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(DIR) Post #AX05x5y6X7UxAol6FU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-24T01:08:44Z
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It's one of life's many mysteries.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AX05zop4jjh0rkpm8e by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-06-24T01:09:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes we do. It moth farts.
(DIR) Post #AX067EACv0KHUDFdIm by djohngo@mastodon.social
2023-06-24T01:10:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sauerkraut.
(DIR) Post #AX06aVyHmxpF77dkqO by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-06-24T01:15:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Except the Wind Wizard
(DIR) Post #AX06hOqweYfZ40UQBU by An0n@metalhead.club
2023-06-24T01:17:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wrong again, it's trees sneezing#CalvinAndHobbes
(DIR) Post #AX06qJiv5rphlFzJx2 by jstritch@mindly.social
2023-06-24T01:18:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Wicked Witch of the West took the secret to her grave (puddle of melted witch).
(DIR) Post #AX07BzJXei78pkS1zM by imalcolm@mastodon.social
2023-06-24T01:22:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts <Kramer>Oh I know, Jerry. I know...</Kramer>
(DIR) Post #AX08I3FC3c5OiIs95s by nosmaharba@mastodon.world
2023-06-24T01:34:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts not true. humans invented wind in the 5th century by sucking so much
(DIR) Post #AX097nBZ0XJty1qXom by BigMcLargeHuge@mstdn.social
2023-06-24T01:44:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don’t know. No matter how much I blame the cats my wife always seems to know the source.
(DIR) Post #AX0AYxzh1u3lGJodQu by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-06-24T02:00:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought it was caused by butterflies flapping their wings in Africa.
(DIR) Post #AX0CdNRcXzgbGJ6qjA by mazigazi@mindly.social
2023-06-24T02:23:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts very deeply poetic
(DIR) Post #AX0Eg5LuTB11vYrDVo by jeffc@mastodon.online
2023-06-24T02:46:31Z
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@lowqualityfactsA maze of dead ends led me to a beat-up door in a dark alley. I knocked. She opened."Somebody said you'd come.""I asked Around. You know things.""That happens when you're a Nobody.""So where's it come from?"A glint of fear. "Beat it!" And a slammed door.Nobody knows, alright, but she's not talking.
(DIR) Post #AX0F9h4LJpsnIkl720 by franskeijer@berlin.social
2023-06-24T02:51:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Es ist komplex.https://youtu.be/58noSQCbzI0
(DIR) Post #AX0FEEQNFLTFuSEAsq by SarcastiCarrie@mas.to
2023-06-24T02:52:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts uhhh, wind farms, duh
(DIR) Post #AX0FtdSF5dERPbqPgW by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-06-24T03:00:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mostly it comes from the 8 quart vat of chili. But it takes about 12-18 hours to arrive.
(DIR) Post #AX0GKUoTKJKMQi3Azg by cwwilkie@zirk.us
2023-06-24T03:05:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is actually true.
(DIR) Post #AX0ITZRNgsSNIRhk1o by homain@discuss.systems
2023-06-24T03:29:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts wind comes from somewhere else
(DIR) Post #AX0J9FKIrgA94mGZkG by WateryCryptid@birds.town
2023-06-24T03:36:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's the trees wiggling, duh.
(DIR) Post #AX0PXnb3hS8W2RC7Fo by canusfeminacanis@mastodon.nz
2023-06-24T04:48:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some internists think they might have an idea....
(DIR) Post #AX0V9ch3BbTUzsqu48 by kovarchi@mastodon.online
2023-06-24T05:51:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts it’s the Butt isn’t it?
(DIR) Post #AX0wUuVaqHe15rrtr6 by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-06-24T10:57:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, just ask nobody.
(DIR) Post #AX1183J4SsrJUTvmVs by twentyninedollars@sfba.social
2023-06-24T11:49:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Old wise women know, and have shared stories with discerning children for ages. The source: France.And wind has been exported globally since December 1977 ever since. In 2007, Yoplait began to bottle wind and sell it in smaller quantities to poor countries, like Guatemala and Canada. Ever since, unwashed Canadians have set sail to illegally cross the US border seeking good tasting artificially flavored maple syrup and Aunt Jemima, because "Canadian maple syrup tastes like liquid butt," according to the CBC.Next year, the UN will outlaw wind exports and finally the caravans of violent, untanned Canadians crossing the border will stop, and pancake inflation will subside."Those fucking Canadians," mused the Dalai Lama yesterday while eating 5 lbs of fried chicken on waffles covered by his last remaining bottle of Aunt Jemima. "I swear, if I hear one more song by Rush, I'm gonna beat up a hockey player" said the spiritual leader, while caressing a Glock 17 handgun.
(DIR) Post #AX1GA4XwKCaXEAJ5l2 by finner@appdot.net
2023-06-24T14:37:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wind comes out of the earth at the north pole and goes back in at the south pole.Right?
(DIR) Post #AX3UStYfBsl2KAR1NY by writeblankspace@fosstodon.org
2023-06-25T16:27:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wrong. Everyone knows clouds have mouths and they blow to make wind. There is visual evidence for this:
(DIR) Post #AX4VQ1zg9KBen5u58C by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-26T04:12:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts I talk to the windMy words are all carried awayI talk to the windThe wind does not hearThe wind cannot hear
(DIR) Post #AXlgv5qrxlB8co9kB6 by TeaganArtist@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-17T00:14:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts it wasn't me.
(DIR) Post #AXlh99F69X5nCBBtMu by Willow@stranger.social
2023-07-17T00:16:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts It was the dog. It's always the dog.
(DIR) Post #AXlhGEMNWalJ5syPAG by AaronDavid@mastodon.world
2023-07-17T00:18:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts In Bolton it's mainly Carrs pasties and curry
(DIR) Post #AXli3HLTDJwcXgw7Rg by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-07-17T00:27:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts you say like it's obvious where it's going
(DIR) Post #AXljQw8Jpc7zesd6nY by CAman@connectop.us
2023-07-17T00:42:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts if you break wind, you’ll know exactly it’s point of origin.
(DIR) Post #AXlkivzHDE2YNAXvKC by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-07-17T00:56:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts I blame the dog.
(DIR) Post #AXlku5MYh8FAdTkm36 by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-07-17T00:59:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Beans for me, cucumber too
(DIR) Post #AXloG98PeRsmZELcy8 by sheilasmall@mastodon.world
2023-07-17T01:36:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wind is just hot air spewed by members of the so-called freedom caucus.
(DIR) Post #AXloyKw58W4xuReT9k by WastelandWandrr@freeradical.zone
2023-07-17T01:44:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts My med! It says so un the side effects! 🤭
(DIR) Post #AXloziES0UHIS1tq5Y by WastelandWandrr@freeradical.zone
2023-07-17T01:44:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts My med! It says so in the side effects! 🤭
(DIR) Post #AXm0o8e5AwbmLV8VWq by kiwired@mastodon.nz
2023-07-17T03:57:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXm7iMvRrw2qZnSGf2 by antars@digitalcourage.social
2023-07-17T05:14:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts i think it's from beans, peas and lentils.
(DIR) Post #AXmPYZqCnErEubU0yO by seismic007@woof.group
2023-07-17T08:34:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Years ago, I read (in the original runic language) from a stone tablet that the source of wind was beans. The tablet was subsequently destroyed, so this toot (ahem) may just be the sound of two cheeks clapping.
(DIR) Post #AXnLZiD8xCyYVBSRwO by cosmoxi@mstdn.social
2023-07-17T19:24:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts It truly is.