR) Post #AWkyW6QN7kWmw7oiNU by dx@social.ridetrans.it
2023-06-16T18:04:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Finally, I’m ahead of the trend on something!
(DIR) Post #AWkzDVmkhyNK2nz5Mm by geobeck@mastodon.online
2023-06-16T18:12:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts By 2029, the average remote worker will look like the AI assistant they programmed to appear in meetings, nod thoughtfully once in a while, and give a fluent corporate-speak answer to any questions thrown their way.
(DIR) Post #AWkzFVptUUZCmSPLTk by thisisrjg@mstdn.social
2023-06-16T18:12:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Joke's on them: I already look like this.
(DIR) Post #AWkzUq4GYGXJs8REm0 by firstprimate@discuss.systems
2023-06-16T18:15:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Time reallocated from commuting to self care begs to differ.
(DIR) Post #AWl0z6clewrHrYZYga by zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
2023-06-16T18:32:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bold of them to assume we don't already look like that
(DIR) Post #AWl147b5TBIyKPB6kC by fonecokid@c.im
2023-06-16T18:33:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AWl1BDOYJOicKwhJIG by Vreejack@newsie.social
2023-06-16T18:34:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am already 85% there.
(DIR) Post #AWl1rWhiuXauNyq9q4 by ohmrun@mastodon.social
2023-06-16T18:42:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts The scientific method in action.
(DIR) Post #AWl1sIuTgQJjtRB1No by aroom@tooting.ch
2023-06-16T18:42:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts put it back in the water. I don’t want to see your face if you had to surface from a deep dive in a few minutes.
(DIR) Post #AWl235bpTXuNpKb4hE by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-06-16T18:44:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fun animal fact: contrary to popular belief, blobfish aren't named that because they look like blobs when brought to sea level. They're named that because they were discovered by Marvel villain, the Blob.
(DIR) Post #AWl3FTu34qqsbOakOu by cautionwip@mstdn.ca
2023-06-16T18:57:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seriously, we *just* had the discussion about not posting facts that could easily be true.
(DIR) Post #AWl4RZyqPKMWscARgO by Npars01@mstdn.social
2023-06-16T19:11:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts More doomcrying, toxic hype "Nothing to See here" misdirection, and malign influence campaigns from commercial real estate interests.They really are freaked out about losing their captive consumers https://www.vox.com/technology/2023/5/15/23721410/return-to-office-remote-work-commercial-real-estatehttps://www.bizjournals.com/bizjournals/news/2023/06/06/remote-work-office-real-estate-valuations.htmlhttps://www.investopedia.com/warning-signals-in-us-commercial-office-market-keep-flashing-7510313https://fortune.com/2023/05/25/office-space-crash-harder-than-expected-remote-work-economy-cre-crash/For workers, remote work is the equivalent of getting a 10% to 20% raise.https://www.computerworld.com/article/3695581/after-the-remote-work-rush-vacant-offices-and-empty-downtowns.htmlhttps://www.investmentexecutive.com/soundbites/economy/slow-return-to-the-office-changing-the-face-of-commercial-real-estate/
(DIR) Post #AWl5HApv8Z0vxJazPE by CaliGal@mstdn.party
2023-06-16T19:20:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂🤣
(DIR) Post #AWl6VzqIOWPC9lP2lE by aapis@mastodon.world
2023-06-16T19:34:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts sure you suits like to make fun of us degenerate subhuman blob-fish-hybrids, but when the sea levels rise and make coastal areas uninhabitable we will have the last laugh. I’m going to float in what used to be your penthouse
(DIR) Post #AWl78R23kgkhUKEaRM by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-06-16T19:41:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seems like a fair swap.
(DIR) Post #AWl7s8qLi5IYOgYFe4 by daridrea@graphics.social
2023-06-16T19:49:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts my "biased" research shows something different...
(DIR) Post #AWlA5IHe7eT1LficCm by StevenJV@curmudgeon.cafe
2023-06-16T20:14:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts funny, the lack of commute (for almost 10 years now) gives me more time to go running, work out, and preparing healthful meals.
(DIR) Post #AWlDSKj3VaztRgDVE8 by jaykass@universeodon.com
2023-06-16T20:52:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts hoping to speed this along faster than 2028
(DIR) Post #AWlDiRXZwGPBDNWwXA by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-06-16T20:55:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts You have **stolen** my new profile pic!Roko's Basilisk shall surely devour thee.
(DIR) Post #AWlKbWvuBuDrahYl9s by Scott1984FP@mastodon.social
2023-06-16T22:12:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts ,haha 😂🤣#BorisJohnson In 10 Years, LOL
(DIR) Post #AWlKnvBjptDgICsFSi by Scott1984FP@mastodon.social
2023-06-16T22:14:31Z
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@fcktheworld587 @lowqualityfacts ,LOL 😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
(DIR) Post #AWlMP3RsBfyIa1gutE by saytata@mstdn.social
2023-06-16T22:32:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Roger Ailes.
(DIR) Post #AWlS24IrRXHIIMtlaa by cascade@ioc.exchange
2023-06-16T23:35:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unbiased? This was clearly funded by the Blobfish Party. It's biased towards the truth! Praise the almighty Blobfish!
(DIR) Post #AWlfKZ3n7wEsIq02hE by TomMarcinko@wandering.shop
2023-06-17T02:04:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts And it STILL beats the office.
(DIR) Post #AWm6xTfLoWSrd4LbUm by catrin@mastodon.scot
2023-06-17T07:14:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, so they’re going to die?! 😰
(DIR) Post #AWtVlM6xvwxLgVIfhI by Eamon1916@beige.party
2023-06-20T20:54:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts STILL not a good reason to require in-office work.
(DIR) Post #AXamfmelVhFFjb1Cj2 by jynersolives@mastodon.social
2023-07-11T17:57:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts #LifeGoals
(DIR) Post #AXamiIPaPrnOnh7Hiy by pixelpusher220@universeodon.com
2023-07-11T17:57:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mom always says I was ahead of the blob curve
(DIR) Post #AXamlWklYDZe9IZ1VI by icedquinn@blob.cat
2023-07-11T17:58:08.081092Z
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@lowqualityfacts the handler from cruelty squad? :neofox_googly:
(DIR) Post #AXamqrNUISczYxDbfs by KrissyKat@hoosier.social
2023-07-11T17:59:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts That looks like one of the company bosses on the top floor. 👻
(DIR) Post #AXanQmbJXDvrAjoauW by annaweezer@mastodon.world
2023-07-11T18:05:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts that long…
(DIR) Post #AXanTW8TCzs2yVcxYO by BigMcLargeHuge@mstdn.social
2023-07-11T18:06:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts What? That's a picture of Kevin McCarthy accepting his position of House Majority Leader. It's the first time a literal invertebrate was voted to run the house majority!
(DIR) Post #AXapP16Wq9cFU0hWee by enicon@mastodon.uno
2023-07-11T18:27:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts found my new picture for tomorrow zoom meetings
(DIR) Post #AXaqsA1cqqQ3VEru4G by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
2023-07-11T18:44:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Yes, that is how I reasoned you would look..." - Kerr Avon
(DIR) Post #AXarsWjaWGh7t7AbKK by FuriousCrab@mas.to
2023-07-11T18:55:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts And if you already look like this? Asking for science.
(DIR) Post #AXatnIQkTPBVzAzXLE by karschsp@jawns.club
2023-07-11T19:16:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I, for one, welcome our new blobfish overlords.
(DIR) Post #AXauPFjuvTd4e13ZOi by antsu@nozomi.best
2023-07-11T19:23:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts jokes on them, I already look like that!
(DIR) Post #AXb8GpoYpVhpHT6nhI by zippy1981@hachyderm.io
2023-07-11T18:57:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts the spice melange takes a toll for it's gift
(DIR) Post #AXbO0AKctPZTG1BG1A by izzyamar@tooters.org
2023-07-12T00:55:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shows what they know - I *already* look like that.