Post AWpWQJEikZTs0bcFuK by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
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 (DIR) Post #AWpQVJdo4dWCzELzxg by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-06-18T21:29:08Z
       
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       #Tamsynmuir, the chaos author who owns my whole heart (and by "owns my heart" I mean she keeps it with a diced dozen other amputated organs in a greasy bait box) just pub'd a western post-sapphic horromance short novl. She ever "here kitty kittied" me, I'd run across rattlesnakes to lick cold human slurry from her gloved finger tips without a second's hesitation. Call me a ditsy fan-ghoul. Don't care. I'm way past feeling. She has my whole heart, din'tja ya read what I said? #Undercover #tazmuir
       
 (DIR) Post #AWpQVKaIZAJ3udii8G by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-06-18T21:37:14Z
       
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       @j3b You just can't post this and not post a link to this Tamsyn Muir novel, come on!!Also: I will fight you for the right to worship that particular author.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWpQlvlu4a0Fsc40a8 by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-06-18T21:40:15Z
       
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       @ParadeGrotesque this is why one ought to be careful who they worship. But it's too late. So be it. Let us duel. You name the time, I'll name the place. Our deaths will make suitable, is paltry offerings to our Lady.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWpRpGVJXwlb0GSSe0 by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-06-18T21:52:04Z
       
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       @j3b Oh, it's ON like DONKEY-KONG!!The time will be December 31st 2024 at 23:00 GMT precisely.Pick. The. Place.I offer this simple rule to you: everything lower than Tactical nukes, 30KT yield and/or equivalent thermobaric weapon is fair game.Low Orbit directed energy weapons are OK, provided the guidance and targeting systems guarantees a precision of +/- 3m to minimize collateral damage.May your sacrifice please Our Lady, indeed.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWpUpteGJCD4GmdUY4 by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-06-18T22:25:47Z
       
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       @ParadeGrotesque tactical kilo ton atomic bomb thingies? Omg who is this? J.G.?? Could you be any more cringe even??? Jk I know it's not you. Jod is too precious to fight a bitch. Let's just meet outside your house. Bring whatever you want. As for me imma make do with a long cooking knife and my acute idiopathic paraprandial syndrome. Hope you're hungry hot cakes. 🫦
       
 (DIR) Post #AWpWQJEikZTs0bcFuK by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-06-18T22:43:35Z
       
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       @j3b Low Tech and Old School? I like it!Bring your knife, I will bring my dim mak techniques.I await our meeting impatiently.Until then.