Post AXNCixl7uZcM28eJg8 by scenario@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AXNCiww4yMmhTolY6y by scenario@mastodon.social
       2023-07-05T03:10:45Z
       
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       We’re trying to keep our deer calm and hydrated between mortar blasts. Police have been called about a party at an NBA player’s house next door.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXNCixl7uZcM28eJg8 by scenario@mastodon.social
       2023-07-05T03:26:09Z
       
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       There’s a total fireworks ban in our area due to the dry heat, but assholes gotta asshole. And I’m sitting here guarding 2+ acres of timber and protected “wetlands.”
       
 (DIR) Post #AXNCiyQFRgVk5ft9m4 by ArdainianRight@detroitriotcity.com
       2023-07-05T04:43:01.897933Z
       
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       @scenario The best thing about America is our stubborn willingness to defy this kind of petty bullshit. No local government faggot can take away our God-given right to blow shit up in the middle of summer. Everyone who has a problem with Americans being American needs to be shipped off to Canada/Europe.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXNGDYXzzvOSgEmx84 by leyonhjelm@breastmilk.club
       2023-07-05T05:22:11.887409Z
       
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       @ArdainianRight Also “2+ acres” lel@scenario