Post AXPodqIIQLHS0X4MXw by Akki@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #ARE4oppeIeUW4ZSVqS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T19:06:52Z
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I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.
(DIR) Post #ARE9NxG94oN53nr1c0 by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2022-12-31T14:51:17Z
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@lowqualityfactsNo way I can manage the smurf thing.
(DIR) Post #ARE9NxnT4v1gj9RdYG by mimorinka@poa.st
2023-01-02T08:40:36.981047Z
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@SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts >> Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.sure they does
(DIR) Post #ARE9xKKZI1x2kZn1TE by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T08:44:18Z
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@mimorinkaYou know there's radioactive stuff down there. And a suspiciously large ball of molten iron.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AREAB7m6lj0TraFabI by mimorinka@poa.st
2023-01-02T08:49:30.987422Z
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@SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts so there is a large molten iron ball and it has radioactive down therewhat???? why????
(DIR) Post #AREFiA4ZkIquJiSe7k by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T09:48:27Z
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@mimorinkaSome shadowy elite hidding in universities and coordinating with some kind of newspapers you can't find at your local store say it's due to some weird stuff capable of bending spacetime for unclear purposes and ancient shenanigans from space.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AREGEBQAGiZdlUpPrU by mimorinka@poa.st
2023-01-02T09:57:18.234334Z
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@SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts Okay another ancient non-human civilization from outer space things coming throughwhatever it is I wanna say that,"Don't make a fun to humans anymore"!!they just throw some toys or garbages onto earth and forget it, doesn't they have the word "responsibility" in their dictionary???
(DIR) Post #AREGVLYnp9h48P3L2u by Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com
2023-01-02T10:00:24.701897Z
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@mimorinka @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe They're just here for the anonymous sex tourism.( https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-461-clandestilen/ )blob
(DIR) Post #AREHQQbfjbniI8c6M4 by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T10:07:41Z
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@mimorinkaNothing said about a civilization. I'll step out of caracter and "get real". I'm choosing my words to make a perfectly documented and publicly explained thing look like a conspiracy.I'm talking about the early stages of the solar system, basic laws of physics like gravity and boyancy. Earth was created from dust composed of everything we see, a lot of iron and some radiactive heavy elements. Most of which, being heavy, went down to the center. @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AREHQSXUY7e4Hkfn7I by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T10:08:55Z
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@mimorinkaThen, radioactive elements being radioactive they heat their surroundings therefore probably molten Iron sphere under a sea of lighter lava. @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AREHqi7DGBxC7gtnBA by mimorinka@poa.st
2023-01-02T10:15:28.231745Z
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@SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe @Zerglingman if we have the technologies of disguise as monkey, would you like to have a sex with monkeys in wild life...?
(DIR) Post #AREHrSZ8YhcgBcJk5g by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T10:11:54Z
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@mimorinkaIn caracter now.You can bet there are no dictionaries involved. They are another set of arbitrary rules shoved from ancient times down the good people's throats. Preventing them to be free thinkers that write what normies call "hello" "jvidjevgjrv" like real independent red pilled beings. @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AREHyllXZVi1lGbXoe by Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com
2023-01-02T10:16:56.052111Z
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@mimorinka @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe Well, it all started with this fucking gorilla afterall.
(DIR) Post #AREKxvCNJanMacRYpM by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T10:45:11Z
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@mimorinkaWait?! WHAT!??@Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AREKxvidNebECfXK6q by mimorinka@poa.st
2023-01-02T10:50:22.796625Z
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@SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe if aliens trying to fuck us , that's similar as humans trying to fuck monkeys
(DIR) Post #ARELAbi75BD5ufL0QC by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T10:51:51Z
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@mimorinkaNope. But I had a kid with another Ape. @Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ARELAcBtIT1tP1Gmps by mimorinka@poa.st
2023-01-02T10:52:40.643473Z
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@SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts so you have the responsibility for that kid
(DIR) Post #AREMYTV5MKDVM0BmGu by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T11:07:36Z
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@mimorinkaNot really, take Star trek for example. Two species alien to each other ( Klingon, human, Vulcan Human) are both capable of giving consent, are not evolved enough to mess with the other species members brain patterns.Why wouldn't they if everybody feels like it?( Q's attempts to mate with Janeway however confuse me.)@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ARENVeaxkhyQqi9mJk by mimorinka@poa.st
2023-01-02T11:18:53.739161Z
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@SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts I love startrek series but didn't wondered that, basically their technologies are so advanced so maybe they have solutions to get pregnant for most humanoid racesQ is just a Q, they're more like space phenomena which can do everything with super annoying ,if Janeway agreed with Q and had baby , his born is kinda Jesus Christ for us
(DIR) Post #AREbVhMyps64oQX2yO by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-02T11:37:53Z
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@mimorinkaYep. But would Janeway' consent be legit considering the extent of Q's powers. Q's using a lot of self-restraint during the course of it's life. But you see creation of life ( girls tempting Riker and Word). Manipulation of mind ( what you see the continuum as is really not what you get), induction of emotions ( in Data).@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AREcK7VDwq6cLEQlou by mimorinka@poa.st
2023-01-02T14:04:53.248640Z
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@SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts @SylvainDe @lowqualityfacts as far as my understandings, Q's existent itself has strongly tied with Picard from the beginning to the end of Startrek:TNG, so I still hard to understand the finale of startrek:picard season2
(DIR) Post #ARI1Icw5BpFbZxG4xM by SylvainDe@mamot.fr
2023-01-03T21:53:48Z
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@mimorinkaStrongly... however he messes with Sisko(DS9), Janeway(VOY) and Mariner (Lower decks). I believe he considers Picard the best humanity has to offer but he's supposed to judge humanity so he has to check out the rest of us.PS: maybe also Twillight Sparkle. @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ARod9xBj46Xc4fpYrg by e_urq@journa.host
2023-01-19T23:03:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I strongly disagree with everything but I could DEFINITELY take those 50 smurfs so I guess I'm contractually obligated to boost
(DIR) Post #ARodO50gmQDUO7P7HU by bhj@mastodon.online
2023-01-19T23:06:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts All facts that are clearly have a faint ring of truth about them.(or #AbsoluteConcreteTruth if you're Mike Graham, who believes you can grow concrete)
(DIR) Post #ARodR1eLjK5AppMMMq by LucyWildboots@mastodon.lol
2023-01-19T23:06:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1. truth 2. They have already started 3. Secret superhero hideouts 4. Yes 5. I could never hurt a Smurf!
(DIR) Post #ARodfV2TG7MK2OXn04 by drooling_fan_girl@sauropods.win
2023-01-19T23:09:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I believe none of them, but I find all of them very amusing and am boosting it for that. ;)
(DIR) Post #ARoeSnZ5AVGbgVIz6u by SrRochardBunson@universeodon.com
2023-01-19T23:18:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts My fear involves billions of fungal-controlled zombie army ants, but same general idea. Does that count?
(DIR) Post #ARoeWIQOt8GAGPucCm by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-19T23:19:04Z
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@SrRochardBunson I'll accept it.
(DIR) Post #ARofm8QFwbfXpUxdzs by Debideaux@mstdn.social
2023-01-19T23:33:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes!
(DIR) Post #ARofv6AtfdkTSs3EFU by hillarygayle@kind.social
2023-01-19T23:34:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts @ldottxt you’re exactly correct. Come through with the apple size strawberries, farmers.
(DIR) Post #ARofzywVzDHWU0eWOm by quadrivial@home.social
2023-01-19T23:35:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do I have to agree with all of them? I'm not convinced about the last one.
(DIR) Post #ARog5rwSvb7QVYR8Uq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-19T23:36:43Z
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@quadrivial Have confidence, I believe in you.
(DIR) Post #ARog8R7z4xo8DK351c by DesRoin@geekdom.social
2023-01-19T23:37:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts the Tilda Swinton thing... Yep
(DIR) Post #ARog8ilxTasswDskC0 by c_dan4th@mstdn.social
2023-01-19T23:37:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm with you on 3.5 out of those 5.
(DIR) Post #ARogV7RmPx3xps7k5A by quadrivial@home.social
2023-01-19T23:41:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Boosted.
(DIR) Post #ARohxGWINWYq2MDlZI by DanStransky@metalhead.club
2023-01-19T23:57:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn it! My hand-to-hand combat limit is 49 Smurfs. Missed it by thaaaaaat much
(DIR) Post #ARoiHVrd2UKBPwr1Ye by mookie@orangem.net
2023-01-20T00:01:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I boosted, but don't believe the last one at all...Mainly because I *know* can defeat 5,000 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat with one hand tied behind my back. 💪
(DIR) Post #ARoipHslWrS5trUV3A by heppycat@mastodon.heppycat.com
2023-01-19T23:49:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts meet my cat Tilde, named after Swinton
(DIR) Post #ARoipIdCkCbCDtDaQy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T00:07:19Z
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@heppycat I can see the resemblance.
(DIR) Post #ARoiySqI9IYyUxi3gu by bhawthorne@mastodon.lol
2023-01-20T00:08:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Have you met @MissingThePt ?
(DIR) Post #ARoj34cLdzLUoXNxfE by heppycat@mastodon.heppycat.com
2023-01-20T00:09:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts and ad a baby
(DIR) Post #ARojNgoFMCEF3WmVdo by Krolowa@geekdom.social
2023-01-20T00:13:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not gonna lie, you had me until the Smurf war. I don’t have a kind of mojo.
(DIR) Post #ARojXVFDD73s5E4d5E by bhawthorne@mastodon.lol
2023-01-20T00:15:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts -I blame John Smallberries. And John Yaya.-I worry more that humans are killing off both insect populations and entire species and we have no idea how that is destabilizing the entire biosphere.-They are hiding something but you don’t want to know what.-💯on ~- Just their hands?
(DIR) Post #ARojumvdcvP5ag1O3E by Ragashingo@starside.social
2023-01-20T00:19:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is that 50 smurfs one at a time, or taking on all 50 at once? You use different moves when you're fighting half a hundred people, than when you only have to be worried about one...
(DIR) Post #ARojxXFiMoTRqAiowi by sydneyfalk@elekk.xyz
2023-01-20T00:19:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts ants don’t have to overthrow those they already rule. politicians are just ant colonies in suits, like how corporations are ant colonies inside buildings
(DIR) Post #ARokBQP2d8WeeQhvWK by RickiTarr@beige.party
2023-01-20T00:21:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts STRAWBERRIES THE SIZE OF APPLES
(DIR) Post #ARokavnr1QmBHDTZC4 by qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T00:27:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m with you except for the Smurf part. I’m terrified of Smurfs. Do. Not. Ask. Why.
(DIR) Post #ARoloSdqLAKCqHoCFk by Arlnee@mastodon.social
2023-01-20T00:20:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts regarding the smurfs... one at a time or all at once?
(DIR) Post #ARolqhSIEag3MiTR32 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T00:41:11Z
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@Arlnee Has to be all at once.
(DIR) Post #ARon6J4akqvOKgOSB6 by birdblahblah@ohai.social
2023-01-20T00:55:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts smurfs scare the shit out of me
(DIR) Post #ARonO5ZBi6BhehBRrc by ThatAuntie@blacktwitter.io
2023-01-20T00:58:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts me. I'm your person. All the rest are bots.
(DIR) Post #ARooi5hp0BuxpiK89o by Lascurettes@mastodon.social
2023-01-20T01:08:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts you had me at Tilda Swinton being terrifyingly attractive and attractively terrifying.
(DIR) Post #ARopqSXO68zQunzu88 by gemini6ice@octodon.social
2023-01-20T01:25:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts have you tried her cologne, Like This
(DIR) Post #ARostIBDMbwTWTfW2y by squirrellybob@mastodon.social
2023-01-20T02:00:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts sweet merciful tilda
(DIR) Post #ARoxft5LqwfrhRLzRQ by jaywll@mstdn.ca
2023-01-20T02:53:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts do I have to meet all four criteria, or is it an either/or type deal?
(DIR) Post #ARoxwxHfUnAhe1FlWi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T02:56:48Z
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@jaywll Either/or/any/all/whateva
(DIR) Post #ARoy9xi7DlEojRpGeO by Whiskey_bottle@mindly.social
2023-01-20T02:59:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts TBH, I could probably only handle 30-40 smurfs in the shape I’m in now.
(DIR) Post #ARoyC0DgrXMV5rZGMK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T02:59:30Z
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@Whiskey_bottle I appreciate your honesty.
(DIR) Post #ARp0hwBVbIAnkmu2DI by snarkysteff@mastodon.online
2023-01-20T03:27:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts 50, at least.
(DIR) Post #ARp3T73JDCfmyhgqO0 by moon12@muenchen.social
2023-01-20T03:58:36Z
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@lowqualityfactsThere is some truth in it. Wisdom, isn't it?
(DIR) Post #ARp3lafroir43rXIx6 by kimbermcleod@geekdom.social
2023-01-20T04:01:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tilda's very essence makes me swoon.
(DIR) Post #ARp5dPC2oqpA2roNwO by msbellows@c.im
2023-01-20T04:22:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dammit, I was with you until I got to the nonsense about the Smurfs.
(DIR) Post #ARp5y2XYEozFrwi7X6 by Farah@mastodon.social
2023-01-20T04:26:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts -no-yes- yes- YES!!- probably Let’s be friends
(DIR) Post #ARp6EgzvaKsjynvM2a by Computeforloot@twit.social
2023-01-20T04:29:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #ARpDEQaDJX4KkWiXVQ by jpm@aus.social
2023-01-20T05:47:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have already defeated 50 smurfs in hand to hand combat (well, hand to foot combat)
(DIR) Post #ARpTGiMXmP6njmR4oC by blackcatranch@home.social
2023-01-20T08:47:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts where do you live? Generally that you don’t have large enough strawberries? Even the organic strawberries at the farmers market are the size of apples here in the bay area. California Central coast grows some massive strawberries.Tilda Swinton is just 100% attractive.
(DIR) Post #ARpTOSHrQqZQCFw79M by BarrenPlanet@c.im
2023-01-20T08:49:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ARpaiQSKeIo5zLIu7E by MikeHar94962844@mastodon.me.uk
2023-01-20T10:11:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Believe me, the insects will eventually inherit the earth.
(DIR) Post #ARpawyBA431adICva4 by Branwen74@mastodon.online
2023-01-20T10:13:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Totally with you on the Tilda thing and I can take on those smurfs (are you sure they are smurfs? Cuz if they are Wee Free Men I, and you for that matter, do not stand a change)
(DIR) Post #ARpejDAxuRBEuIoL4a by cyclops_@fosstodon.org
2023-01-20T10:56:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1HwqrQ-PM
(DIR) Post #ARps7ea0yKtMFlVqnw by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-01-20T13:26:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts -no. strawberry taste>sizehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1HwqrQ-PM-no. nocturnal.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exterminators_(comics)no.no/Physically, a Smurf is 3 - 7.5 inches tall.yes.The phrase "hand-to-hand" sometimes include use of melee weapons such as knives, swords, clubs, spears, axes, or improvised weapons such as entrenching tools.no.
(DIR) Post #ARpueaZ37fW1GPtTA8 by CatDragon@mastodon.world
2023-01-20T13:54:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want a strawberry you have to slice like a melon to eat.
(DIR) Post #ARpvEPY7YNS5WhXaZE by Malaclypse@better.boston
2023-01-20T14:01:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh my yes.
(DIR) Post #ARpvIy47AKbTjag7aS by Ohyeah1@toot.io
2023-01-20T14:01:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Follow you. 50 Smurfs maybe unless one was the size of Aladdin Genie I think he was Blue and on steroids.
(DIR) Post #ARpyMIBP7owsrKMgam by partnumber2@c.im
2023-01-20T14:36:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1. Don’t trust ‘BigFarmer’.2. Step on ants at every opportunity.3. Volcanoes are all bluster and want to appear like they’re the ‘big cheese’.4. 😱💙5. Already done it… with one arm behind my back. That’s why Smurfs are rarely seen or heard these days.
(DIR) Post #ARpzJVVXEBINGp168G by PeteLittle1970@fosstodon.org
2023-01-20T14:46:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ahh... so close. But I doubt I could best the 50 Smurfs. I mean they're tenacious blue b*ggers, They frequently best Gargamel and being small they have the advantage of being hard to hit. I could probably snap the neck of 2 or 3 but the rest would swarm and over power me ;)
(DIR) Post #ARq8MPrbZGEwDonleS by corbden@mastodon.lol
2023-01-20T16:28:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Klaxun It’s not on this phone but I’ve got a pic of a strawberry that takes up most of my hand. Social media seemed far less impressed with it than I was.
(DIR) Post #ARq8PILXyLxHmEBC2C by tanquist@masto.ai
2023-01-20T16:28:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts #Bug (1975) is prophetic.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072750/
(DIR) Post #ARq8bGNJ82FN8Yi4nI by zenheathen@mastodon.social
2023-01-20T16:30:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts No, "oddly terrifying yet attractive"
(DIR) Post #ARqOPHkvlbGZDC4OrA by FlorianSever@mstdn.party
2023-01-20T19:27:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts ... TERMITES, ARISE ! ...
(DIR) Post #ARqUYfrE7uLGICsJYe by mshawkanddove@mstdn.social
2023-01-20T20:36:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am now oddly fixated on the thought of seeing Tilda Swinton observing Strawberries, and then, in an almost Wes Anderson film fashion, turning to the camera and saying “Let’s make them bigger”
(DIR) Post #ARqVsAEdVWsRxmgLRI by Dissonance@mastodon.world
2023-01-20T20:51:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tilda is terrifying and yet has a gravity well around her that sucks you in so that you will be assimilated- like the Borg.
(DIR) Post #ARqpxaByQR8wzzIWYa by kevinrns@mstdn.social
2023-01-21T00:36:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts search hashtags, all the topics you find most interesting, and follow dozens of the most interesting, cleverest ckosest and a few youll like chewung an arguement with. Then follow half the people they follow, then talk.Also, you can follow a hastag. Click #linux then click the follow icon at the top of the icon,Folllow, follow, follow, engage.
(DIR) Post #ARqvY0VmXyq8p5kcKG by kmmfoo@friendsofdesoto.social
2023-01-21T01:39:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was with you till you got to the smurfs. i don’t think i could take more that 11 of the little gremlins on my own, i totally balk at 50. but i’m #OldAndDecrepit so, i’ll boost just for grins. also, #tildaSwinton #callme
(DIR) Post #ARr8LpZkgCtapp8F2u by ducker@union.place
2023-01-21T04:02:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts While I find myself in agreement with some of your points, my personal algorithm involves not boosting most posts that explicitly request a boost. Unfortunately, editing won't help because, version control.
(DIR) Post #ARsTKUKuSDoyrsLnPM by lydiaschoch@mastodon.lol
2023-01-21T19:32:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts @LaughingAtChaos You have a great sense of humour. Yes, I have lain awake at night thinking about insects before. If they ever decided to attack humanity, we would lose!
(DIR) Post #AS3sZ93mTZleojz2qu by robgarth@mstdn.social
2023-01-27T07:37:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts @zuptln2 I wonder who would win, 50 Smurfs or one Navi.
(DIR) Post #AU0tEmBYzqSKlP7hK4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T19:13:49Z
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@hammancheez I sure wish it wasn't.
(DIR) Post #AU0tFULKosPriS27f6 by Photoist@mstdn.party
2022-12-29T19:19:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts All of it, except the Smurf thing. That's just crazyness
(DIR) Post #AU0tFV4M7UQdy564ps by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T19:20:15Z
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@Photoist That's exactly what the Smurfs want you to think.
(DIR) Post #AU0tb0zsblUJ4VGL44 by PawelK@noagendasocial.com
2023-03-26T16:48:46Z
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@hammancheez @lowqualityfacts As in, smegma peach cup?
(DIR) Post #AU0tcyYodcKU5tXRom by EarthToRia@mindly.social
2023-03-26T16:49:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tilda Swinton is actually a praying mantis...that's why she so scarrrrry
(DIR) Post #AU0tfcrxk35hgll3Qm by astralaegis@dice.camp
2022-12-29T20:40:33Z
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@hammancheez @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AU0thrxQcD3R3yNskS by slapass@toot.community
2023-03-26T16:49:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hi LQF, is it true that Uncle Jesse on Dukes of Hazzard was the first person in world history to wear bib overalls?
(DIR) Post #AU0tlnFw2NFDdjuapc by PawelK@noagendasocial.com
2023-03-26T16:50:42Z
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@astralaegis @hammancheez @lowqualityfacts Antivaxxers be like:Wooot? An another surprise death by dying? There must be some hidden pattern here.
(DIR) Post #AU0twH8dn3d1DLUwhk by counsellingkaren@retro.pizza
2023-03-26T16:52:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts is that 50 smurfs at once or one after the other?
(DIR) Post #AU0twzbCUEcL6fCNKS by angusm@mastodon.social
2022-12-29T20:49:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Am I allowed to use a weapon to fight the Smurfs? And if I am, should I choose Tilda Swinton, or the giant strawberry? Which is likely to be more effective when it comes to knocking Smurfs into a magma pool?
(DIR) Post #AU0tx0FG5Iez6twMlc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T20:50:24Z
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@angusm You are not but Tilda Swinton would be the wise yet dishonorable choice.
(DIR) Post #AU0tx0sxhgQ362W4eW by angusm@mastodon.social
2022-12-29T20:52:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts (scribbles notes) No weaponizing Tilda. Got it.Thanks for the clarification. I will always go with the wise but dishonorable choice. Or sometimes just the dishonorable choice. Whatever.
(DIR) Post #AU0u5xLUEaPgiw7g1o by Five_Eighths@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T19:14:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts one Smurf at a time or all 50 Smurfs at once? This is important
(DIR) Post #AU0u5xpyPEneFUO1Y0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T19:14:49Z
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@Five_Eighths All at once, bring it on.
(DIR) Post #AU0u5yKoYZTBn8oecS by pixelpusher220@universeodon.com
2023-03-26T16:54:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Five_Eighths Give me a paint sprayer and yellow paint and the smurfs won't stand a chance
(DIR) Post #AU0uH96wpZ98Ooeria by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-26T16:56:19Z
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@slapass It is, and the show received multiple Emmy Awards for this.
(DIR) Post #AU0uHWY1h3TN5SVJcO by Soldusty@home.social
2023-03-26T16:56:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts -Giant strawberries? 🤢 -Insect nation? I have heard rumours but it's been dead quiet for several years at least.-Yeah, never trusted volcanoes.-50 smurfs!? Hand to hand you say? Is cheating allowed?
(DIR) Post #AU0uLKh3i2vPToXrSi by PawelK@noagendasocial.com
2023-03-26T16:57:08Z
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@angusm @lowqualityfacts True best piroids fight bare-handed, especially with smurfs.
(DIR) Post #AU0uc4CSHlCrFUD4s4 by PawelK@noagendasocial.com
2023-03-26T17:00:09Z
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@angusm @lowqualityfacts Damn it I misread her name as Gråttchēn HümpBørkk.
(DIR) Post #AU0udAavzlBxN6BaT2 by slapass@toot.community
2023-03-26T17:00:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn. I based my entire dissertation on the assumption it was Cicero.
(DIR) Post #AU0ude2aW1XkhGLa64 by abortretryfail@mastodon.social
2022-12-30T23:48:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Strawberries should be bite size, but no larger. The huge ones just taste like tart water with seeds on the outside.
(DIR) Post #AU0uhz4gFq3J5eOYCm by blackcatranch@home.social
2023-01-20T08:50:48Z
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@abortretryfail tell that to the organic berry farmers here in California … we have some massive, sweet and organic berries
(DIR) Post #AU0uhzmdcPDLHyxeim by PawelK@noagendasocial.com
2023-03-26T17:01:13Z
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@blackcatranch @abortretryfail Are they trying to counterfeit the shitty ones from Walmart?
(DIR) Post #AU0ujCCOwXnA5JaH9U by cozymel@kolektiva.social
2023-03-26T17:01:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AU0urybiqVHWXNcB96 by PawelK@noagendasocial.com
2023-03-26T17:03:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmm, is it OK if I fight the smurfs using projectile nuclear garden-gnomes launcher?
(DIR) Post #AU0uyjZ3Ar6fuQaSeW by jollyrogue@social.tulsa.ok.us
2023-03-26T17:04:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m like 2 of 5, can we still be friends?
(DIR) Post #AU0v1BxQa0vEY3A4ki by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-26T17:04:39Z
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@jollyrogue Good enough for me!
(DIR) Post #AU0x0VtDBgfXz7zfiC by sammy@dice.camp
2023-03-26T17:26:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts is that you Bill Bailey? 🤨
(DIR) Post #AUYMcs4KURbJAOch04 by damnkimberlee@toad.social
2023-04-11T20:19:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I always enjoy your facts!! Keep them coming!
(DIR) Post #AUYMh78gOwLx43gNnc by mazigazi@mindly.social
2023-04-11T20:20:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m down with all but Tilda. She’s fascinatingly gorgeous
(DIR) Post #AUYMrPBa9tlDvnwhtY by mypalmike@macaw.social
2023-04-11T20:22:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your people is just Gargamel.
(DIR) Post #AUYMzog5GQjDJHDvGq by kirkiscool@mastodon.world
2022-12-29T19:40:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I watched a documentary about waste treatment plants and when they asked what they do with the solid waste after the water is cleaned they wouldnt answer and kicked them out. They followed a truck that was leaving to a fertilizer plant and then to a farm in New Jersey using the fertilizer for fruits and vegetables. Everyone said they were the best strawberries they'd ever had.
(DIR) Post #AUYMzpCLKUX4vKJgYK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T19:41:04Z
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@kirkiscool We must add this knowledge to the world's libraries so it is never forgotten.
(DIR) Post #AUYMzpsWneHD2A3NJ2 by Sfwmson@universeodon.com
2023-04-11T20:23:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts @kirkiscool Once processed isn't poop poop? But I do worry about all the meds we take.
(DIR) Post #AUYNBqsyseIxdIzkwa by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-04-11T20:25:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts 50 Smurfs need the two of us.
(DIR) Post #AUYNN7XtHPlgUJVHcG by jaycee@toot.community
2023-04-11T20:23:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts seems reasonable
(DIR) Post #AUYNnKuQDYKzSlXiqG by NaraMoore@toot.community
2023-04-11T20:32:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts You had me till you got to the Smurfs.
(DIR) Post #AUYQ3ihFk9ZHmSK6jY by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-04-11T20:57:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've been banned from the Strawberry Farm Association Board meetings for my beliefs
(DIR) Post #AUYhlgfYLCaVSH4y7k by semiotic_pirate@mastodon.art
2023-04-12T00:16:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Shell Are they Feral Smurfs coming into your yard, keeping you from playing in said yard? I don’t agree with any of your above beliefs and suppositions, but the question about a feat of strength is intriguing.
(DIR) Post #AVeXWkxdvoDt96pkUS by wendinoakland@mastodon.social
2023-05-14T17:41:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts everything, but disagree about strawberries. They’re to freaking big already. 🩶
(DIR) Post #AVeXXiQkpDZ9aTuKYa by anthony_steele@dotnet.social
2023-05-14T17:42:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm with you on the subject of Tilda.
(DIR) Post #AVeYJ4QwpsEzRIZwTg by ConorMahood@mastodon.ie
2023-05-14T17:50:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's twice I've noticed you followed me and unfollowed after I followed back. It's not on purpose right? It's some weirdness on servers or something?
(DIR) Post #AVeYWZBzmobwbJ1JsO by StudioBeau@home.social
2023-05-14T17:53:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m on the same page with one exception: the insects have already overthrown the human race. We just don’t know it yet.
(DIR) Post #AVeYXQUFdfhntGy9Bo by GregArcus@mastodon.world
2023-05-14T17:53:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts You haven't had Oregon strawberries.
(DIR) Post #AVeZKacojZcrWUQ1i4 by Nullroute@dobbs.town
2023-05-14T18:02:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts -How big is too big?-They have already-Yes, bigger strawberries, duh-with you 100%-if gargamel couldnt do it what hope does anyone else have
(DIR) Post #AVeZSzYZvGnvADRUw4 by AntifaBeachParty@kolektiva.social
2023-05-14T18:03:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
(DIR) Post #AVeaXK3FlWcTq7Q3dY by Drosmel@qoto.org
2023-05-14T18:15:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts The I sect thing has me worried. I use fruit flies in my research. Will they be out for revenge?
(DIR) Post #AVee7UWEco4Waiuh7Y by JDPilley@twit.social
2023-05-14T18:55:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m touring the Biltmore estate in Asheville. Asked the tour guide, “is this the room they had their keg parties in?!”
(DIR) Post #AVeeQR1hpkofGIfPAO by chairgirlhands@chaosfem.tw
2023-05-14T18:59:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts ngl i was disappointed that they weren't all about giant strawberries
(DIR) Post #AVegZQwrh2ZZXBoyS8 by husku@eliitin-some.fi
2023-05-14T19:23:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Disagree on the issue of smurfs. All other points are valid.
(DIR) Post #AVelcSrbWqG676col6 by clouddweller@raccoon.place
2023-05-14T20:19:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I personally can’t beat that many smurves but I boosted in hopes that you find the person who can.
(DIR) Post #AVepiSrmpXafg1pKPg by brianxlong@mstdn.social
2023-05-14T21:05:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts psst don't tell anybody but the insects have already overthrown the human race.
(DIR) Post #AVhpQhjbOapW3DPSxU by livefastpieyum@mastodon.social
2023-05-16T07:46:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Mirandacooper Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
(DIR) Post #AVil0E0VEfaszAVhqq by Holir_@infosec.exchange
2023-05-16T17:39:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts they got nothing on me
(DIR) Post #AWz6uQiwoW2pTO0Cg4 by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-06-23T13:44:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Totally agree; Small Strawberry obviously got to them.And you're bang on about Tilda, btw.
(DIR) Post #AWz77vgP1KL7FsFUPo by Pinchy63@mstdn.ca
2023-06-23T13:46:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m not worried about the insects but the orcas are giving me pause. 😬 😂🐋
(DIR) Post #AWz7DTYqUQh3m3MJOa by MonsieurLu@mamot.fr
2023-06-23T13:48:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry i can't.While I agree with these statements, particularly the one about Tilda Swinton, I've already lost a fight to 3 schtroumps, so 50 ....
(DIR) Post #AWz7HikzvvgU3u4ELo by attercap@dice.camp
2023-06-23T13:48:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I could take 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat... unless Papa Smurf was one of the opponents.
(DIR) Post #AWz7OcSLl34sY0dNho by BigTittyBimbo@kolektiva.social
2023-06-23T13:50:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts James and the Giant Peach sized strawberries. I'd live there, everything would be sticky but I'd do it
(DIR) Post #AWz7P9jA3Z8JjhklzU by ehproque@paquita.masto.host
2023-06-23T13:50:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts do you need to tick all the boxes to follow you or just one of them?
(DIR) Post #AWz7PIQhhYiUj4BeyG by cobrabay@mstdn.social
2023-06-23T13:50:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I once had a novelty candle in the shape of a strawberry (part of my fruit-shaped candle collection). It was about 20cm in diameter, and I had always assumed it was artistic exaggeration, but now I'm wondering if was modeled from life.
(DIR) Post #AWz7t3F8jGjWJTxyb2 by baruch@babka.social
2023-06-23T13:55:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Strawberries are already oversized monsters of their former selves. When will the insanity end?
(DIR) Post #AWz8JFKGQdmhJer03E by oranger2020@mastodon.iriseden.eu
2023-06-23T14:00:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts no worries!Especially that I've seen with my own eyes and eaten humungous strawberries, in farms not so far from Melbourne.
(DIR) Post #AWz8KhHBzknuIC6ol6 by caseyjonesed@awscommunity.social
2023-06-23T14:00:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts my hero is Johnny Quest!
(DIR) Post #AWz8On7ODVsvZLTZk8 by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-06-23T14:01:22Z
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@lowqualityfactsSorry, 49 is the best I can do.
(DIR) Post #AWz8fBJw07bpGT9wLw by deembe@musicians.today
2023-06-23T14:04:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Provided that the huge strawberries are served with equally generous toppings (cream, ice cream, creme patisserie etc.) then I'm flexible on the other points.
(DIR) Post #AWz8mxHS5M1G2LhlOy by Myerman@toot.bldrweb.org
2023-06-23T14:05:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts studies 50 Smurfs all at once…? One at a time? In batches of like five to ten?
(DIR) Post #AWz9jGOt9iwC8FzFNg by davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-06-23T14:16:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts smurfs, sure, but never nac mac feegle.
(DIR) Post #AWzA5EL5V5Aq6sgRY8 by peejaybee@cityofchicago.live
2023-06-23T14:20:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Depends on how big Smurfs are. I imagine them to be about the size of mice, so yeah, I could beat 50 in boot-to-head combat.
(DIR) Post #AWzBd8MmJTXFNzCkhE by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-06-23T14:37:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do I have to agree with all of these things? Because 50 smurfs would make me nervous.
(DIR) Post #AWzVYz7siyfIeWXHuq by skylarrenslow@mastodon.social
2023-06-23T18:21:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts well the volcano one is just true
(DIR) Post #AWzXIwYCjRaHwLKJfM by WateryCryptid@birds.town
2023-06-23T18:40:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AX0z05N4hmSbfWsRo8 by gryzor@androiddev.social
2023-06-24T11:25:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts the insect revolt could happen, but you're gonna need to inject a lot more oxygen in the atmosphere and wait a few million years! I don't know if we want a car-sized bug!
(DIR) Post #AX1VDUYzY7xY6Bt62q by rich@dcerberus.com
2023-06-24T17:26:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts -"Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive." YASS
(DIR) Post #AX2br9P0RGcQw3TFgG by Leeisme@mastodon.xyz
2023-06-25T06:15:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was afraid to voice my opinion about Tilda Swinton. I thought I was the only one.
(DIR) Post #AXPodqIIQLHS0X4MXw by Akki@sauropods.win
2023-07-06T10:56:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Have you seen the largest strawberries in Japan? Height of strawberry cultivation. The majority of strawberry cultivation is lowest common denominator.
(DIR) Post #AYQIfjYNPADD0fshyi by ArrestJK@mastodon.nz
2023-08-05T14:25:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Last point I'm not so sure about, I mean useless fighter Smurf for sure, but able to bench press 1,000 tons Smurf .....
(DIR) Post #AYQJ3DhbTiirAvOdVI by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-05T14:29:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m here to help with the smurfs ! I’ll take a giant strawberry & an introduction to Tilda in payment 😋😁
(DIR) Post #AYQJ8qxyvGC2Omk8zA by CraigKendrickNZ@mastodon.nz
2023-08-05T14:30:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts not goona lie the insect thing is kinda scary now you mentioned it. 😬
(DIR) Post #AYQJamcafeCr203W6a by aaronesilvers@jawns.club
2023-08-05T14:36:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think it really depends on how big three apples tall is
(DIR) Post #AYQLHhBupt1gb0bZ9E by josh@fakenewsdaddy.com
2023-08-05T14:54:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m a strong 4 out of 5. Should I apply?
(DIR) Post #AYQLsUunRPFzEk97Hk by MamaForestCritter@social.vivaldi.net
2023-08-05T15:01:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmmm, don't think I could take on that many smurfs...
(DIR) Post #AYQRnnh2nQZfklrC2C by hawkrives@toot.cafe
2023-08-05T16:08:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Re:strawberries, I agree - 10oz for the world record largest strawberry seems tiny! Can we get some prize pumpkin growers on the case?https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/giant-strawberry-guinness-world-record/index.html
(DIR) Post #AYQZSGMcJoIjw5XknY by elkepattyn@mastodon.social
2023-08-05T17:33:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I called good people dressed in white in a long white car to take you away...
(DIR) Post #AYQmYEVRR9hBJeqdm4 by Michele@mindly.social
2023-08-05T19:59:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts HI!!!
(DIR) Post #AYRH9mFdvvRPJYHEmm by jonathanhorowi1@sciences.social
2023-08-06T01:43:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts No, no, no, yes, sequentially or in parallel?
(DIR) Post #AYRKBGYh2LSNSkaaIK by Chumplet@mastodon.social
2023-08-06T02:17:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I kinda identify with the Tilda Swinton thing.
(DIR) Post #AYRi9kGtzWGzw94irA by miclgael@mastodon.au
2023-08-06T06:46:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts The insects in the strawbs gon getcha !
(DIR) Post #AYWmwnmX6HGkcVJjg8 by Mutedog@mastodon.social
2023-08-08T17:33:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts is it like a melee fight of me vs 50 smurfs all at once, or more like a tournament where I have to defeat 1 smurf at a time 50 times in a row?