Post AXGfCHwHOpWZd0uzzc by revndm@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AXGf3wkiHq51bQWxge by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T00:57:33Z
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2004 was a stellar year for banana enthusiasts.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXGf8xhyA1fy0ydf5U by ihateblueb@wetdry.world
2023-07-02T00:58:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts that explains why theres no such thing as a bananna peeler yet, it's just too new of a concept to peel them.
(DIR) Post #AXGfCHwHOpWZd0uzzc by revndm@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T00:58:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts we used to be so simple
(DIR) Post #AXGfXbh598sQyhyWqO by delProfundo@aus.social
2023-07-02T01:02:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts was quite a day. I was tired of mooshing them
(DIR) Post #AXGfzqM2ETSGYUawdc by jstritch@mindly.social
2023-07-02T01:08:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Monkeys did not allow people to use their banana peeling technology until the patent expired that year.
(DIR) Post #AXGhe0bHepCjs0RYmm by bananabob@mastodon.nz
2023-07-02T01:26:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Back in the 60s we used to smoke them man!☮️ 🍌
(DIR) Post #AXGispv9kIBx2vNBWy by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-02T01:39:47Z
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@lowqualityfactsIf only we’d thought to observe how chimps do it.
(DIR) Post #AXH8szOv63K7Fx1oNU by Island_Martha@epicure.social
2023-07-02T06:31:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why am I not surprised?
(DIR) Post #AXHfc0NpUJ11rr1kSO by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-07-02T12:38:26Z
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@lowqualityfactsB.C.@MaJ1
(DIR) Post #AXHhQTZHM0POod0qtk by locksmithprime@infosec.exchange
2023-07-02T12:58:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts but people in cartoons knew that long ago!
(DIR) Post #AXIM0St1MUK5IExk9I by spherulitic@tech.lgbt
2023-07-02T20:33:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts true, when I was a kid we had to bite into them peel and all.
(DIR) Post #AY0Tj9pjshYxZ6dd7g by rlarsen4@mastodon.world
2023-07-24T03:27:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I remember thinking I had to wait until 2004 to peel my bananas. It was a long wait, but worth it in the end
(DIR) Post #AY0TjY31qwSCfH2aAa by fullyabstract@fosstodon.org
2023-07-24T03:27:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts When eating edamame, it's best to eat the pods.
(DIR) Post #AY0TksRJWSbQCL28PI by costrike@mastodon.social
2023-07-24T03:27:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ma taught me to cut off one end and squeeze it out like toothpaste.
(DIR) Post #AY0Trj8YVX7pNEWefo by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
2023-07-24T03:28:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts wut?
(DIR) Post #AY0VOAcRxsybpSXheC by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-07-24T03:45:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts FWIW, *I'd* figured it out *years* before. But nobody believed me.
(DIR) Post #AY0XQyvm4ttgM639Hs by thedansimonson@lingo.lol
2023-07-24T04:08:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts making me feel old, someone showed me how to peel in college. It was quite controversial, of course, which is why Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl” obtained such reach at the time
(DIR) Post #AY0Z4nqKxRPwTEjIG0 by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-07-24T04:27:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, yes. How much can a banana cost, $10?
(DIR) Post #AY0cLyS747xQ9zHJtw by thefathippy@mastodon.world
2023-07-24T05:03:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts It was an amazing time to be alive. I was lucky enough to attend banana classes after work, where we learned, not only to peel bananas, but many funny things we could do with the peelings. I wore mine as a hat - until a duck stole it, but cool kids stuck them to their boot soles, and slid their way through shopping malls, easily evading security👮♂️. So funny! 🤣
(DIR) Post #AY0cz0vXnZQB83ezku by mvilain@sfba.social
2023-07-24T05:10:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY1BgUOlUuORQUEL7A by not_serious@mstdn.social
2023-07-24T11:39:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts🍌 this emoji didn't exist back then!