Post AX9J6uqWGywHSdXOlM by Parmolive@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
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 (DIR) Post #AX6XfE0iLHSqd0gFKS by Crux_Invictus@poa.st
       2023-06-27T03:47:35.706661Z
       
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       Oh no, my sermon is already at least 15mins long and I'm only halfway done.RIP my congregation on Sunday.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6Y6N2gs03QSVY5ZI by Herbst@poa.st
       2023-06-27T03:52:30.039282Z
       
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       @Crux_InvictusJust talk really fast, and throw a loud yell in about halfway through. It'll keep people from dozing off, lol.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6iymKq307k58cUSG by Crux_Invictus@poa.st
       2023-06-27T05:54:22.914610Z
       
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       Well, the first draft is done and it looks like it'll be a half hour sermon.Oh dear.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6jdz5xVjMFWsJBU8 by confederatehobo@mugicha.club
       2023-06-27T06:01:49.700332Z
       
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       You'll just have to be extra fiery to keep the grannies awake until the end.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX6jgXyKoGjaHGxqAy by Crux_Invictus@poa.st
       2023-06-27T06:02:17.228772Z
       
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       @confederatehobo I'm a Lutheran, being fiery is difficult for me.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9J6uqWGywHSdXOlM by Parmolive@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2023-06-28T11:45:06.646974Z
       
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       @Crux_Invictus anglican sermons are frequently 40min+ you'll be fine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9J6vkAw3SUFFZqVs by Crux_Invictus@poa.st
       2023-06-28T11:48:39.329545Z
       
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       @Parmolive @SuperLutheran also tends towards longer sermons, I try to keep them around 15mins in length but sometimes it's just not possible.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9JxSj3YQodax6RSC by SuperLutheran@poa.st
       2023-06-28T11:58:08.859948Z
       
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       @Crux_Invictus @Parmolive Make it a four hour sermon. Lock the doors.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9KdOtECrpJrPrHHM by DuckKingLoow@poa.st
       2023-06-28T12:05:43.840216Z
       
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       @SuperLutheran @Crux_Invictus @Parmolive Fun fact, one of the priests at my Church just rocked his sermon on Midnight Christmas Mass. We didn't get out until 2:30-3 am. About half way through, my Dad turned to me "He really likes to talk". It was a great homily, like a highlight real from the year's homilies. He spoke for nearly 2 hours to a captive audience that he knew were mostly there for 2 days a year (C&E), and there wasn't another Mass until morning.Chad Priest move.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9L5VUhFGrcS4mnWy by Crux_Invictus@poa.st
       2023-06-28T12:10:48.751997Z
       
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       @DuckKingLoow @SuperLutheran @Parmolive >"Beloved, I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me">"Now... Grace, mercy, and peace to you from God our Father and Our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.">*hours pass*
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9LAHktkjhZI2dusa by SuperLutheran@poa.st
       2023-06-28T12:11:40.386514Z
       
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       @Crux_Invictus @DuckKingLoow @Parmolive "Our Old Testament reading is the Old Testament."
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9LT1NKsTIHzSYVTk by DuckKingLoow@poa.st
       2023-06-28T12:15:03.808377Z
       
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       @SuperLutheran @Crux_Invictus @Parmolive Hahaha, It's just like Easter Vigil Mass, "Reading 8 from the Old Testament..."