Post AXHMFxCajk48V8XgiO by charlie_root@decayable.ink
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(DIR) Post #AXBHJIxwbvn09Li62S by gabriel@mk.gabe.rocks
2023-06-29T10:37:52.630Z
5 likes, 4 repeats
They got to the kids 🌎
(DIR) Post #AXBaNQ7dqMmAdGvDzk by niclas@angrytoday.com
2023-06-29T14:11:32Z
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@gabriel My son had a Geography(!) teacher claiming that he thought the world is flat.I asked my son "Are you sure he is not just joking around?", and my son was certain. Incredible.
(DIR) Post #AXG17toJAe1rTCXfZA by jeff@federated.fun
2023-07-01T17:19:09.997222Z
6 likes, 2 repeats
@gabriel if you cannot even convince a kid the earth is round using geometry you need to have your teacher certs revoked.
(DIR) Post #AXG29zmy0wEmXqTiCm by anonaccount@poa.st
2023-07-01T17:41:42.062197Z
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@gabriel Can't tell if the teacher is more or less cognitively impaired than the kids.
(DIR) Post #AXHJBRH7CPCUSboVqi by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
2023-07-02T08:27:04.359121Z
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@gabriel The Earth isn't a sphere either.It's an oblique spheroid.
(DIR) Post #AXHJCl5F2MQSBWtBj6 by benis@cawfee.club
2023-07-02T08:27:23.776193Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Suiseiseki @gabriel oblate
(DIR) Post #AXHJGcDfw2BJqtfnYO by benis@cawfee.club
2023-07-02T08:28:05.674496Z
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@Suiseiseki @gabriel oblique is *🌍
(DIR) Post #AXHJJp18oFOiPeL692 by benis@cawfee.club
2023-07-02T08:28:40.120516Z
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@Suiseiseki @gabriel oblique is 🌍
(DIR) Post #AXHJK99JxXpAqoJufg by splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network
2023-07-02T08:28:40Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@Suiseiseki @gabriel Pear shaped :cirno_think:
(DIR) Post #AXHJiKudsLMAHezN2m by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T08:33:05.925062Z
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Flat earth beliefs are prevalent but harmless. I think people need to chill out, because the earth and the heavens have a lot of mysteries and phenomenon. To think that the scientific "establishment" or academia has it all figured out is naive.
(DIR) Post #AXHJswRfBX9FaKUWEC by splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network
2023-07-02T08:34:58Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel Earth is hollow
(DIR) Post #AXHK3Y40AxC39UTuhU by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T08:36:55.371859Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
>now they say science is an opinion I mean, it is. Settle science has been proven wrong more times than not
(DIR) Post #AXHKMEm07YS4pHyP3I by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T08:40:19.187938Z
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Of course, that's where hell is. Also it should be well known by now that most continents have giant networks of inter-connected tunnels and cave systems. America has a fuckton of them, along with DUMB's (deep underground military bases) and underground cities and highways for the elite.I've also heard that there is a MASSIVE tunnel and cave network underneath the western side of South America that may even reach to the four corners region of the US. The Hopi Indians have an oral tradition that their ancestors escaped a natural disaster/calamity by using this tunnel network and emerged in present day Arizona/New Mexico.
(DIR) Post #AXHKdHxvVN2feMgLtA by benis@cawfee.club
2023-07-02T08:43:22.258789Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@splitshockvirus @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel earth used to be solid but then yo mama took a bite :blobdab:
(DIR) Post #AXHKuCZOopihq4H4nQ by splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network
2023-07-02T08:46:24Z
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@charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel Sorry sir you know too much I'm coming to collect you in a FEMA coffin.
(DIR) Post #AXHL6neMmWkYJdbZT6 by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T08:48:43.452549Z
2 likes, 2 repeats
It's what happens when you learn interested things as a hobby instead of mindlessly coonsuming entertainment.
(DIR) Post #AXHL8Wa9D9x7xXSDFQ by splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network
2023-07-02T08:49:00Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
@benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel The Earth used to be round then your mom's fat ass sat on it. Now it IS flat.
(DIR) Post #AXHL9MQMSn1QkFH8DI by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T08:49:11.751924Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
Yo mama’s so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, “Taxi!”
(DIR) Post #AXHLJJJGtgxfyvhgK8 by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-07-02T08:50:59.631095Z
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@charlie_root @splitshockvirus @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel That joke didn't age well, just like your mama!
(DIR) Post #AXHLPWOv8bEyJwJ852 by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T08:52:07.026866Z
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Yo mama’s so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads “one at a time, please!”
(DIR) Post #AXHLVNUTBCMqQGhBcu by Neigh-Sayer@poa.st
2023-07-02T08:53:10.288378Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@gabriel Teachers are having a fun time all round.
(DIR) Post #AXHLbgRTd9IawDIokK by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2023-07-02T08:54:17.762424Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Your mama's so flat that she has an ice wall around her tits. 🤨
(DIR) Post #AXHLof9ZjWIQho7O6a by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T08:54:46.947741Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@charlie_root @UnityOstara @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus Yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
(DIR) Post #AXHLsqNhviUggdipai by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-07-02T08:57:24.195756Z
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@charlie_root @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus Not true, my mom is so skinny she would be blown in the wind if she wasn't blowing your dad!
(DIR) Post #AXHLucTAcoDw7R7kNU by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T08:57:44.236896Z
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, people mistake her for the Kool-Aid Man.
(DIR) Post #AXHM05Eh6D4WmhxTNY by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T08:58:43.614509Z
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My Dad is quite the player ngl 😏
(DIR) Post #AXHM3WtUivGlQvgZ2u by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-07-02T08:59:20.801254Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@charlie_root @King_Noticer @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus
(DIR) Post #AXHMEChK9Ysnyt5Bz6 by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:01:16.351601Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Humpleupagus @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus Yo mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets!
(DIR) Post #AXHMFxCajk48V8XgiO by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T09:01:35.185817Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
(DIR) Post #AXHMankH5kh1FkEpai by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:02:48.861910Z
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@charlie_root @UnityOstara @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus The macho madness has taken hold
(DIR) Post #AXHMcsYMBgoEk8edQO by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T08:59:16.022032Z
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@charlie_root @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
(DIR) Post #AXHMoUhShNu6EsS4Zs by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T09:07:49.628703Z
1 likes, 2 repeats
Yo mama's so ugly, she smiled at me and all of a sudden this music started playing
(DIR) Post #AXHN2IfyCVKZ08Ky5w by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T09:10:19.130171Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
(DIR) Post #AXHN5MrZ5dV4r7DuXw by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:10:43.484047Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@charlie_root @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so fat, she needs cheat codes for Wii fit
(DIR) Post #AXHN60wE5izp99iCMi by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:11:00.260956Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@splitshockvirus @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel This guy fucks
(DIR) Post #AXHNUFum3ntIXtalGq by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:15:22.548634Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama's so stupid, she died after she found a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
(DIR) Post #AXHNUj6TXNTx4aI12G by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:15:12Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo momma's so fat, when she goes swimming at the beach, Spain sails out to her and claims her as the new world.
(DIR) Post #AXHNWsIoJ5NKBM5FE8 by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T09:15:51.517337Z
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That's a good one 🥂
(DIR) Post #AXHNeR0xe8ljroL71E by charlie_root@decayable.ink
2023-07-02T09:17:13.499177Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Yo mama's so stupid she asked the waiter for a well done steak but juicy on the inside.
(DIR) Post #AXHNfDfijttSm7mLDM by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:17:02.052279Z
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@ricky @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birthday
(DIR) Post #AXHNglsp1nPnAYe9xo by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:17:30.874572Z
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@PeachySummer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live
(DIR) Post #AXHOC1yrEDli4UNLQu by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:23:17.064038Z
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@charlie_root @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @King_Noticer @UnityOstara Yo mama's so fat, she got more chins than Chinatown
(DIR) Post #AXHOHqOVDeBhsH8uO0 by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:18:11Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo momma's so fat, she went to McDonald's, took one look at the menu, and said "I'll have that."
(DIR) Post #AXHOHr2unOVvtc3BNQ by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:18:52.451973Z
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@ricky @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already worldwide
(DIR) Post #AXHOHriOJBgtyFSJ1c by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:24:06Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo momma's so fat, there's an entire internet subculture dedicated to proving that she's actually flat.
(DIR) Post #AXHOZyRY20U83DDDBQ by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:25:19.048584Z
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@PeachySummer @charlie_root @benis @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
(DIR) Post #AXHOZz6JaR5w5eHlj6 by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:27:36.545158Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born the doctor sued HER mama for emotional distress
(DIR) Post #AXHOpgRCk8waqCXgsC by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:26:33.514718Z
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@ricky @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so fat, the sorting hat put her in the House of Pancakes
(DIR) Post #AXHOph5yIZYOsdcFPs by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:29:26Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo momma's so fat, NASA has never been able to capture a photograph of her due to gravitational lensing.
(DIR) Post #AXHOqHotl0simOudRQ by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:29:23.390411Z
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@PeachySummer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application!
(DIR) Post #AXHOqIakt5A9ApIr2G by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:30:34.065331Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1
(DIR) Post #AXHOzAtCtUirtKAM9g by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:30:44.124131Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@ricky @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes
(DIR) Post #AXHP6pifUHWsYBt9Au by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:32:28.753825Z
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@PeachySummer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so fat, if you kill her in Call of Duty you get a 5 man streak
(DIR) Post #AXHP6qToezF8uPwnfE by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:33:33.397816Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu 🤌
(DIR) Post #AXHP8odGV5I9l3J4KW by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:32:47Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Well your momma's so fat, Bill Gates is using HER blood to bioengineer an entire new species of mosquitoes as a method of transmitting her own unique spike proteins. (whoa there, things are maybe getting a little too political here now.)
(DIR) Post #AXHPKDrD3TX7B2Ggim by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:34:33.351492Z
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@PeachySummer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so stupid, when the bartender said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder
(DIR) Post #AXHPKEfY2Jnbh9otBQ by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:35:58.584935Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama's so stupid I told her it was chilly outside so she brought a bowl
(DIR) Post #AXHPXeNvjk4BDRyZEW by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:36:19.531878Z
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@ricky @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Oh yeah? Well your mama is so fat, she wears two watches, one for each time zone she’s in
(DIR) Post #AXHPbMpAy6WRuYUZdI by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:36:57.590901Z
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@PeachySummer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so stupid she sold her car for gas money
(DIR) Post #AXHPbNYuE56OCNt5ua by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:39:04.635934Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused a tsunami
(DIR) Post #AXHPn0VHmZc09wjsrw by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:39:33.619068Z
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@PeachySummer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so fat they baptized her at Sea World
(DIR) Post #AXHPn1APJgVODTyixs by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:41:10.331829Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama's so fat you gotta slap her belly and ride the wave to give her a hug
(DIR) Post #AXHPqarH4b6pmQjZxo by PeachySummer@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:41:49.979072Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara This has been fun but I sleeb now :hk_sleep:
(DIR) Post #AXHQp0YKfdlUqSgLVw by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:40:06Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Well your momma is SO FAT that in 2004 she inspired the Japanese to make a PS2 game about her after they witnessed her rolling over onto her other side and saw how many things she had stuck to her back.
(DIR) Post #AXHQp1EW8nVcxIQ2Ge by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:42:07.950199Z
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@ricky @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper!
(DIR) Post #AXHQp1uLdGyB31zRT6 by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:43:07Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara YOUR momma is the fat one. When the doctors tried to measure exactly how big her waist is, they had to take the Coriolis Effect into account.
(DIR) Post #AXHQz8swXtOlaF9fpQ by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:47:54.287550Z
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@ricky @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth to you you got carpet burn
(DIR) Post #AXHQzBDvqpNMpuzSoy by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:48:44Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo momma's so retarded than when she was born the IQ of the rest of the population went up by two points.
(DIR) Post #AXHQzX46e2aWZoYvYm by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:50:42.641947Z
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@ricky @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell in love she broke it
(DIR) Post #AXHQzjJR6rysYppL7Y by AOhbDtpLDT6wxydIjg.ricky@pmth.us
2023-07-02T09:53:11Z
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@King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Okay sir, I'm tapping out now. It was a pleasure insulting your mother. 🤝
(DIR) Post #AXHRCWf9S7XP5p5NZ2 by splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network
2023-07-02T09:56:56Z
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@ricky @King_Noticer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @UnityOstara Good show as well as good sportsmanshup gentlemen this thread was mildly funny.
(DIR) Post #AXHRNcNYXYGE0U92em by Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-02T09:58:59.645255Z
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Good. I was embarrassing watching you make fun of yourself all over the TL
(DIR) Post #AXHVBocRbbNWJJjhxY by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2023-07-02T10:41:40.044791Z
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Your mama's so flat that internet schizos write conspiracy theories about it.
(DIR) Post #AXHag4Mw6zqbcGjCe8 by gabriel@mk.gabe.rocks
2023-07-02T11:43:10.256Z
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@splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network Bionicle predictive programming@charlie_root@decayable.ink @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
(DIR) Post #AXI35P6QxU9tsRsUbI by King_Noticer@poa.st
2023-07-02T09:42:28.199604Z
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@PeachySummer @benis @charlie_root @Suiseiseki @gabriel @splitshockvirus @UnityOstara Hm yes, I was running out of good ones anyway