Post AX5MNtbxdilvmgg0vY by flargh@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AT9bOCtOWrXIBgLXG4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-28T23:45:01Z
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Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:-Believe the lava from lava lamps must be returned to volcanoes, where it rightfully belongs.-Mentally greet each dog you see just in case they are telepathic.-Think that airplanes are too heavy to fly and refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to you.-Argue that every marathon runner should shave their eyebrows to be a little bit faster.-Want toddlers to eligible to run for president.
(DIR) Post #AT9bZexsUszYRBu8oq by bananabob@mastodon.nz
2023-02-28T23:47:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do I have to answer yes to all questions š
(DIR) Post #AT9bx24MlE9Ukv5HbU by dirtyoldtown@mefi.social
2023-02-28T23:51:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts -I believe my hair turned silver because I got too many haircuts.- and that gas pumps have gotten slower to keep people from panicking while higher prices rack up.- I believe unprofitable neighborhood diners are actually franchises in a nationwide chain of money laundering services.
(DIR) Post #AT9cNryYOgDrGlA8Z6 by wendinoakland@mastodon.social
2023-02-28T23:56:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Keep your hands off my lava, you freak.
(DIR) Post #AT9d3Wjdl84BYV3CQi by jorsh@lor.sh
2023-03-01T00:03:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts -the word "kitchen" does not actually exist, but we use it to maintain the illusion-Antonio Banderas has a mole on his left lung-there are 47 languages in the world that nobody speaks because they're boring-traffic cones are the Official State Animal of New York
(DIR) Post #AT9d5JFKsgmQIej46a by phuzzykins@jorts.horse
2023-03-01T00:04:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also, every mourning dove is named Darlene, and all mini donkeys are named Susan.
(DIR) Post #AT9dVHKecXfTtNb2v2 by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-03-01T00:08:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts - all cats are girls, all dogs are boys, and all hamsters are nonbinary
(DIR) Post #AT9dbSZnjAM8VGd3Ca by MartinR@toot.community
2023-03-01T00:09:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Since getting toots from you I find myself rarely visiting any media sites. If you would do weather I could quit buying the old Farmer's almanac and cancel my subscription to GRIT.
(DIR) Post #AT9duK55XMyxepG2lc by Lachesis@ohai.social
2023-03-01T00:13:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts these are all very funny, but srsly there is no such thing as "Belgium"proofs right here:https://zapatopi.net/belgium/just saying.
(DIR) Post #AT9eX9nHibX52vRpKa by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
2023-03-01T00:20:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm watching #Elvis on #EdSullivan . Tell me about it.
(DIR) Post #AT9ef9HtU78ZnCZlGS by kennysmith@mstdn.social
2023-03-01T00:21:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Three out of five. Howās that?
(DIR) Post #AT9fyojxgkw1oPeAQy by franksting@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-01T00:36:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts wait wasn't a toddler already the president?
(DIR) Post #AT9hFrfq8Qj5msPZwG by rory@infosec.exchange
2023-03-01T00:50:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I dunno about the plane thing but dogs are telepathic. Anyone who thinks otherwise hasn't been paying attention.
(DIR) Post #AT9hJ6l6VRMrRPQ7Y8 by vickietorious@mstdn.ca
2023-03-01T00:51:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think that all dogs are telepathic...at least in my experience.
(DIR) Post #AT9hV4htxZgoYLd2Zc by auscandoc@med-mastodon.com
2023-03-01T00:53:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts didnāt we do the last one already?
(DIR) Post #AT9hcY3XEv6JbWJM4e by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-03-01T00:54:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts that last one is already true.
(DIR) Post #AT9hu0zktkZqHPs82a by pickle@19marbles.org
2023-03-01T00:57:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Telepathy for sure. Eyebrows: not my issue.
(DIR) Post #AT9iLAPU0AALIZqwIi by TonyaMarie@chaosfem.tw
2023-03-01T01:02:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts So we have seen that the last point is already true... š¤·
(DIR) Post #AT9ipDBkEh8ebSkm2K by perpetuallurker@mstdn.social
2023-03-01T01:08:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts add capital punishment of people who clap after a plane lands and Iām in
(DIR) Post #AT9mnbs7tLluOa4Jw8 by MacropodCare@theblower.au
2023-03-01T01:52:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts in not sure what you see as the problem. They all seem completely reasonable.So.. does that make me your people?
(DIR) Post #AT9nO5TtHcQUeS7uCm by Boomer@mindly.social
2023-03-01T01:59:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts the lava thing: must ? A bit strong. As for dogs yes but surely itās all animals, trees, the breeze etc. Planes are too heavy to fly. Runners? Sure if you like sports. Toddler president? There was one. Anyway you do you.
(DIR) Post #AT9pC2vX9Zl7ABRURc by blackcatranch@home.social
2023-03-01T02:19:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts mentally greet dogs? No, I just greet them outloud get down on my knees and let them jump all over me and pet their bellies. Then I say hello to the humans.
(DIR) Post #AT9t340YAHxhj4lF9k by Atexjam@mastodon.world
2023-03-01T03:02:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts This how fake news starts. Next you'll claim you're on an ad free network with nice people.
(DIR) Post #AT9td51pqandJhXIg4 by RFPatterson@indieweb.social
2023-03-01T03:09:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are those "and" or "or"?
(DIR) Post #AT9yh5DJbHWkoudMPI by allenstenhaus@oddballs.vip
2023-03-01T04:06:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Where do we stand on the compulsive nature to verbally greet every dog that comes closer to your bubble because you're so excited at the possibility of seeing them smile that you simple can't do it silently? Also, do we get bonus points if we completely neglect to notice there's a human attached to the line connected to the dog's collar?I just want to be sure we're properly compatible before I just charge in like the kool-aid man. I have a habit of being too much.
(DIR) Post #AT9zYygw49NuEHBgvI by CMDoran@masto.ai
2023-03-01T04:15:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts That last one is already a thing.
(DIR) Post #ATA1C0WvGRKnBAg8ye by SerenityHikes@moth.social
2023-03-01T04:34:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I support toddlers running for President. Didnāt the U.S. elect one in 2016.
(DIR) Post #ATA1IX39GlA5m6raIS by Str8nger@mastodon.world
2023-03-01T04:35:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was with you until the toddlers.
(DIR) Post #ATA8fnQ5Gua8svdD0q by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-03-01T05:57:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts The lava in my lamp hasn't been very active. I thought it was because the bulb isn't hot enough, but now I know it's homesick.True low quality fact: Years ago a foreign student saw a happier lava lamp on my desk and though it was a sea creature in an aquarium.
(DIR) Post #ATABocLo5xI71XWqpc by NatS@home.social
2023-03-01T06:32:07Z
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@lowqualityfactsI also mentally greet cats, I think they're more susceptible to mind reading...
(DIR) Post #ATACYDzazTs8nat2ps by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-01T06:41:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts i don't want toddlers to run for president. Too often, fucking moron parents bring their toddlers into the pub and they run into my knee, which, curiously enough, is at the height of their face."Sorry, kid, guess you ain't gonna play trombone or eat solid food again cause your parents are goddamn morons. Chuck E. Cheese is a mile that way."
(DIR) Post #ATAEHIoU0ulEjfkPjs by JeffS@universeodon.com
2023-03-01T07:00:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts we had a toddler for president.
(DIR) Post #ATAGuAvjSMc9UMnmzY by CheckingInOcassionally@mastodon.ie
2023-03-01T07:30:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fine, but look, I'm only boosting this just to help you out. Besides, I have to give up greeting gods cos they don't like : "are you make or female?" I just wanna get the pronoun. I have no issue with saying "they/them" about someone I saw and didn't bother to see what's what, but to someone right there, right in front of me, whose appearance seems distinct enough, saying "they" or "them" feels like I'm OTHERING , erm, them - and I find that really uncomfortable
(DIR) Post #ATAKOBWe6hQxsx4Mnw by margarance@c.im
2023-03-01T08:09:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts @FamousTeacherGaz Your last seems to have been true for some time.
(DIR) Post #ATAKqiNxWoatuHbuMa by laimis@mstdn.social
2023-03-01T08:14:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts this account is legit funny š
(DIR) Post #ATAPJ1HvF3hoSPXTpg by janeo3000@mastodon.nz
2023-03-01T09:04:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Agree on the airplanes being able to fly just defies common sense, and also all boats should sink particularly cruise liners.
(DIR) Post #ATATxHEJn03JIfIxTE by masterdon@mastodon.au
2023-03-01T09:56:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts a toddler definitely has a better intellect and temperament than the last guy
(DIR) Post #ATAVH4sNWwCEjO33RY by MikeHar94962844@mastodon.me.uk
2023-03-01T10:11:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Judging by the state of the country I thought that last one was already true for the USA.
(DIR) Post #ATAZNQDtTW4QUYOOlU by steven_t_h@twit.social
2023-03-01T10:57:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts we all agree the second one is a real thing right? One day Iāll find the right dog.
(DIR) Post #ATAaMiZvqPan5Jvegi by beingextorted@mastodon.social
2023-03-01T11:08:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Toddlers already were eligible. Just look at the last "president"...
(DIR) Post #ATAbzws0k58weoeiC8 by boudah@hostux.social
2023-03-01T11:26:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts- lava is a melting cheese and tomato sauce, but no one has the gut to try it yet.- plane is a pure decoy invention to hide that we got teleportation from aliens for a while now- dogs are teleempathic, obviously. Also they are all good boys! 13/10- cats are non-trinary, except when it comes to water submersion.- I wonder why marathonians don't simply use cars?
(DIR) Post #ATAdIGaUGw9eyal2HI by MisterMadge@universeodon.com
2023-03-01T11:41:04Z
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@lowqualityfactsMost airplanes are too heavy to fly at wind speeds you are used to (paper airplanes can). Since force is proportional to velocity squared, plane traveling at 500 mph, is experiencing 51x the force you feel when sticking your hand out the window of a car moving 70 mph (or 204x from 35 mph)
(DIR) Post #ATAmFga84L8YJZQzdQ by Matfjogel@mastodon.social
2023-03-01T13:21:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Someone explained me once that a factory in centre of France used such organics stuff to dye the wool, that the sheeps were dyied before the wool was cut. So if you went to the farm at the good time of the year you could see green sheeps, yellow ones, red, ones, blue ones, on the fields.May I follow you?
(DIR) Post #ATAserQfTWJSvDOeC8 by SonofaGeorge@mstdn.ca
2023-03-01T14:33:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts i thought we'd already HAD a toddler in the #WhiteHouse?
(DIR) Post #ATAxh16exw7HHksx16 by stellina@mastodon.world
2023-03-01T15:29:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Change ātoddlers# to ātelepathic dogsā and I will consider it.
(DIR) Post #ATB7yxzUHt50NOjDfc by silviar@mstdn.social
2023-03-01T17:24:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts not sure about that last one but I will go along with the rest
(DIR) Post #ATBG34amU68LdsdoVk by Klingsor@social.vivaldi.net
2023-03-01T18:55:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sceptical about that toddler thing, it had a horrible result with #45.
(DIR) Post #ATBMH3S27hW9slbEpc by MTnv@mstdn.ca
2023-03-01T20:05:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Eww I see why you were persistent with me! lol
(DIR) Post #ATDbyLp85nJ22bTzvM by GrayWolf57@meow.social
2023-03-02T22:10:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Didn't the people vote in a toddler for President in the term before last? š
(DIR) Post #ATEviTYRm2MbcsLa9A by problembaer@mastodon.social
2023-03-03T13:26:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd like to sell land to Trump supporters at low tide. Is it ok to follow you?
(DIR) Post #ATxEe8NExVKbDxg6C0 by johnflomax@mastodonapp.uk
2023-03-24T21:02:53Z
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@lowqualityfactsThat is where America went wrong, they made a petulant toddler the President!
(DIR) Post #ATxGZsl1HJYzXZtuy0 by guitarzan1328@mastodon.world
2023-03-24T21:25:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think airplanes fly because people *think* they can... I can elaborate if anyone is interested
(DIR) Post #ATxIIQYh4EsD4KwLtg by MaryAliciaZiff@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-24T20:32:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's like you read my mind!(Scary, isn't it.)
(DIR) Post #ATxJ1KyqeZzyneaYBE by FOSSingularity@strangeobject.space
2023-03-24T18:52:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Okay, I get the physics, but airplanes still be defying my comfort zone. A billion pounds? Right above my head in the sky? Naw, no thanks yāall. š
(DIR) Post #ATxJBTqmWwHrCmeUQy by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-03-24T18:54:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sure, but on that last one ... well, we had one & not sure we need another.#justsayin #notnaming
(DIR) Post #ATxJLgApZDqcJytQQa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-24T18:55:05Z
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@foxmoder I can get behind that.
(DIR) Post #ATxK4DZmjrLYeunq9A by waltman@hachyderm.io
2023-03-24T19:02:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts @andrew Iām curious why you think dogs are *not* telepathic.
(DIR) Post #ATxK6dfegrAaAYhe7c by ferricoxide@mastodon.social
2023-03-24T19:05:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts We already had a toddler for president. It didn't go well.
(DIR) Post #ATxKQ6q0TLd08BpSKW by 64m@bitbang.social
2023-03-24T23:30:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Australia Post now charge $2.85 for telepathic postcard delivery
(DIR) Post #ATxKmYlXJl9d7QRXcW by OldAndCranky@sfba.social
2023-03-24T19:10:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Finally, someone out there who makes sense, especially about lava lamps.
(DIR) Post #ATxKsuFaLphjUQWaWG by the_Effekt@universeodon.com
2023-03-24T19:14:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts We are so In-Sync my friend!
(DIR) Post #ATxxqcMbmMPbeFi2JE by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
2023-03-25T06:52:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Condoms are just a way for governments to tax sex.
(DIR) Post #AU7P3kvXhJyf9nB68W by filmfreak75@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-29T20:09:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts apologies for not boosting more, i will correct this going forward
(DIR) Post #AU7Q2WoklrQV3sysgS by SteelFolk@qoto.org
2023-03-29T20:20:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts You have to be careful bc I believe that it isn't always lava in those lamps. Some of them imprison slag from blast furnaces which looks very similar. The tricky thing is that a blast furnace wouldn't want it back.
(DIR) Post #AU7QSdfVvD17q46rYW by frottce@mastodon.com.tr
2023-03-29T20:25:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts does it count if we think that ships are from dense metal and it's impossible for them to not sink and refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to us? š¤
(DIR) Post #AU7QsKwy8gVpJVWnQW by vespasianvs@mastodon.online
2023-03-29T20:29:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts is it OK is I telepathically tell dogs to stay away? I don't say hello to them, but I do try to give them the "go find someone who likes dogs" vibe.As for president. I used to be a big fan of Kid President on YouTube. He's all grown up now though.
(DIR) Post #AU7RkwzWv0SkvyleVs by jskists@oldbytes.space
2023-03-29T20:39:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not sure about dogs being telepathic. But, my dog can certainly teleport. My dog can be asleep in the living room, but as soon as the fridge door is opened, it's immediately sitting at my feet without making a single sound.
(DIR) Post #AU7VGL2Nrj8aLplFB2 by rogerlipscombe@hachyderm.io
2023-03-29T21:19:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts definitely the dog thing.
(DIR) Post #AU7XWcPTF8D4lwRz6m by curiousmold@mastodon.social
2023-03-29T21:44:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I call all birds I encounter in the wild, "Gary". Every bird is Gary. I hope that makes me the kind of person you'd like to have as a follower.
(DIR) Post #AU7dgRVLF7zLZSGROa by PaulWay@aus.social
2023-03-29T22:53:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not just their eyebrows but should run only in lycra and with shaved heads for extra speed.And I think we can see that a toddler has not only run for President of the USA but has won it before.
(DIR) Post #AU7tAoDMs21I0MnLWK by rwba@aus.social
2023-03-30T01:46:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I already follow you LQF. So I'll just give you a boost. š
(DIR) Post #AU811WyYOVobZAx7Y0 by srboisvert@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-30T03:14:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.sociaI take pictures of big passenger jets when I see them because I want to get the right before they fall out of the sky shot. So far my timing has been off.
(DIR) Post #AU9h7flBRrPfKCatoe by lacybarry@climatejustice.social
2023-03-30T22:41:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts all are great but last one is legit
(DIR) Post #AUenJLnpZ7RcDRLdjM by mrissi_neko@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-14T22:46:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is so funnyš
(DIR) Post #AUeo4IASticYYKJo1I by Drosmel@qoto.org
2023-04-14T22:55:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts The toddler running for president is obviously a fail. We tried that with Trump
(DIR) Post #AUf8AT9Wy1CDRV6WrA by ike@im.im
2023-04-15T02:40:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I donāt know, man. You canāt just toss lava into a hot hole and call it a day. Youāve got to make sure that the right lava goes to the appropriate indigenous vent.
(DIR) Post #AUg25kBrmy4SGkWKS8 by martintheg@aus.social
2023-04-15T13:06:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts I confused, all of this has already happened
(DIR) Post #AVkXbZS1ScGhAIDSYS by hedgehogerb@ieji.de
2023-05-17T15:11:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts hahahaha
(DIR) Post #AVkXfp913RveznM0a8 by LionelB@fimidi.com
2023-05-17T15:11:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Toddlers are eligible to run for President.
(DIR) Post #AVkXyV1c5A4S6AnRoW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-17T15:15:10Z
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@doot I would like to assume that everyone goes for the audible greeting too, but I have met some monsters who fail to do so. Their silence upsets and confuses me.
(DIR) Post #AVkZCUS56rR8KUPbcW by nlarson830@techhub.social
2023-05-17T15:28:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts @doot Sometimes I say it really high pitched only dogs can hear it š
(DIR) Post #AVkcE45AQDRwzH8WYK by PollyWaugh@universeodon.com
2023-05-17T16:02:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I agree with all but that last oneā¦(Itās kinda moot after the last administration)
(DIR) Post #AVkqnItQkLsMPpLOe8 by Andres@mastodon.hardcoredevs.com
2023-05-17T18:46:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts @hinobara for the airplane one.
(DIR) Post #AX5MGm7v4JhuXoEINM by BackFromTheDud@mas.to
2023-06-26T14:05:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts There's already been a toddler as US President.
(DIR) Post #AX5MNtbxdilvmgg0vY by flargh@mastodon.social
2023-06-26T14:06:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts u had me at mindreading doggos
(DIR) Post #AX5MOMzMPnikteqbvU by hamishtpb@fedi.thepolarbear.co.uk
2023-06-26T14:06:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts A toddler did run for president of the USA by the way, and was in office for a term!
(DIR) Post #AX5MZ0YEB6B4UdEGGW by qotca@mastodon.social
2023-06-26T14:08:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts The lava is in the aisles, for bus kids. It's how you keep 'em in their seats. It works. #Bus15 #CoolBus
(DIR) Post #AX5NcFKFnpT58eniZU by lauxmyth@mastodon.online
2023-06-26T14:20:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts A toddler has in the past. So must be eligible.
(DIR) Post #AX5QGUFjvHPwvU0On2 by skydog@sfba.social
2023-06-26T14:49:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here at Mastodon, we support the highest low quality that is marginally somewhat available. We welcome you with dangling arms.
(DIR) Post #AX5f5vCYt1FUdJwHc8 by Mickrob9777@sfba.social
2023-06-26T17:36:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, if youād of added that the earth is without a doubt flat then Iād of been one of your followers. Not good to forget the important stuff
(DIR) Post #AX5ghtGmcLMvbFaAgy by Kizu@aethy.com
2023-06-26T17:54:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts if my niece becomes a president, life will be infinitely better for everyone, the most well-paying job will be to pretend to be a Disney Princess and make smoothies
(DIR) Post #AYWTylb6IJtxINC2rI by philip_cardella@historians.social
2023-08-08T14:00:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts listen, all of this is fine but given the 45th President was a toddler I'm not sure we should do that again.
(DIR) Post #AYWVdDoWuAtILSKSfY by Thebratdragon@mastodon.scot
2023-08-08T14:19:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts not the last one, tried that, got trump.
(DIR) Post #AYWqiEWfmdBb2SCvoW by Kabuku@pnw.zone
2023-08-08T18:15:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can agree to everything except the last point. One toddler running the country was enough.
(DIR) Post #AYWt8Uos1j990eN0Yy by kiwired@mastodon.nz
2023-08-08T18:42:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Bumbleboeing 747 flies anyway.
(DIR) Post #AYYd6nQ6go0DAVsHQm by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-08-09T14:52:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Airplanes don't actually carry fuel in their fuel tanks, they carry ghosts. There's no physics involved, it's just ghosts. They tell people it's physics just to keep people from being afraid of the ghosts.
(DIR) Post #AYYdK2Hejo4B23Eck4 by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-08-09T14:54:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts The rest of the world would be happy if you just stopped electing sociopaths and sexual predators like Trumplestiltskin and Biden.
(DIR) Post #AYZ15xGwyGgIKqiuHY by Probertd8@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-09T19:21:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which hunt is this?
(DIR) Post #AYZ1KBlFtmzXKFgYyG by Fidoly@sfba.social
2023-08-09T19:23:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Except the lava lamp thing; lavalamp lava, properly cured produces precious gems.