Post AXHrEaJdRJMFoGfEVE by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AXHquOgixduVxJpzfc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T14:44:38Z
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Elon Musk: We should make all Tweets vanish ten seconds after they're posted.Elon's yes men, sweating profusely: Another brilliant idea sir.
(DIR) Post #AXHrEaJdRJMFoGfEVE by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T14:47:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts It wouldn't surprise me one bit if this were true.
(DIR) Post #AXHrPEoHjm2GIS51uK by hidewithin@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T14:50:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts He had the audacity to claim that this would make people want to go outside LMAO he's so out of touch.
(DIR) Post #AXHrRQwpa1gEWL7m6q by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
2023-07-02T14:50:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts In 6 months, you’ll need to pay $1.99/month just to log in.
(DIR) Post #AXHsNSDX1DJVFlbP1s by Andres@mastodon.hardcoredevs.com
2023-07-02T15:00:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts For sure it will be subscription levels:1.- $1.99 Login and 1k read only tweets.2.- $5.99 10k read and 1k write, access to DMs.3.- $10.99 unlimited read 10k write, access to DMs and API read only.4.- $25.99 unlimited read and write, DMs and API write.5.- $100.99 unlimited read and write, DMs from other accounts read only and API write.
(DIR) Post #AXHvoEVkNyL8QRaDvk by rbos@mastodon.novylen.net
2023-07-02T15:39:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Elon: I remain a master strategist.
(DIR) Post #AXHvzSysvXCMUMZJya by enbuenora@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T15:41:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Elon Musk: You know, no one hardly reads ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics any more. We should auto-correct all tweets into that.Elon's lackeys:
(DIR) Post #AXHw39wfdwUkboIHom by mariskus@social.linux.pizza
2023-07-02T15:42:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Elon Musk would be the kind of CEO to fire the first person to stop clapping at his meetings
(DIR) Post #AXHwDyyelJmPmHNqZU by mycart@pgh.social
2023-07-02T15:44:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXHwl6M2M5L4DJ70Xg by twentyninedollars@sfba.social
2023-07-02T15:50:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts And that tiny event, the Tour de France, just started, and it's best for media & advertising companies to have their engagement disappear like a dog fart in an elevator, amirite!?Apparently the Tour de France actually started in Paducah, Kentucky by Bert & Hannah Cowpattytoaster, sponsored by the NRA, until all riders were accidentally shot due to poor aim of Confederate soldiers who provided a 21-gun salute at each race start.
(DIR) Post #AXI16UGt1lFsHx9jKi by AustinB@esq.social
2023-07-02T16:34:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Knowing Eon, it'd be 420 seconds.
(DIR) Post #AXI1Og95cNFwKQBQmm by inanimatecarbongod@aus.social
2023-07-02T16:42:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS!
(DIR) Post #AXI5ybduEkIibWz6EC by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-02T17:33:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts it’ll happen
(DIR) Post #AXIBvHiAU3X9e2mGMC by astroPug@hachyderm.io
2023-07-02T18:40:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts There is an improv game out there that only consists of coming up with melonish fail suggestions.
(DIR) Post #AXIIxE05x1REOV2Dj6 by Npars01@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T19:59:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts The illustrator Paul Coombs is brilliant at expressing the flaws of egotistical management
(DIR) Post #AXIKVzc7X3M7rdxnMm by FesteringFerret@aus.social
2023-07-02T20:16:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts don't give him ideas!
(DIR) Post #AXKhHfKCr6uS9AdpGC by bjornlarssen@toot.community
2023-07-03T23:41:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts You failed. This is an actual fact. Try harder. (Softer?)
(DIR) Post #AY2ASDh8tmX0lqPyvg by Theosuwb@mastodon.social
2023-07-24T23:00:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts just when one thinks it doesn’t get any worse! 😱😱😂😂
(DIR) Post #AY2ArYm5f4wxO7ocFc by bananabob@mastodon.nz
2023-07-24T23:05:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Could we make Elon Musk vanish after he tweets
(DIR) Post #AY2Bno8yg3qnqnINl2 by davoloid@qoto.org
2023-07-24T23:15:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's because their interface can only handle Roman numerals."Message will be deleted: I...II...III...IV...V...VI...VII...VIII...IX...𝕏"
(DIR) Post #AY2BwKOqdOH2CumVnc by edhowland@fosstodon.org
2023-07-24T23:17:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is that the reason for the name change to #X? The Roman numeral for 10?
(DIR) Post #AY2ClntgitymSckhOK by Penguinflight@mastodon.online
2023-07-24T23:26:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Elon Musk: The Compuserve of the 2020s
(DIR) Post #AY2HLYpkbdHZz3DTH6 by dreamplan2501@mastodon.world
2023-07-25T00:17:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pay $11/month to keep your X for one day, $29.98/month to keep your X for one month, $99.8/month to download your X one time per month.
(DIR) Post #AY2MlslpbU2b7Hkm9I by jbzfn@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T01:18:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's just low quality Snapchat, another masterful gambit Mr. Q (?)
(DIR) Post #AY2m1THCeg3PXGxQBc by baggins549@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T06:01:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts You mean Elon's X-Men?