Post AXKB79EW7VkbBevB56 by Dogsbody@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AXKAvoxDB2n96hQRe4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T17:38:45Z
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If I get to 20,000 followers on here today I will eat my hat.I would also like to make the argument that a burrito can be a hat.
(DIR) Post #AXKB4FgzeFZmLqrNTc by negativeten@wetdry.world
2023-07-03T17:40:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts how would you define a hat
(DIR) Post #AXKB4HR7AG3xlBRj0K by cheesewz@universeodon.com
2023-07-03T17:40:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Anything can be a burrito if you have an imagination:)
(DIR) Post #AXKB6JvGtJ3K3CWaVE by Ttroika@kinkyelephant.com
2023-07-03T17:40:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I will second that for you , a burrito will work as a hat
(DIR) Post #AXKB6K7g9AyefgKUqG by reinesis@topspicy.social
2023-07-03T17:40:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts You can eat a hat even without 20k, just because the weather's good. Any reason works.
(DIR) Post #AXKB79EW7VkbBevB56 by Dogsbody@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T17:40:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts A burrito hat is a low quality fact.
(DIR) Post #AXKBFvur0CqqUUufb6 by JonathanCMull@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T17:42:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love hats
(DIR) Post #AXKBMRHTIlOnVLavIm by AirlockDoc@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T17:43:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pics of you wearing a burrito as a hat or it didn't happen. #BurritoHat #PicsOrItDidNotHappen
(DIR) Post #AXKBYNgYUl9tpR1P8a by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-03T17:45:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, if a nacho can be a hat, then a burrito can be a hat. It just requires some creative stabilisation.
(DIR) Post #AXKBp3qZVVYVDvf0Iy by bronakins@sfba.social
2023-07-03T17:48:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m doing my best to help— I boosted two of your factoids & made a very witty comment on another! I’m sure my 300 followers will now flock to follow you!😹
(DIR) Post #AXKBuAH52MWObeUdUm by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-07-03T17:49:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts if orcas can wear salmon on their heads, then burritos can be hats.
(DIR) Post #AXKCL1NMELrApHEewK by oblomov@sociale.network
2023-07-03T17:54:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts #GirlGenius to the rescue … maybehttps://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100519
(DIR) Post #AXKCVK6nR9I9oxOxLE by moopet@toot.cafe
2023-07-03T17:56:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would boost this but I refuse to promote hat speech.
(DIR) Post #AXKCljAW23YCAzxmpk by roo_44@mas.to
2023-07-03T17:59:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts We’re not following you, you’re leading us.
(DIR) Post #AXKCuczcMYp1d36sU4 by FeralRobots@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T18:00:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts failing that you can very easily shape a large tortilla or wrap into a passable hat.
(DIR) Post #AXKEA49XlSQqA7g608 by cgsines@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T18:14:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXKEQKoVaW8UT4b2nY by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T18:17:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts What else than a burrito would be a hat?
(DIR) Post #AXKEkQ9pQfwmpj99NY by waitingtoderail@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T18:21:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts but not a sandwich
(DIR) Post #AXKEqwn90dRhmeeFkW by lumecolca@kolektiva.social
2023-07-03T18:22:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality facts, high quality kittens
(DIR) Post #AXKFgltclOjn3BOIQS by werefreeatlast@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T18:31:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just ate a hat full of lettuce from Costco this morning.
(DIR) Post #AXKFqM6FWpmTwLrlZY by kdund@snabelen.no
2023-07-03T18:33:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thanks for putting these two completely unrelated discussions in one toot, that helps me keep below the limit of 600 per day
(DIR) Post #AXKGjCGPng8JMSltSK by Farah@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T18:43:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts dude… get ready
(DIR) Post #AXKHDXG6J2XTAC5hc8 by outerspec@blorbo.social
2023-07-03T18:49:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually, most hats are a form of Quiche according to the Cube Rule of Food. https://cuberule.com
(DIR) Post #AXKHcrKeoJ3AeyIVge by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T18:53:46Z
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@Farah What a day. I must build my hunger.
(DIR) Post #AXKJ42OjsMYAkjjLAP by UtilityNerd@dice.camp
2023-07-03T19:09:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🎶 Nacho nacho hatI'm going to wearA nacho hat 🎶
(DIR) Post #AXKRcUExfGCeaE5uvQ by synlogic@toot.io
2023-07-03T20:44:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts if I get to 10k followers today I will personally buy LowQualityFacts a cool hat, as well as go acquire myself a new hat made out of pizza and then eat my forbidden pizza hat
(DIR) Post #AXKW9HNOue4q3kvyYS by ppatel@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T21:36:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts So long as you share a picture with you wearing one!
(DIR) Post #AXKWcuKl9ITfHWpIye by WarnerCrocker@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T21:41:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://www.ohnuts.com/buy.cfm/hand-made-hat-belgian-chocolate-candies-smash-cake?gclid=CjwKCAjw44mlBhAQEiwAqP3eVsuLqaWiO2by0cDrZ23otvFlg39Yk5nchm1wDwCmuKMW8tLH_27yERoCGzMQAvD_BwE
(DIR) Post #AXL1RargI6rKIFJIwK by dingodog19@sfba.social
2023-07-04T03:27:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts in that case, if you don't get to twenty thousand followers today, I will eat your hat