Post AXLc0WDHAstCLrMdBw by Island_Martha@epicure.social
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(DIR) Post #AXKWKPmQ0c4hJ9whLU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T21:38:29Z
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Me: I went to the pet store to buy a frog but they tried to sell me a lizard instead.The Supreme Court: Was the lizard gay?Me: I have no idea, it was literally a reptile.The Supreme Court: Thank you for bringing this to our attention, we will now make it illegal for gay people to vote.
(DIR) Post #AXKWOgaBTkkMZxGAZE by threeofus@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T21:39:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts omg you are hilarious 😘
(DIR) Post #AXKWQQnN99T4C8GE7M by otownKim@toot.community
2023-07-03T21:39:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sounds about White
(DIR) Post #AXKWfhYZ6xJYWRcH0y by PetterOfCats@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T21:42:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel like this will be a high quality fact soon, sadly.
(DIR) Post #AXKWh0Gd1y5yqGqano by stevegis_ssg@mas.to
2023-07-03T21:42:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is a fact of excessively high quality for this account, alas.
(DIR) Post #AXKWhwjLfLX0A8jLcW by solownh@mstdn.party
2023-07-03T21:42:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Reptile Brain OriginalismWell played Clarence!
(DIR) Post #AXKZ3DkVmlGOw1XxQ0 by apicultor@hachyderm.io
2023-07-03T22:08:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't give them any more ideas! 😭
(DIR) Post #AXKarbOoEIAQiWz0zY by KrissyKat@hoosier.social
2023-07-03T22:20:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Justice Thomas will cite your toot as precident in favor of outlawing gay voting.
(DIR) Post #AXKd5gEBH1ShegquUS by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-07-03T22:54:20Z
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@lowqualityfactsOk. So you need to show a medical certificate that you are depressive as a prove you are unhappy enough to vote?
(DIR) Post #AXKdLCoGPtvd3B8JI8 by Allie_Bilbao@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T22:57:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts so deliciously random, I devoured it with chopsticks
(DIR) Post #AXKdPGdK8uua4Dx8E4 by justafrog@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T22:57:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts You need to specific more clearly which herpetological pet you're after."Just hit me fam!" is not specific enough.
(DIR) Post #AXKg8QhXky4aESaau0 by DrewCommins@universeodon.com
2023-07-03T23:28:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Careful there, sunshine. Think about your reputation.Given the current track record of the SCOTUS, that's probably not low quality.
(DIR) Post #AXKijSrgsIVXZ87fqS by habermas@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T23:57:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court … I saw Sarah Good with the Devil! I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil! I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!”
(DIR) Post #AXKlSaYnJJzSN5veDI by lonita@mstdn.ca
2023-07-04T00:28:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm so glad you're here. I thought I was going to have to keep going to BlueSky just to read your low quality content. :)
(DIR) Post #AXKmJIYmxtm3tR3muu by CanadianCrone@mstdn.ca
2023-07-04T00:37:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sums up the Supreme Court very well.
(DIR) Post #AXKnTvBQJtgiWxlDAe by UncivilServant@med-mastodon.com
2023-07-04T00:50:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait till they learn that some reptiles have sexual differentiation based on the temperature of the eggs at a key point in development, rather than by the presence or absence lf SRY genes. And amphibians...I mean some of them just excrete different gametes as needed.Bdelloid rotifers have no need for men and never will, but I suspect that annelid worms are really gonna makes some people uncomfortable...
(DIR) Post #AXLM3I4oajii6thqzI by obscuretenet@mastodon.social
2023-07-04T07:18:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is far too close to reality.
(DIR) Post #AXLc0WDHAstCLrMdBw by Island_Martha@epicure.social
2023-07-04T10:16:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Once again NOT a low quality situation, although the frog wants to sue for species defamation
(DIR) Post #AXM4l0mWeQZRCBoGK8 by MaggyWells@mastodon.social
2023-07-04T15:38:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts yikes. Scary because it’s plausible with this court.
(DIR) Post #AY6hDtPbaTPqvipZey by Spenpai@mstdn.games
2023-07-27T03:26:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Love when the highest court in the nation makes life-altering decisions based on fabricated stories and hypotheticals.
(DIR) Post #AY6hTyTIXllnFtE6Km by SometimesIGetBored@c.im
2023-07-27T03:29:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts you're supposed to produce fake facts
(DIR) Post #AY6iXuw1jblhOo6lfc by ftl@wandering.shop
2023-07-27T03:41:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I follow this account for fake facts, not for news unfollowing