Post AWmv2JFMyToUTGgzhI by PacMan@masto.ai
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(DIR) Post #ARciW7aRFgykZOGCuW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-12T18:57:49Z
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Since there are no ads on Mastodon, I am offering to advertise for any companies on here. My only requirements are:1. I get to write the ad.2. The ad will in no way accurately portray your company and might state that you were responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.3. For each post you must pay me $10,000 and write me a handwritten note that says I am your best friend.4. You must put out an official statement stating that you take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis.
(DIR) Post #ASJoGMVdxBEEkl1Fbc by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
2023-02-04T00:04:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Would you accept just the hand-written note? I don't care if you blame me for the Cuban Missile Crisis, I've been blamed for worse.
(DIR) Post #ASJoNEPgS9aDfdVVSa by VirginiaSOpossum@ohai.social
2023-02-04T00:05:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now, *that's* hosting!
(DIR) Post #ASJoXsXI8HpT0M8twu by CrystalFishCaves@mstdn.party
2023-02-04T00:07:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts will you take a check?
(DIR) Post #ASJoa7kCYlkOkeFfs0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-04T00:07:52Z
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@CrystalFishCaves I will take almost anything.
(DIR) Post #ASJpk93kclPTgGjpjs by pickle@19marbles.org
2023-02-04T00:20:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Huague already dismissed my culpability on point #4. Sorry. Sounds like a good deal otherwise tho.
(DIR) Post #ASJrcJs6jyzco1gk7M by kone@kolektiva.social
2023-02-04T00:41:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASJrwUHrj4KCttLxoG by pickle@19marbles.org
2023-02-04T00:45:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seem ligit to this lizard. Want to know more! Like, what is "ad"?
(DIR) Post #ASK2SMcWlVKfvlr9A8 by dcarchibald@mstdn.social
2023-02-04T02:43:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Deal
(DIR) Post #ASK6YMmdTIbVzThaHw by jasonsgroovemachine@mas.to
2023-02-04T03:29:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts so you're going the Don Hertzfeld route?
(DIR) Post #ASK8poUntHJwlooB4i by johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk
2023-02-04T03:54:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Take my money!!
(DIR) Post #ASKWSFKsqXBZxlSncO by allenstenhaus@oddballs.vip
2023-02-04T08:19:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can pay you in 10,000 pretend dollars. I'm on board with the rest, though. Seems fair. 🙂
(DIR) Post #ASLTRMIZMtrwYzE53I by LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com
2023-02-04T19:20:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Let's do this.
(DIR) Post #ASLTXuoVxEezLdIKDA by the_Effekt@universeodon.com
2023-02-04T19:21:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was wondering where you went. Seems you were creating a highly effective business model.I'd copyright it just in case so Musk doesn't get his hands on it.
(DIR) Post #ASLaPwAPjrJuuJgGtE by es@sfba.social
2023-02-04T20:38:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts awesome, can you create an ad for my Cuban Missile company? We’re looking for some marketing help.
(DIR) Post #ASO1axGD6ES0Ywn24e by yongsagisa@home.social
2023-02-06T00:52:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Reminds me of Conan O'Brien's highly recommended ad reads. 😁 https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/conan-obrien-needs-a-friend/episodes/oops-all-ads#TeamCoco #ConanOBrien #SonaMovsesian #MattGourley #ConanOBrienNeedsAFriend
(DIR) Post #ASQbt9f3iYZQtxJIMi by ohthatguy@mstdn.social
2023-02-07T06:48:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ATnLZ5MYcO5fQEqXJY by seanb@mstdn.ca
2023-03-20T03:56:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn, you took my idea 😂
(DIR) Post #ATnLrkZK9cluQsiZLU by Jain@blob.cat
2023-03-20T03:59:33.933656Z
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@lowqualityfacts :blobcatgoogly: strange requirements... I thought you might be a good partner for an ad about my blobcat sending business :blobcatbox:
(DIR) Post #ATnLwb9sZMGch87zyS by MisterMadge@universeodon.com
2023-03-20T04:00:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want to take an ad out on behalf of JFK (International Airport).
(DIR) Post #ATnMgD1UdTuJA3xEWm by mikolsic@social.vivaldi.net
2023-03-20T04:08:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts this all seems very fair and balanced
(DIR) Post #ATnNebwL7lzxoZLUvo by GuerillaGrue@hachyderm.io
2023-03-20T04:19:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmmm. Not really looking to advertise my business, but can I get a boost and a favorite for half a pack of Camels I found in my grandma's dresser and case of Tab?
(DIR) Post #ATnOFDcIWKlF5lQXqa by LeftistLawyer@kolektiva.social
2023-03-20T04:26:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts ^^^This is my kind of #CapitalistPropaganda^^^
(DIR) Post #ATnOUo4jFbU2Vg9tHE by NaraMoore@toot.community
2023-03-20T04:28:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Looks like you have a lot of advertisers. I will get back to you when my Nigerian Princess repays the loan I made her.
(DIR) Post #ATnSOckwozErU3DIUi by jimbreeds@mastodonapp.uk
2023-03-20T05:12:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts You're on. "Cuban Missile Crisis" is a rum based cocktail, right?
(DIR) Post #ATnWBkZeqKCTma37pY by VagabondTabby@fiedlerfamily.net
2023-03-20T05:55:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts okay how bout a handwritten note & a bar of soap? cos this is gonna be HILARIOUS
(DIR) Post #ATnuDDOJaL6ALXyWcy by Kmooremusic@mastodon.social
2023-03-20T10:24:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts counteroffer- $6 in Bitcoin and a ChatGPT LinkedIn recommendation.
(DIR) Post #ATnvKW1smrMC8JWmjg by mamiofwind@kolektiva.social
2023-03-20T10:36:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts why are u so hung up on Cuban Missile crisis? it was over 60 years ago, get over it already
(DIR) Post #ATo4eycn4ydoCOcfR2 by welsh_exile@mstdn.social
2023-03-20T12:21:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂😂sign me up then!
(DIR) Post #AULZskdTI5FnaIShaS by Tweetfiction@mastodon.world
2023-01-12T19:00:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts What if one of the main goals of my company IS to take responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis?
(DIR) Post #AULZslHsrpa1bdMyZs by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-12T19:02:54Z
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@Tweetfiction Then we are a perfect match.
(DIR) Post #AULZslpupInnJBI9ce by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-04-05T16:16:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Tweetfiction This violates your second law of adbotics, creating a paradox in your adgorithm.
(DIR) Post #AULZuBn7oOrG60fAUS by Icenijay@mas.to
2023-04-05T16:17:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've got a mate called Elon who's looking to advertise!! I think he runs a bird sanctuary, or something like that... 🤔
(DIR) Post #AULb2hH2kCxg0ZHHTE by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-05T16:29:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts errr do you have a lower tier plan, say one for $1 , I’ll admit to Armageddon if that’s the small print ? 😜
(DIR) Post #AULbrpJ6dWAbgwcgnA by deathlyducky@home.social
2023-04-05T16:38:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want my ad! Where do I send the leftover missiles?
(DIR) Post #AULeXJC6casoAMFyKG by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
2023-04-05T17:08:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Put me down for 7 1/2.
(DIR) Post #AULmsUftvoB7UFo20O by jorsh@lor.sh
2023-04-05T18:42:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am so in love with you,It just keeps getting better.🤣
(DIR) Post #AULsALIg1YY5OaH0Ou by crlamke@mastodon.social
2023-04-05T19:41:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I l love this. I hope others try to one up you and this becomes a long running gag.
(DIR) Post #AVQ4F4NCusLEgpHEQK by ferrisffalcis@kolektiva.social
2023-05-07T18:07:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts no!! don't t ake the responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis away from me. it's all i have
(DIR) Post #AVQ4IRwXjxn6ewPu1A by astatide@tech.lgbt
2023-05-07T18:08:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts my company exists solely to solicit donations for advertising my company. Do you accept a post dated check?
(DIR) Post #AVQ4NiPXwOh7BIUfU8 by Gartenberg@mastodon.social
2023-05-07T18:09:24Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe same for half I have no problem under cutting you@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVQ4mJdRC6vzZzinMO by shelenn@nerdica.net
2023-01-12T19:13:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts George Santos, is that you?
(DIR) Post #AVQ4mKF0wOzZSXInvk by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-12T19:15:57Z
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@shelenn It's only a matter of time until he claims to run this account.
(DIR) Post #AVQ4mKrecjttONNf9s by davidaugust@mastodon.online
2023-01-12T19:20:00Z
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@shelenn @lowqualityfacts can we start moving that person’s name to becoming a verb? Like:“Who’s that who was just fired?”“Oh that? That’s Chris, Chris lied on their whole resume, so HR had to kick them out.”Becomes:“Who’s that who was just fired?”“Oh that? That’s Chris, Chris santosed, so HR had to kick them out.”
(DIR) Post #AVQ4mLPKbWq54p8YeO by shelenn@nerdica.net
2023-01-12T19:24:11Z
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@davidaugust but that would disparage all of the honest and good people with that common surname so no. Maybe“Who’s that who was just fired?”“Oh that? That’s Chris, Chris georged, so HR had to kick them out.”
(DIR) Post #AVQ4mM7dwmHhIFrwie by davidaugust@mastodon.online
2023-01-12T19:27:13Z
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@shelenn maybe, but then every George is on the hook for it. Can we coin the verb “to georgesantos” somehow? I feel like German might allow such a thing.
(DIR) Post #AVQ4mN0EfnxA1ZPXoO by RyunoKi@layer8.space
2023-04-05T17:29:48Z
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@davidaugustWe usually go with the surname.(Yes, there have been cases when that happened. Usually with politicians)@shelenn
(DIR) Post #AVQ4mNuFJYkwpHcH7A by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2023-05-07T18:13:48Z
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@RyunoKi @davidaugust @shelenn To streisand oneself is a verb.
(DIR) Post #AVQ5YJhaFUXPgeY7zk by gorfram@libretooth.gr
2023-05-07T18:22:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts ON SALE NOW!!!We have the lowest prices on high quality Cuban Missile Crises in town! Get your brand new full-flavored & freshly antiqued Cuban Missile Crises while supplies last!Missile Crises ‘R’ Us - bringing you the best in retail international brinksmanship since 1962GET ‘EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT!
(DIR) Post #AVQ6AnvwITjyS7cHdA by deembe@musicians.today
2023-05-07T18:29:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts :maracas: Would the ad be in Technicolor?
(DIR) Post #AVQ6on8OgfgTYdVjii by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-07T18:36:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can't wait to see what you do for Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausage!
(DIR) Post #AVQ6zL5VIvxtl3Bf0a by impergatox@troet.cafe
2023-05-07T18:38:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts We at TotallyTrustworthy, leading producer of counterfeit money, believe in the power of ads. That's why we will gladly pay you 10,000 of our best dollars for your work.
(DIR) Post #AVQ8gQTBGp0Gr7N3vE by meercat0@mastodon.social
2023-05-07T18:57:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am your best friend but do not have $10,000.
(DIR) Post #AVQAkyZSclf3gZbcDw by brad@twit.social
2023-05-07T19:20:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was in until I saw the best friend part. I just can't take the risk that Jerry would see this and think he wasn't my best friend any more. Jerry is a fragile sort. I'll have to find another way to spend this $10k.
(DIR) Post #AVQDUrduumkZQZhP16 by derekbrauders@mas.to
2023-05-07T19:51:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can we open negotiations about No 4 please. Everything else is fine....
(DIR) Post #AVQnqug5uL5fYsWxDE by Forbearance@mastodon.xyz
2023-05-08T02:38:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis
(DIR) Post #AW9LavVjLouDipCc3U by Eddoliveira@mstdn.social
2023-05-29T14:24:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts wayyy better than the ad strategy of that other company
(DIR) Post #AWHfJboeOywax3f9ge by josevnz@fosstodon.org
2023-06-02T14:38:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts You are pushing it about us be friends. How dare you! 😂
(DIR) Post #AWmtGEW3A2rPwb0ReK by BetoOnSecurity@infosec.exchange
2023-06-17T16:15:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I got $10 and wasn't born during the Cuban missle crisis. Can you advertise for Wolf brand chili?
(DIR) Post #AWmtoKjGZDXB3lRqkK by jason0x21@triangletoot.party
2023-06-17T16:21:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dole has entered the chat.
(DIR) Post #AWmu6TsNIWH8dnMVdI by Sarklor@tabletop.social
2023-06-17T16:24:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn, the only hurdle is that I don't have ten thousand dollars
(DIR) Post #AWmu9ExbD73lFW7b16 by mjjzf@mstdn.io
2023-06-17T16:25:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, that only sounds fair
(DIR) Post #AWmuk8z8OBmFQqR840 by binaryequation@freeradical.zone
2023-06-17T16:31:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am having flashbacks of Bill Burr and Sherri's Berries.
(DIR) Post #AWmv2JFMyToUTGgzhI by PacMan@masto.ai
2023-06-17T16:35:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts This post has been approved by the good fairy, Fairy Nuff.Any argument to the contrary is an admission of guilt.And probably several other things as well.
(DIR) Post #AWmvGK9OPaNRKNZzWq by saraislet@infosec.exchange
2023-06-17T16:37:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do you advertise individuals as well?
(DIR) Post #AWmwB2T8p7JsznrPSC by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-17T16:47:56Z
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@saraislet Oh definitely.
(DIR) Post #AWmwH9Txf4AeU69uqm by drinkswriter@epicure.social
2023-06-17T16:48:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts ngl, almost tempted
(DIR) Post #AWmxat2ua3qnFoTsIq by stumblewyk@jawns.club
2023-06-17T17:03:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'll agree to let you write the ad, but only for exposure. No cash.
(DIR) Post #AWmyhxQMngtyoYO4Lw by saraislet@infosec.exchange
2023-06-17T17:16:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis
(DIR) Post #AWn2KkPtOcdzd0Lz3Q by ChemicalEyeGuy@mstdn.science
2023-06-17T17:56:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is your name #ElonMusk ? 😂
(DIR) Post #AWn2UBLWdrkPkroFxw by IOU1Username@mastodon.online
2023-06-17T17:58:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts - I dont know if I can be best friends with someone who's friends with someone responsible for the Cuban Missle Crisis.
(DIR) Post #AYDzPuviKp6fqgel4i by Jam_Deer@furry.engineer
2023-07-30T15:53:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Amtrak should get in on this hot deal
(DIR) Post #AYE0JHrqkqqOuqFeAi by gon@mastodon.world
2023-07-30T16:03:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYE0QSSNmZsrmil5l2 by markusl@fosstodon.org
2023-07-30T16:04:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts You've reminded me of this fine documentary about the difficulties of photographing a topless calendar in Cuba. It's called "The Cuban Nipple Crisis".https://www.worldcat.org/title/cuban-nipple-crisis/oclc/779040839
(DIR) Post #AYE0U8KSYj1IWAnz3w by JanineFromPgh@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T16:05:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialWill i need a note from my mom?
(DIR) Post #AYE1oBur23jrO9xNXk by SNerd@lor.sh
2023-07-30T16:20:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have an NFT worth $15,000. Do you have change? Cash only.
(DIR) Post #AYE20Y3sWO6JXy4OxM by Cerhn@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T16:22:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts what Cuban missile crisis?
(DIR) Post #AYE2w5xBBUmlAQNQsS by ZILtoid1991@mastodon.world
2023-07-30T16:33:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts can you advertise my own game engine? I can't give you any money, the engine's budget is $6 per month from my Patreon.
(DIR) Post #AYE3X9PzGXfMcwWNBQ by wolfger@penguicon.social
2023-07-30T16:39:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is the $10,000 negotiable? Because I'm good with the rest of that, but my advertising budget is approximately $0.
(DIR) Post #AYE4YjhfwY5BPL7A2a by RussStevens@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T16:51:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just lack the cash
(DIR) Post #AYE76BCKwLQM93WyUy by krupo@infosec.exchange
2023-07-30T17:19:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want in on this action.
(DIR) Post #AYE7bfCVRNP6Aqcflg by JamieGC@tsukihi.me
2023-07-30T17:25:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts #2 and #4 sound very Robert Evansesque.
(DIR) Post #AYEEexVkWEGxVi8rqq by wattdefalk@dobbs.town
2023-07-30T18:44:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts You were listening to marketing advice from J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, weren't you? That farkin' "Bob" I wish he was dead oh wait he already is praise "Bob"
(DIR) Post #AYEO6LPydmun3wZjiy by RoboChimera@fosstodon.org
2023-07-30T20:30:09Z
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@lowqualityfactsI like cute otters 🦦@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYFpJdmWZHthhYe7sG by Plonkapple@mastodon.social
2023-07-31T13:09:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts What a steal! :D
(DIR) Post #AZoSQw3cUQrd4hYmBs by garrett@infosec.exchange
2023-09-16T04:00:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts as a result, I am pleased to announce that the CBS network is lovely news and definitely didn’t bankroll an attempted invasion of Haiti.
(DIR) Post #AZoUWtGzxDtU5Mmj8S by tomcrinstam@universeodon.com
2023-09-16T04:13:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts on #3 I offer instead, a half eaten bag of airline peanuts. Note: you'll have to procure the peanuts yourself.
(DIR) Post #AZoYHdGvYztHvpjQPY by cooopsspace@infosec.exchange
2023-09-16T05:05:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts5. You must ruffle my hair and say "I'm proud of you son", in your most dadliest demeanor.
(DIR) Post #AZoavdJJ2XRPXh2tn6 by eumrz@mastodon.social
2023-09-16T05:35:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Take my money!
(DIR) Post #AZofT8YgHV0TpTT7L6 by tsiolkovsky@infosec.exchange
2023-09-16T06:26:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts forget the Cuban missile crisis, I want to know who is responsible for the much more urgent Cuban Heel Crisis?
(DIR) Post #AZomysgvVdDTZ3PRBY by JustBrogrammer@mastodon.social
2023-09-16T07:50:39Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis sounds great and very amenable but can we just be good friends?@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZpMT6X0785XZTuhiy by roo_44@mas.to
2023-09-16T14:28:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Done, Done, Done, Done. 💰 💰💰
(DIR) Post #AZrIXs6x8zdOnNfRw0 by TotusUbertas@bark.lgbt
2023-09-17T12:53:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts ya know Liquid Death might go for this
(DIR) Post #AcU6bTDRpV8n5d7v16 by condret@shitposter.club
2023-12-05T01:57:57.395629Z
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@lowqualityfacts how much would it cost, if you wrote an ad for a free software project?
(DIR) Post #AcUR147rjbOTt2zvlY by fullpwn@mstdn.social
2023-12-05T05:46:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts lowqualityads