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(DIR) Post #AWwvIgUaFf6JYsA9U8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-22T12:25:14Z
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Yet they seem so sturdy.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWwvZCiUD6fG8WXiK0 by BackFromTheDud@mas.to
2023-06-22T12:26:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is "Cow" a new term for Kier #Starmer?
(DIR) Post #AWwviNF4RiDzO49ky8 by PaxAsteriae@writing.exchange
2023-06-22T12:28:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, they make no secret of it...I wonder how they stay upright. Inflatable?
(DIR) Post #AWwvr1KxG3Pg3X21YW by mrloebl@dads.cool
2023-06-22T12:30:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Liquid Bovine™️
(DIR) Post #AWww79MdBIw7aJVU0G by missingbrighton@mstdn.social
2023-06-22T12:34:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yet the office downstairs has lots of cow bones in.(Don't ask).
(DIR) Post #AWwwAl8tB92bcYnfgO by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-06-22T12:32:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts neither do "ribbed" condoms...
(DIR) Post #AWwwPtj9XhOMaeysQy by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-06-22T12:35:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts And a cow with no legs is "ground beef"
(DIR) Post #AWwwkCRzdik2S1dRyq by rayhindle@noc.social
2023-06-22T12:39:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's only because the dogs have got them all!
(DIR) Post #AWwwyhsJbIxzxzrfJw by SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf
2023-06-22T12:42:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts In fairness, that would explain the below video by @cyriak 👇https://youtu.be/FavUpD_IjVYForewarning: it's a pretty surreal animation.
(DIR) Post #AWwxDALMYIacJYLVzc by sinboy@wandering.shop
2023-06-22T12:46:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's because they're inflatable
(DIR) Post #AWwxub474pvPdtzGUK by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-06-22T12:54:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts They walk on their seven stomachs.
(DIR) Post #AWwy4ctJ8yraCViQ08 by PollyWaugh@universeodon.com
2023-06-22T12:54:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts They use their cud instead
(DIR) Post #AWx2T4YSLH7AlTsHhI by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-06-22T13:44:02Z
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@lowqualityfactsThey have to add them to make a t-bone steak (the t stands for tampered)
(DIR) Post #AWx4zXAnftMAhMPsA4 by frankboon@mas.to
2023-06-22T14:09:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts chickens have no spines#cowandchicken
(DIR) Post #AWxA6TzaOnfOdBItQO by Island_Martha@epicure.social
2023-06-22T15:11:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts There's so much calcium in their milk they don't need bones
(DIR) Post #AWxANFn8RzenVjTdPE by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-22T15:14:05Z
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@lowqualityfactsCan confirm: it’s just cartilage. Thick, bony cartilage with denticles.This is probably why cows are nicknamed “land sharks”.
(DIR) Post #AWxvxu84eI9Wt2FVTs by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-06-23T00:07:29Z
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@missingbrighton Maybe they lie about what they extract those from 😱 @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWxw8T1fl5Do0rI8wK by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-06-23T00:09:22Z
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@rayhindle In addition to each one of them having its day 🐶@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXhlNniO62sfxOIFvc by CraigKendrickNZ@mastodon.nz
2023-07-15T02:45:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts udderly none. 😁
(DIR) Post #AXhlmOh2GQvZaoOD2m by KayVay@mastodon.social
2023-07-15T02:50:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, they do!!! They have milkbones! 😁
(DIR) Post #AXhnGxrQB0FTIwO2VM by ottaross@mastodon.social
2023-07-15T03:06:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts they're just flexing the whole time.
(DIR) Post #AXhoOviC9KQquXQvOC by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-15T03:19:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Of course they have bones, where do you think cowlcium comes from?
(DIR) Post #AXhoTtIIZ8j2rPgamm by faktoider@mastodon.nu
2023-07-15T03:20:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gary Larson, The Far Side …
(DIR) Post #AXhx3I1pOZ57LEN9ns by laemmerbiss@digitalcourage.social
2023-07-15T04:56:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts That makes me suffocate, I'm brothless.
(DIR) Post #AXhzWnXRWMCnNFMHs8 by phaysis@mastodon.coffee
2023-07-15T05:24:04Z
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@lowqualityfactsBarbecue restaurants have to *add* bones by inserting artificial "Ribbz" inside chest meat. It's the only way to make that meat edible. Fact.
(DIR) Post #AXifs89gG9sTTJ6Ac4 by ianRobinson@mastodon.social
2023-07-15T13:18:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts All that grass chewing is to produce methane gas to fill long balloons that take the place of bones. It's why they are so nervous near a fire.