Post AXMLfjvZaL9EhF766S by reinesis@topspicy.social
(DIR) More posts by reinesis@topspicy.social
(DIR) Post #ATkbcB1T2yvHdYb8Km by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-18T20:11:52Z
1 likes, 7 repeats
"I am an adult"-boring-common-reveals that you pay taxes"I am a former baby"-shows growth-could spruce up your resume-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
(DIR) Post #ATkcDGjwkjWm5G5cLQ by halfcocked@mstdn.social
2023-03-18T20:18:33Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts I am a recovering baby
(DIR) Post #ATkcaywsYJJvr3Rhaa by Stefan_S_from_H@mastodon.social
2023-03-18T20:22:51Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts "That's the guy" vs. "That's the weird guy"
(DIR) Post #ATkcxZkaPAwAMdTAR6 by stevendbrewer@wandering.shop
2023-03-18T20:26:51Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts B. Kliban nailed this one years ago: https://www.gocomics.com/kliban/2012/03/21
(DIR) Post #ATkeUzqqU17ypDthXU by realn2s@infosec.exchange
2023-03-18T20:44:09Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Reminds me of"With some adults is very hard to imagine that they were a child. But there are no exceptions. Everyone started as a baby"From the German bookEverything familyAbout the kid, dads, the new girlfriend, the brother, ex wife and other relativeshttps://www.klett-kinderbuch.de/buecher/details/alles-familie.html
(DIR) Post #ATlkTQMxiF8lNCVsIa by justafrog@mstdn.social
2023-03-19T09:25:51Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts When I was born, I couldn't move my arms or legs. I couldn't even sit up or roll over.It took years of therapy before I could walk properly.Not even talking about my struggle with speech.
(DIR) Post #ATlqJRUpGerBhHoaCe by gregsdennis@dotnet.social
2023-03-19T10:31:13Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts "I am a former baby" sounds exactly like something an AI would say. 🤨
(DIR) Post #ATmpMUt1DJnaHgz2Bs by neenamaiya@mstdn.social
2023-03-19T21:55:20Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts “I am someone’s baby.”
(DIR) Post #AUWJe5lANufBjtd9CS by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-10T20:36:38Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts I’m a teenager who never grew up!
(DIR) Post #AUWKoOtgBgC1wV5kMi by thehomespundays@toot.bike
2023-04-10T20:49:40Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts That's going on my resume
(DIR) Post #AUyLkz2OY23sCdT3ey by brecht@social.coop
2023-04-24T09:12:12Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Unfortunately, I have no recollection of having ever been a baby, so I cannot use this line in good faith.
(DIR) Post #AW1PnBrdDlXMT3s1fk by HelenG@mastodon.social
2023-05-25T18:33:38Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts *takes notes, nods sagely*
(DIR) Post #AW1R7bsMJsOKt5VlFg by ulrikkold@mastodon.social
2023-05-25T18:48:32Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfactsThere's an older Danish skit, that has a line goes something like this (I'm paraphrasing and translating here): Adults are simply kids, that have gone insane.
(DIR) Post #AW1RUwbjPBsBqXrPjE by aka_quant_noir@cinematheque.social
2023-05-25T18:52:46Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Un-baby.
(DIR) Post #AW1TMCPlSwKSAnDlBo by ll_rain@shakedown.social
2023-05-25T19:13:32Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts honestly think i’m using this next time someone says tell me about yourself “well, i was a baby.”
(DIR) Post #AW1WdEs1t6VWZjG4tk by theumlauter@universeodon.com
2023-05-25T19:49:40Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts ugh. i'm afraid this may exceed the low quality standard that i'm here for :/also: i'm an adult.
(DIR) Post #AXMKstCWJnvRGekMUK by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-07-04T18:39:41Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts It can hide the fact that you were born with a tail
(DIR) Post #AXML6kJIAekFkPWOno by lonita@mstdn.ca
2023-07-04T18:42:12Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts "Former baby, displaying years of growth potential."
(DIR) Post #AXMLW1jiW9xz28w82q by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-07-04T18:46:46Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts A baby what though ?
(DIR) Post #AXMLfjvZaL9EhF766S by reinesis@topspicy.social
2023-07-04T18:48:29Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts previously a baby
(DIR) Post #AXMUAMxHqSAi3k20My by y4k3nd0@peoplemaking.games
2023-07-04T20:23:28Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts "I am a big boy, I use big boy pants" sould better.
(DIR) Post #AXO07K5VROyRzMQXS4 by sarahbi@mastodon.world
2023-07-05T13:47:55Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts should’ve added that to my resume when I was job hunting!!
(DIR) Post #AYn4q7k06e6PL7ZcIK by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
2023-08-16T14:09:04Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts I followed a lady (don't remember if it was here or on twitter) who had in her bio "Future corpse".
(DIR) Post #AYn50y3kRTBmUxysN6 by gruik@piaille.fr
2023-08-16T14:11:10Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts doesn't work with Elon
(DIR) Post #AYn5yZETsQHKsGQ7ay by accretionist@techhub.social
2023-08-16T14:21:56Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts maturity consists of a group of skillsets that hide your immaturity
(DIR) Post #AYn8fkhFKUzQn0awxE by domileaf@kolektiva.social
2023-08-16T14:52:09Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Haha, jokes on you, libs, I'm so poor that I make the government spend money just to determine that I'm too poor to be worth their money trying to determine if I'm too poor for...Hold on, I'm confused.
(DIR) Post #AYn8zcq2Fw3MD2BMhM by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-08-16T14:55:45Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts "I -was- an adult"- technically correct, the best kind of correct- darkly mysterious; you were, but what are you now? Still an adult? Some unholy state that cannot be written?
(DIR) Post #AYn9wmJEgdHIfV2xou by donw@mastodon.coffee
2023-08-16T15:06:26Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Great minds think alike.(NSFW) https://youtu.be/fAWvvE9w6Po
(DIR) Post #AYnJUEH0dYAYXc1yQC by sixpiipes@mstdn.social
2023-08-16T16:53:21Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts good one
(DIR) Post #AaXnmm1rTXAd6AUoZE by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-10-08T01:01:37Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Is 'I am a future corpse' viable?
(DIR) Post #AaXoAAuF9IEeuj5ids by SmallisBeautiful@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-10-08T01:05:52Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Jon Lajoie - I started as a babyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAWvvE9w6Po
(DIR) Post #AaXpAVPj09L4TJXQAa by BinroHeretic@mstdn.social
2023-10-08T01:17:09Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts I wasn't just a baby; I was the winning sperm!
(DIR) Post #AdBZCuPiaEdzjMFImG by jonahgibberish@kolektiva.social
2023-12-26T01:10:57Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts "I am half sperm and half egg."
(DIR) Post #AdIxefaF4bqAqlerUu by Izibella@universeodon.com
2023-12-29T14:47:50Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts i am a former baby in management