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(DIR) Post #AWSiLG4YeRz8hD8m6S by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-07T22:38:45Z
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People called me crazy for collecting fresh air in safes. They laughed at me. They said I was an idiot to spend my life savings on 127 high security safes and to fill them all with nothing but clean oxygen. But who's laughing now? There's a big metal box of smoke-free air in every corner of my home, and only I know the combination.
(DIR) Post #AWSif4ab3VGksBZhWy by elala@nrw.social
2023-06-07T22:42:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😅 🙈
(DIR) Post #AWSiyMFhbpCL9izu0e by ohiorob@mastodon.world
2023-06-07T22:45:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube can help you out. 😜
(DIR) Post #AWSj6nqetKW73nJIiu by mypalmike@macaw.social
2023-06-07T22:47:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Spoiler alert: the password is 1234.
(DIR) Post #AWSkmLXqc47bOZsviq by bobmueller@mastodon.world
2023-06-07T23:06:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
(DIR) Post #AWSlIbDRssAZGTisb2 by WecanbeGyros@mstdn.social
2023-06-07T23:11:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts your descendants may someday play a role in a tale they call 'SpaceBalls'.
(DIR) Post #AWSlfkWtQFNIoKrAdE by deirdrebeth@mas.to
2023-06-07T23:15:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWSllGGOrbOOgDlpPE by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-06-07T23:17:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts You could just buy a few cases of Perri-Air.https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Perri_Air
(DIR) Post #AWSmeP8pYbqc8pWYme by helplessduck@mastodon.online
2023-06-07T23:27:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you think Zombie Jeff Bezos hasn't already stolen your air, you're sadly mistaken. Amazon Basics, baby!
(DIR) Post #AWSnQjpdvwGSDCb3Sq by sizikins@mstdn.social
2023-06-07T23:35:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Added bonus in case you lock yourself in one of these safes. You’ll have fresh air until you’re rescued.
(DIR) Post #AWSochOauvY65LDD04 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-07T23:49:07Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt’s 0 0 0 0.
(DIR) Post #AWSvrwMAH6N2VZI3g8 by andwhyisit@ohai.social
2023-06-08T01:10:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your house has 127 corners?! 😲
(DIR) Post #AWT32pAA3n6Z3uoRwu by Spellbind0127@mstdn.social
2023-06-08T02:30:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts not to be mean or anything but I am not stuck in New York so I don’t currently need your fresh air hopefully that doesn’t change.
(DIR) Post #AWT6UI4my7oSPt5XYO by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-06-08T03:09:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I keep my fresh air in ziplock sandwich bags
(DIR) Post #AWTJdnCntngYyMhNAm by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-06-08T05:36:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do hope that metal doesn't oxidize.
(DIR) Post #AWTQBHm9rNiJ48aaaO by kechpaja@social.kechpaja.com
2023-06-08T06:49:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kCX6H90RvPU
(DIR) Post #AWTRpAYQEFB2CpkJhA by the1goit@ravenation.club
2023-06-08T07:08:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts hello Mr O'Hare from the Lorax
(DIR) Post #AXKi0yd7vU6R3I66Eq by JohnShirley2023@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-03T23:49:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh there WAS. I was able to take use my patented combination scanner ray device and open them. I replaced the air in them with the locker-room air. You'll smell it when you open them. But I'm grateful for the clean air. Caught it in balloons. It's tricky.
(DIR) Post #AXKi2vKXAM7tOfKSYa by jeroen@sociabl.be
2023-07-03T23:49:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wouldn't it made more sense to compress your tasty fresh & clean air in scuba tanks and storing these in your vaults?
(DIR) Post #AXKsEaab6Zwe5R2mHY by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-07-04T01:43:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts SPACEBALLS!!!
(DIR) Post #AXL08GHWUk4H01cEZk by wh0x3r@mastodon.social
2023-07-04T03:12:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh... okay?
(DIR) Post #AXLtRi4srubeBkzSlM by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2023-07-04T13:32:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts wicked