Post AX1aXnC2UerZRNeQy0 by asbestos@toot.community
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 (DIR) Post #AWDzPPs0wwz05hRWeO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-05-31T20:09:14Z
       
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       Tried to explain to my landlord that I do not pay rent in June due to my religious beliefs (deeply devout believer that landlords are the spawn of Satan) but he gave me the usual "get off my lawn or I will call the police" spiel, so please support me on Patreon in light of this gross injustice.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWDzihus4xuVYtyh9M by Fidoly@sfba.social
       2023-05-31T20:12:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Did you try singing, "Rock of Ages" for him?  Maybe when the cops show up that will work...
       
 (DIR) Post #AWE5X4sFUqdH0vaaY4 by Montaagge@kolektiva.social
       2023-05-31T21:17:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I told them it was because of "Republican obstruction in congress" but they wont get back to me on that
       
 (DIR) Post #AWE5tn1U24d0JIjqQC by chapulin_enojado@c.im
       2023-05-31T21:21:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That worked for Henry VIII when he needed a divorce, but Pope Clement VII wouldn't play ball.The Patreon part, I mean. Not the whole, "Church of England" thingy.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWEIvYknM37w2S6gXA by Woodswalked@mstdn.party
       2023-05-31T23:47:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Just like an Onion article.  My eyes became saucers in disbelief.  Then disbelief became scrutiny.  Now I know it to be true.
       
 (DIR) Post #AX1aXnC2UerZRNeQy0 by asbestos@toot.community
       2023-06-24T18:26:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Religious freedom!!!!!