Post AWxdnuJxHcaVPUtEfI by aja@mathstodon.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #AWxdnTlg0Rif3eeUcq by cstross@wandering.shop
       2023-06-22T15:43:09Z
       
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       @goodthinking @pluralistic Personally I'm waiting for some dipshit to patent an Internet of Things toilet paper dispenser for public toilets that demands your email address and persmission to spam you with ads before it'll pass you a sheet of paper. (Reset via a switch hidden in the cubicle door latch.)
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxdnqEUTzq8jOIoam by perigrin@ack.nerdfight.online
       2023-06-22T15:51:41.638178Z
       
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       @cstross @goodthinking @pluralistic Cubical latch was getting gamified, they moved it to a sensor under the seat.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxdntZs2xiz6ZKQpk by cstross@wandering.shop
       2023-06-22T15:56:31Z
       
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       @perigrin @goodthinking @pluralistic Next firmware upgrade won't need your email address more than once, they're rolling out ringpiece identification so the toilet seat recognizes you by your sphincter.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxdnuJxHcaVPUtEfI by aja@mathstodon.xyz
       2023-06-22T16:41:48Z
       
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       @cstross @perigrin @goodthinking @pluralistic
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxdnuqZKMfx2e9HV2 by mvilain@sfba.social
       2023-06-22T17:37:23Z
       
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       @aja @cstross @perigrin @goodthinking @pluralistic Now maybe you can catch this graffiti artist in the act.