Post AXUAg0RGFseexzsXeC by anarchic_teapot@lingo.lol
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 (DIR) Post #AXUAWR1YYYk8WYI8ki by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-07-08T13:21:18Z
       
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       I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXUAekzcCHmwlxLsMi by Krolowa@geekdom.social
       2023-07-08T13:22:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Which is a damn shame because matadors have some the finest asses on this planet, and every other planet where bullfighting is still legal.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXUAg0RGFseexzsXeC by anarchic_teapot@lingo.lol
       2023-07-08T13:23:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is why bullfights only take place in warm climates; the bulls are in fact gratefully rushing towards a nice cooling breeze.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXUAnbiw1peUdClo5Q by adamwarvergeben@mstdn.party
       2023-07-08T13:24:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts *red-green colour blind :)
       
 (DIR) Post #AXUB0uTXcaXUYMuf8C by causalityloop@fosstodon.org
       2023-07-08T13:26:48Z
       
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       low quality fact:@lowqualityfacts posts facts of a low quality
       
 (DIR) Post #AXUBIIuQ20ZFFtmLgm by markusl@fosstodon.org
       2023-07-08T13:29:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But of course.  That's why they keep running into things.  They should learn to slow down.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXUpLCjlQmUz9IjVJI by bananabob@mastodon.nz
       2023-07-08T20:58:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Their horns are used for radar. That's how they see
       
 (DIR) Post #AYI2ULu14PZN9jVa1w by Ukulele19@masto.ai
       2023-08-01T14:46:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it's because they masturbate
       
 (DIR) Post #AYI2ur4RoH9hLs1btY by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
       2023-08-01T14:51:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Bulls are not blind, they are COLOR blind.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYI3Tqy6BNS9AZkBGq by Agent661@mastodon.social
       2023-08-01T14:57:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AYI3iXInaCiWWIQYsK by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
       2023-08-01T15:00:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts How can bulls be blind, when it's their fashion sense that enrages them to charge at matadors and rodeo clowns?
       
 (DIR) Post #AYI48hC9QNACjNn9hg by PeteHall@vmst.io
       2023-08-01T15:05:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Blond! They're completely blond!
       
 (DIR) Post #AYI4WkcyJVXmKKo80m by GothAndy@musicians.today
       2023-08-01T15:09:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's why they get really angry when you take them into a china shop. They can't appreciate the beauty of the shape colour and form of the china, and their hooves don't allow them much of a tactile sensation. They think you're taking the piss out of them.