Post AXWvZMt3TkVCiv8TDM by Kingstrum@noagendasocial.com
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 (DIR) Post #AXWvKgGz7VLMVKKDXE by ArcaneSlime@dobbs.town
       2023-07-09T21:14:48Z
       
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       Healing crystals not cutting it for ya anymore? Knew they were a scam from the beginning?Ditch that pinkboy mumbo jumbo for the REAL DEAL! Introducing "NEW!" Rev. Rhea's SubGenius Slack Rocks!™ only $19.99 (+S&H)!Each Slack Rock is carefully hand selected and blessed by a SubGenius Shaman, guaranteed to bring you slack or NO money back, all sales are final!What're you waiting for pinkboy? Get yours YESTERDAY!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXWvSVcib9uHnBDvFI by Kingstrum@noagendasocial.com
       2023-07-09T21:16:42Z
       
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       @ArcaneSlime Cheap at 10 trillion times the price! Sure hope your supply chain holds out...suck if rocks became rare & precious commodities...#SubGenius #itm
       
 (DIR) Post #AXWvZMt3TkVCiv8TDM by Kingstrum@noagendasocial.com
       2023-07-09T21:17:56Z
       
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       @ArcaneSlime Now that I can finish the thought:#ItAintDumbIf"BOB"SaysItAint #PayNowBuyLater
       
 (DIR) Post #AXWxlLT0mgDrhcnDdY by PereUbu@dobbs.town
       2023-07-09T21:42:30Z
       
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       @ArcaneSlime Well, jeebus, being both a SubGenius Doktor and a certified Minister, I can make my own, so there, nyaaaah
       
 (DIR) Post #AXWytac8S2BYx3YUz2 by ArcaneSlime@dobbs.town
       2023-07-09T21:55:12Z
       
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       @PereUbu weeeelll you can certainly try, but competitors cannot match the supreme quality of Rev. Rhea's SubGenius Slack Rocks™ and that's a fact, Jack!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXX0fgVlvaz9614nke by PopeASDF@dobbs.town
       2023-07-09T22:15:06Z
       
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       @ArcaneSlime Rev. Rhea… question from Perry Farrell… do they make great pets?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXX3FCb2pPfSeLbf2u by ArcaneSlime@dobbs.town
       2023-07-09T22:43:56Z
       
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       @PopeASDF why of course they do! Each Rev. Rhea's SubGenius Slack Rock™ comes pre-housebroken, no muss no fuss!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXX3QUv72deEfINZVg by PopeASDF@dobbs.town
       2023-07-09T22:45:58Z
       
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       @ArcaneSlime Praise Bob and the ships flying above. May I cast them at sinners and do they boomerang back to me after they have stricken true?  Slack Rock™ where have you been all my life!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXX567pFOfZx9g36si by ArcaneSlime@dobbs.town
       2023-07-09T23:04:40Z
       
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       @PopeASDF well you can cast them at anyone, sinners or otherwise. However the sinners of The Church will likely take umbridge. The boomerang quality to the Rev. Rhea's SubGenius Slack Rocks™ depends on how hard they are chucked at your target. We recommend a sling (sold separately).