Post AXJ0Y0lwOO3o6wCa80 by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AXIvRNFDwWUe0eulAO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T03:10:28Z
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I somehow gained over 600 followers in the past 24 hours. I swear on Tom Hanks' life that I will work tirelessly to keep the quality of my facts as low as humanly possible for all you new friends.
(DIR) Post #AXIvV6ugbVuoW95dMe by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-07-03T03:11:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts But, but what about your old friends? 🤣
(DIR) Post #AXIvW6s0FabmfmJMn2 by Durff@mastodon.education
2023-07-03T03:11:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts sounds good to me
(DIR) Post #AXIvYWXzknjOtA6VQe by Nadinabbott@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T03:11:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts looking forwards to more low quality facts
(DIR) Post #AXIvdkStR4AJVAD0SW by Willow@stranger.social
2023-07-03T03:12:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts The tweets are abandoning ship.
(DIR) Post #AXIvi7P25z6JnfUFZA by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T03:13:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts for a split-second I thought you gained 600 pounds.
(DIR) Post #AXIvjJOYzeh9Hdpv6m by jimgon@hulvr.com
2023-07-03T03:13:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have low expectations. I hope you maintain them.
(DIR) Post #AXIvkEKHKG8TqrGnqK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T03:13:53Z
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@Jason844 I love you all just as much but I will not swear on Tom Hanks' life for my old friends too, I have already put the man in enough danger.
(DIR) Post #AXIvnqWlkZDxCSpwPY by tkk13909@fosstodon.org
2023-07-03T03:14:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Jason844 swear on someone else's life then
(DIR) Post #AXIvqqGv9n45HAquX2 by TorbjornBjorkman@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T03:15:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts The only way is down!
(DIR) Post #AXIwEAmT4VUHXkjWSW by mypalmike@macaw.social
2023-07-03T03:19:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://mastodon.social/@mastodonusercount/110647916455518837
(DIR) Post #AXIwa7zI8ZQZFeCTtw by bobbakh@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T03:23:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don’t believe this to be a fact.
(DIR) Post #AXIy92lDf9c786paj2 by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-07-03T03:40:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXIyusFC4ALEPgetai by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T03:49:26Z
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@amiserabilist This is both beautiful and inspirational.
(DIR) Post #AXIzC6h7apGg9ZwHOi by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-07-03T03:52:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts as are you
(DIR) Post #AXIzCkhAs34sDKGt28 by nosmaharba@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T03:52:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts if he lives, you're a witch and must be tested
(DIR) Post #AXJ0Y0lwOO3o6wCa80 by SammyGalen@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T04:07:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts 601, I just followed you.
(DIR) Post #AXJ0fTMmTi2coyzWgy by troy_frizzell@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T04:09:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can confirm. Quality of facts here is extremely low and shows zero sign of improvement. I recommend.
(DIR) Post #AXJ2h4yGLnvFeDPuim by thedansimonson@lingo.lol
2023-07-03T04:31:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I appreciate all your hard work, thank you 👍
(DIR) Post #AXJ6FXJRmc9dFwRpKq by Utah@ohai.social
2023-07-03T05:11:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Right. And I'm supposed to believe that you gaining 600 followers in the past 24 hours is not a low quality fact? Isn't it true that you have gained at least mastazillion followers in the past 23 hours and 60 seconds? Sure, many are Ruskie bots, but whatever...
(DIR) Post #AXJ7SFSTZnd7bIIRUW by squeevening@supernatural.fans
2023-07-03T05:25:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂 Little did he know...
(DIR) Post #AXJCB6yWMYpo8dvulM by rdp@hachyderm.io
2023-07-03T06:18:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts When you get to the top, try not to forget about all us little people who rolled their eyes at your posts as they casually scrolled up.
(DIR) Post #AXJDQpt9l2uPjVUAwi by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T06:32:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Narrator: None of his facts would be low quality.
(DIR) Post #AXJE3DvEqkjFHAlRcO by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T06:39:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts The word “hero” is bandied about far too cavalierly in these troubling times, but you, sir, are, perhaps, the greatest hero modern America…modern Man has seen since…Adam. I 🫡 you, you magnificent bastard!!!
(DIR) Post #AXJITVqHFJQaCREbuS by FuriousCrab@mas.to
2023-07-03T07:28:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's going to be rough when we find out Tom hanks is a sexual deviant of some kind 😆
(DIR) Post #AXJMnFdpaatxYv54AS by ticho@mastodon.online
2023-07-03T08:16:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts This was almost a high-quality fact. Careful there!
(DIR) Post #AXKKoknFFOwViX256u by Shroomer@mastodon.online
2023-07-03T19:29:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts You sure aren't Elon Musk over here? Sound an awful lot like him...
(DIR) Post #AXKnu9UnjFKSRvKe7U by lonita@mstdn.ca
2023-07-04T00:55:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts You're doing the lord's work.
(DIR) Post #AXLLPLJN94ZgYkT0Hg by rvysteb@jorts.horse
2023-07-04T07:10:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Jason844 you can swear on chet hank’s life then
(DIR) Post #AY5VSYz6QQ93JLhgIa by stefan@gardenstate.social
2023-07-26T13:40:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts who is Tom Hanks?
(DIR) Post #AY5W3OEdM25SgdWoy0 by Sandywb@dftba.club
2023-07-26T13:46:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts I look forward to your mediocrity.
(DIR) Post #AY5WEXzfPdI08bqdiC by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
2023-07-26T13:48:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😆 that's my total number of followers ever lol
(DIR) Post #AY5WPmFKlHN9WkWylE by AstridSawatzky@mastodon.social
2023-07-26T13:50:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I really appreciate your efforts.Thank you so much for the reliability of the intended quality.
(DIR) Post #AY5XME6RLjZkicF32G by PrintInkling@dice.camp
2023-07-26T14:01:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts your commitment to anti-excellence is a blessing to us all
(DIR) Post #AY5Y1yXta5HWdCzW8O by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-07-26T14:08:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts I purchased 500 "followers" for you. I don't know where the other 100 came from.
(DIR) Post #AY5Y7hkawDNIHOfAiO by WotNow_4Jane@mastodon.social
2023-07-26T14:09:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Aw, it's reasduring that you're not tempted to increase the quality of your facts simply to impress us 'newbies' ! Respect 💛
(DIR) Post #AY5i5vG4kDyf8TB1gO by gon@mastodon.world
2023-07-26T16:01:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts ?? this fact is extremely high quality?? missing the mark already, what a disappointment. unfollowed, blocked, reported, I am currently on my way to your location to enact my revenge
(DIR) Post #AY5yaA31v7EcxVW23k by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-07-26T19:06:35Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis is acting unfriendly against Goodyear corporation.
(DIR) Post #AY60L650ahvUDUNypk by hakkkkkkku@mastodon.world
2023-07-26T19:25:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY6uKqTEDltXEpAfUu by ThirteenthWorrier@mstdn.social
2023-07-27T05:53:40Z
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@lowqualityfactsWith Morgan Freeman as my witness, if you increase my knowledge one scintilla I'll never forgive you!