Post AXRx0F5LioeAVeStG4 by RolloTreadway@neurodifferent.me
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(DIR) Post #AXRwwD8D2oOBI7se0W by stavvers@masto.ai
2023-07-07T09:53:11Z
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which large animal would be most damaged if one was to fart one's dick off at it?
(DIR) Post #AXRwwE53W1ScEdPdjM by stavvers@masto.ai
2023-07-07T09:58:07Z
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Updated dispatches from Bluesky: I posted the banger toot about farting dicks off and the only reply I got was a sincere explanation as to how to post polls, pure mastodon behaviour right there with none of the fun bits or edit button
(DIR) Post #AXRwwEt2WBRWjenYdk by stavvers@masto.ai
2023-07-07T10:00:52Z
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Updated update: The polling on Bluesky is completely broken and requires using a special bot to create it lmao wow that's terminally broken
(DIR) Post #AXRwwIVn2ZDpyhx2xM by stavvers@masto.ai
2023-07-07T11:16:15Z
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It's like bluesky don't even *care* what would happen to various animals if you farted your dick off at them
(DIR) Post #AXRx0F5LioeAVeStG4 by RolloTreadway@neurodifferent.me
2023-07-07T10:00:18Z
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@stavvers If giraffes fall over they can't get up again*, so the risk to them is clearly immense.*may not be scientifically correct, idc, possibly I'm thinking of tortoises
(DIR) Post #AXRx5gzhNuxcW0Q9NQ by u0421793@functional.cafe
2023-07-07T11:21:58Z
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@stavvers also, the precise logistics of farting a dick off kind of imply that there’s a biological future unreleased feature that involves being able to queef out of a dick, and really that makes so much more sense than the present version, bearing in mind sharts and the untrustworthiness of farts in general as one gets older – queefing through the dick is just so much more sensible
(DIR) Post #AXRxC9OghCceLLBkrQ by pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
2023-07-07T09:55:16Z
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@stavvers i think a spider would take the most damage. difficult to hit but if your aim was good enough it would fucking explode. the best you could do to a giraffe is knock it over
(DIR) Post #AXRxCANJ3p6zNLYALY by pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
2023-07-07T10:05:25Z
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@stavvers you said large animal. im deleting my blog
(DIR) Post #AXRxCB6gL7PLe4mP4a by floppyplopper@todon.nl
2023-07-07T10:06:07Z
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@pisscotheque @stavvers a spider is an animal
(DIR) Post #AXRxCC1OwEmITzJhTs by pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
2023-07-07T10:07:14Z
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@floppyplopper @stavvers but it's not large plopper it's not large. unless you compared it to something even smaller like a dust mite or tardigrade but that sort of pedantry does not feel in keeping with the spirit of the enquiry
(DIR) Post #AXRxCCyxMoPtShBGJE by morpheo@kolektiva.social
2023-07-07T10:26:06Z
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@pisscothequei once saw a documentary about an alien spider so large they had to nuke it lest it fart it's dick at everyone, killing us all. So there's that. ...thing was huge. Like apartment complex huge.@floppyplopper @stavvers
(DIR) Post #AXRxCDmwMyOnxiZBDc by pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
2023-07-07T10:27:06Z
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@morpheo @floppyplopper @stavvers i saw that one too... i love david attenborough...
(DIR) Post #AXRxTpesp4nkKxCAGe by LisaSpartan@mastodon.world
2023-07-07T11:45:42Z
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@cstross @Tirial @stavvers Let me just say underwear technology advances and NASA space research are highly correlated.
(DIR) Post #AXRxZvpamly7Dd73RI by republicofjones@toot.wales
2023-07-07T10:55:36Z
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@ian @stavvers Ah, I was thinking that a Whale's blowhole is a Death Star style vulnerablility to farted dicks
(DIR) Post #AXRxiR1WhFeIHFkWhs by RubyJones@smutlandia.com
2023-07-07T10:44:36Z
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@stavvers elephant, because I am given to understand they startle easy.