Post AXSS1zQa0Kxr6fhzSC by jhooper@techhub.social
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 (DIR) Post #AXSF2IqcVDazvshwKO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-07-07T15:02:27Z
       
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       I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSFEDsGor15z0AC00 by optimist_press@mstdn.social
       2023-07-07T15:04:37Z
       
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       I'm all for arming the orcas with body armor and laser guns.https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/110673405348928455
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSFRYlSSfxMXMKvhI by Kropotkinbaking@mstdn.social
       2023-07-07T15:06:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts nobody who owns a boat is a good person. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSG437c2fOhh13JUO by odaraia@mastodon.green
       2023-07-07T15:13:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If the orcas sign a non aggression treaty with the orangutans, humans only defense is to surrender all their bulldozers and boats. #PeaceInOurTime
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSG95kjgg4rIhkxmq by synlogic@toot.io
       2023-07-07T15:14:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I too regret that I have but 4 limbs to sacrifice up for the cutest master race ever: the Underwater Murder Pandas (TM)
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSGEmNYdEHcx2cwAS by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-07-07T15:15:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Orcas favorite ice cream flavour is butter pecan.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSHSmrbj66mSkvTCC by ticho@mastodon.online
       2023-07-07T15:29:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts An average person has more in common woth an orca than with a billionaire, so it's understandable. šŸ‘
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSJ4tbFEK6uJS0XwG by xanatax@universeodon.com
       2023-07-07T15:47:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts … I don’t speak Orca fluently, but it sounds like they are saying, ā€œGive me the fish!ā€šŸ¤” I’m curious if all the ships that lost a rudder, or keel, or sunk … didn’t give the fish?  Oops!Orca does a trick, Human must give fish … That’s the treaty we signed with Shamu.  Sounds like they just enforcing the rules.  šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSJaMUHsMnMsql2Se by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
       2023-07-07T15:53:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I am on the side of the sharks, because nobody else is...
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSJvr6HFmdPuOmBbU by 1dalm@deacon.social
       2023-07-07T15:57:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts *Orca bites my arm off*Wildlife manager: We need to terminate that animal before it develops a taste for human meat.Me  *wrapping my shoulder where the arm was torn off*: No no. I'm sure I had it coming.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSKFdqQFQ0waXnLk0 by RubyJones@smutlandia.com
       2023-07-07T16:00:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I would have sufficient respect for the Orca capacity to bite my arm off that I would not piss one off by dicking around in their waters, tbh.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSL2EioRTCOrSPJgm by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
       2023-07-07T16:09:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Someone has not read Animal Farm by Robert Kiyosaki.Also recommend Rich Orca, Rich Calf
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSPRFG1zEu5Zy7qNs by sistrchi@ohai.social
       2023-07-07T16:58:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts We humans should be so inspired as to step up our resistance to wealthy elite wastrals.  Time is way past for strong resistance to the devastation and environmental catastrophe that the ruling class has brought all creatures to the brink.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSQEj7xihOwPNwiki by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-07-07T17:07:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsAs a non-human that is predated upon by humans, I have no sympathy for them. Having said that, maybe it’s a bit odd for you to side with the whales on this one.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSRWAG4CZEVQicEe8 by pkoopmanpk@mastodon.nl
       2023-07-07T17:22:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts #TeamOrcasWithLightsabers 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSS1zQa0Kxr6fhzSC by jhooper@techhub.social
       2023-07-07T17:28:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I have serious issues with your name on this platform. These facts are too high, it's like going into a McDonald's and coming out with a filet mignon or something
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSSqXgut6CTqtSI1g by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
       2023-07-07T17:36:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSV6TsF32O2YRTqD2 by piratero@mastodon.world
       2023-07-07T18:02:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that’s good! You wouldn’t want to be a terrible writer like the guy that wrote the whole Shatner-thinking-he-knows-kirk’s-character because a particular Klingon randomly kills his son so now he hates all Klingons always and forever. That’s just be really lousy writing and an attempt to dumb-down the franchise. I’m glad you see things differently. I’m glad you’ve used your education to realize there is often an alternative that’s better, despite Paramount.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSVsHxMexdpUefmhU by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
       2023-07-07T18:11:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Look, Humanity has had it coming for a while. I say thin that boat owning herd!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSas6ybyxI5D7zW1Q by fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-07-07T19:07:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I figure they were here long before we were, they have the right to bite us and even eat us. We've done enough damage to their home for pay back.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSby2w619yWN3CysC by mydogwrotethis@universeodon.com
       2023-07-07T19:19:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I hope someday they will build a theme park on the sea floor and call it "ManWorld."
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSg4ELqt7IdKTSZPs by Piousunyn@universeodon.com
       2023-07-07T20:05:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Next we need some large critter to attack private jets.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSgVBnGVR6fDO8Ydc by DangerHissy@mas.to
       2023-07-07T20:10:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I am absolutely team orca, and if one ever kills me, know that I died as I lived - cooing at and trying to pet something I shouldn't šŸ˜‚
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSiF9STcXw3FNtTay by nuncio@mstdn.social
       2023-07-07T20:29:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I swear to cod.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSiyn8SwrStKqISJ6 by daisyj@mastodon.social
       2023-07-07T20:37:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The part of Jaws they never showed you was all the people at that meeting cheering for the shark.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSjpFM3H8c7uhfDyS by otownKim@toot.community
       2023-07-07T20:47:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Always #TeamOrca
       
 (DIR) Post #AXSn2qLvKSWIHtmMM4 by billyjoebowers@mastodon.online
       2023-07-07T21:22:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Apparently sharks are joining the cause.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXStVb51n3ep2lyD9E by Penguinflight@mastodon.online
       2023-07-07T22:35:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Yeah, I blocked the loony woman whose take was, when dealing with marine life, "only explosives work!"I fucking loathe speciesists who demand that every other living thing on this planet is to be sacrificed not for food or material but *convenience.*
       
 (DIR) Post #AXT1gBTo6xYwSr7UIK by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
       2023-07-08T00:07:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXTIjDMLHHw4NpeuKu by TamNZ@mastodon.social
       2023-07-08T03:18:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts has it occurred to anyone else the orca have picked up on the wish of our collective human consciousness to eat the rich, and have decided to help us out, owing to our inability to act?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXTxmmGe2jEPddoNYe by Mastopoet@h-net.social
       2023-07-08T10:58:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts These is a yacht riding on this:)
       
 (DIR) Post #AXWXT84rEK5s9f9G2S by sivy@toot.cafe
       2023-07-09T16:47:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts web looking for the orca boat thing and found this article, https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-has-a-group-of-orcas-suddenly-started-attacking-boats/ which after reading I cannot escape that my next band name will be Salmon Hat
       
 (DIR) Post #AYGZ9eBonBSnxjeMXw by Ciela@mastodon.ie
       2023-07-31T21:40:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Orcas are my friends.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYGZWL4M30VZK1ylkm by opendna@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-07-31T21:47:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts tbf, the odds of having your arm removed by a billionaire are orders of magnitude higher than by an orca.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYGauh5BxAQmV3Y2Nc by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
       2023-07-31T22:03:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I'm absolutely in favor of team orca.https://github.com/GNOME/orca
       
 (DIR) Post #AYGfOu1in9i19JaKES by Antigrav@mastodon.nz
       2023-07-31T22:53:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts , it's a pity we haven't got cute mammals starting to pee on car electronics like ECU, TCU.I wonder if our enthusiasm for them would be that widespread as well.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYGizRFF45SaSd1RJI by bloodravenlib@mas.to
       2023-07-31T23:33:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Candidate I can get behind. #TeamOrca
       
 (DIR) Post #AYGmk3cH25BQeQiTU8 by kirkiscool@mastodon.world
       2023-08-01T00:15:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts hold up your remaining arm and be like "yea fuck boats! "