Post AXOT2QTVAEcp1KfTOa by HelenG@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AXOFOd71SbJ9E9qZV2 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-07-05T16:47:22Z
       
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       Many tourists have been jailed over this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOFsDIS0UBDqhIaw4 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-07-05T16:52:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsActually, under the fascist turn, all jokes are.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOIg7SACqQQ76lazY by wauz@mastodon.bayern
       2023-07-05T17:24:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactshttps://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_(Ostfriesland)
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOJXcG8Ouhr0LeKG0 by An0n@metalhead.club
       2023-07-05T17:34:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If you had said Germany, I would 100% believe it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOK6nkhf64Qmjj2Ce by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-07-05T17:40:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Doorbells too!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOLo9shMXfLp5heXA by Ashley@tooters.org
       2023-07-05T17:59:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts knock knock jokes are illegal in Poland who?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOPaj73yVLur3GyUy by afeeney@universeodon.com
       2023-07-05T18:41:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This stems from a classic case of miscommunication. A German tourist was looking for food to remind her of home and asked for Knackwurst. The shopkeeper didn't understand and so the tourist repeated "Knack, KNACKwurst." Sadly, because she had accidentally used a secret code that wrongfully identified her as a high-level government executive, this was written down by an agent on loan from the US as "Knock knock worst" and encoded into law.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXORHLgR3pVyazho7E by ilfazzo@mastodon.uno
       2023-07-05T19:00:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts - Knock knock- Who's there?- The police- The police who?- Sir please come out with your hands up
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOT2QTVAEcp1KfTOa by HelenG@mastodon.social
       2023-07-05T19:20:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Frappe frappe.Qui est la?Loste.Loste qui?Exactement!I'll get me coat...
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOcm9dJ0sJRh88Ku0 by Ratakat@mastodon.social
       2023-07-05T21:09:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this has to be a joker :D
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOf4sdybPloPjVJzs by smierc@mastodon.social
       2023-07-05T21:35:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts What did they come up with this time?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXOqko0tJ7nDiAPsXI by EDVARDS@musicians.today
       2023-07-05T23:46:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXPgMEBs2WzdH79aTY by rato@pol.social
       2023-07-06T09:24:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts *Puk puk*- Kto tam?- POLICJA! NA ZIEMIĘ, NA ZIEMIĘ KURWA. GLEBA!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXPiOtjOlMvYbCEkVM by 8petros@petroskowo.pl
       2023-07-06T09:45:51Z
       
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       English translation:*knock knock*"Who's there?""Police! To Earth! To Earth, fuck! Soil!"
       
 (DIR) Post #AXPjUW27ssiknDEtgu by rato@pol.social
       2023-07-06T09:59:32Z
       
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       @8petros *lay down instead of "soil"
       
 (DIR) Post #AXPleYjMuSy1xlNloG by 8petros@petroskowo.pl
       2023-07-06T10:22:20Z
       
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       spoilsport.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY9f6W4bkeMPXXRqvA by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-07-28T13:46:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Knock knock
       
 (DIR) Post #AY9fVFw8sr44jVHkhM by Steve8282@mastodon.world
       2023-07-28T13:51:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But I adoor them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AY9gov1sQWzvdRuK3c by hansolomio@infosec.exchange
       2023-07-28T14:06:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Interesting 🤔
       
 (DIR) Post #AY9hPyOItIm4mB4APw by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-07-28T14:13:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts and the Baltic States of Thailand and Cambodia
       
 (DIR) Post #AY9iXVGZ9z6ciZbMNE by mfarrar@kolektiva.social
       2023-07-28T14:25:35Z
       
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       @rato should find a better online translator @8petros I was gonna say, “get on the f-ing ground” 😅
       
 (DIR) Post #AY9jSOfgLtsUlpTigy by rato@pol.social
       2023-07-28T14:35:56Z
       
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       @mfarrar I like to think that was a joke @8petros
       
 (DIR) Post #AYBdcYNqsyNaNcWBii by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
       2023-07-29T12:39:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "Ill eagle" is a Polish youth slang term for "ultra cool."
       
 (DIR) Post #AYBrnL8prJOvqzX2EC by bronakins@sfba.social
       2023-07-29T15:18:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts … but Polish jokes are considered educational???