Post AXag5zqcOB0gUp7AXY by Meowthias@mastodon.world
(DIR) More posts by Meowthias@mastodon.world
(DIR) Post #AWj7p22UAAfu6ppEpM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-15T20:39:36Z
0 likes, 2 repeats
Amazing.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWj7vG5gpeanQYIFPc by jabsonik@mstdn.social
2023-06-15T20:40:45Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts That's poetry, man.
(DIR) Post #AWj7zGACVHYeoMJLsG by fuzztech@infosec.exchange
2023-06-15T20:41:27Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Except when there is a solar eclipse
(DIR) Post #AWj82ILipiTqSX9Cvw by KlingonHipster@mastodon.social
2023-06-15T20:42:00Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts this came as a disappointment to many astronomers who hoped we could use them to figure out how old saturn is
(DIR) Post #AWj8SFX1voZ7FXoSRc by Peppersteak@aethy.com
2023-06-15T20:46:41Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts what's it taste like?
(DIR) Post #AWj97rxTy0iQIi20rw by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-15T20:54:13Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfactsSure, but Saturn’s summer comes once every few centuries, so we’re not due for another ring melt during anyone’s lifetime.
(DIR) Post #AWj9GpjXblvg0TmjKa by steverocky@mastodonapp.uk
2023-06-15T20:55:50Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts According to the Catholic church Saturn's rings are the remnants of Jesus's foreskin.....
(DIR) Post #AWj9K71zkiJGWUypmK by tannat@toot.community
2023-06-15T20:56:25Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Well they are made of ice.
(DIR) Post #AWjDte6lAIFt3rPMHY by neenamaiya@mstdn.social
2023-06-15T21:47:39Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts how many rings left?
(DIR) Post #AWjFCQKkhZ77nUTFNQ by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-06-15T22:02:12Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts how do you say summer in Saturnian?
(DIR) Post #AWoHEkoch2HRb9TtOC by samitruant@mastodon.social
2023-06-18T08:18:36Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts melts in summer both in the northern and southern hemisphere. What if I told you Saturn never had rings to begin with...
(DIR) Post #AXYoHjeFnsc2jzmFZQ by robfrominternet@mastodon.beer
2023-07-10T19:05:40Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts I heard they were all costume jewelry too
(DIR) Post #AXYoNaJZQ0kvWxtMEC by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-07-10T19:06:45Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Unlike the moon, which is made of green cheese, Saturn's rings are made of ice cream. This is due to the fact that the conditions are much colder on Saturn since it's further from the sun and the significant presence of ice.As we know, ice cream melts a lot easier than cheese, especially a firm cheese like the kind the moon is made of.
(DIR) Post #AXYp0Og6cINwjawKOG by geobeck@mastodon.online
2023-07-10T19:13:45Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts When Galileo first saw Saturn through is telescope, he marveled at the lobes on either side, which got smaller month after month (as the rings turned edge-on to Earth).Finally, when they disappeared, he exclaimed "Does Saturn still eat his children?" and never looked at the planet again.The Greek god Kronos (Roman: Saturn) ate his children at birth to prevent them from taking over the universe. But Rhea threw a stone into his plans...
(DIR) Post #AXYqy98RdLwXrGFXUG by nicolaottomano@mastodon.uno
2023-07-10T19:35:45Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts yet it has longer summers than the planet earth.Roughly 7 earth years.
(DIR) Post #AXYr4iY2slFnQWMEOe by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-07-10T19:36:53Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Little known fact, Saturn's rings are made of ice cream, each ring is a different flavour
(DIR) Post #AXZ5MpKpmnTj2xhvkW by raichu@hachyderm.io
2023-07-10T22:17:00Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Note that this applies to both hemispheres so you have to be mindful that just because it's summer here doesn't mean it's melted for the Australians yet :blobfox_w_:
(DIR) Post #AXZ8tuMEQuNS2hpLDk by Urethramancer@toot.cat
2023-07-10T22:56:41Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Their summer or ours? If theirs, is that where snow comes from?
(DIR) Post #AXag5zqcOB0gUp7AXY by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-07-11T16:43:21Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts You've really gone too far this time - spreading rumors about a planet that can't answer back because it's so far out in space.
(DIR) Post #AXaq5CJjXaxwQDzUn2 by jwalk1230@toot.community
2023-07-11T18:35:14Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts So does my will to live during “heat dome” summers…