Post AWjcyPiIbnVOifKxH6 by VirginiaSOpossum@ohai.social
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(DIR) Post #AVoq5lV9nT4L2A4MTY by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-19T16:57:06Z
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That's a shame.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVoqGfEtQ7j6nTeuye by MargaretSefton@writing.exchange
2023-05-19T16:58:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts lols 😂
(DIR) Post #AVorAIByIPj1XBomlU by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-05-19T17:09:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pair him with one of the Jonas brothers, one of the Olsen twins, and get Ben Affleck to direct the immortal classic sequel.Gigli 2.
(DIR) Post #AVorrjdk7Z4b7AWUQy by DaNanner@mastodon.coffee
2023-05-19T17:16:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts wait, who’s the 3rd one?
(DIR) Post #AVorxb5cp844KlMNn6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-19T17:18:03Z
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@DaNanner Chris, Liam, and Luke are the three that are allowed to roam free.
(DIR) Post #AVotkr6WAfRw94pUrg by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-05-19T17:38:09Z
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@lowqualityfactsHe subsists entirely on fish heads.
(DIR) Post #AVotoqj1WQ0u81kEfw by rina@norden.social
2023-05-19T17:38:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts fourth??? there is also a third???? whad
(DIR) Post #AVott1bszhCJ2tOh0a by cwwilkie@zirk.us
2023-05-19T17:39:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh no, they Baldwin'ed a Hemsworth.
(DIR) Post #AVov6a38MO8zZoAamW by DaNanner@mastodon.coffee
2023-05-19T17:53:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts *googles Luke Hemsworth*
(DIR) Post #AVovJkAo218Mju2F1s by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-05-19T17:55:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts his name is Sloth and he really REALLY loves Baby Ruth candybars.
(DIR) Post #AVowT5Gl4AxqjBpwsC by locutusof@mstdn.social
2023-05-19T18:08:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts shame he's unattractive or shame he's in a cellar?
(DIR) Post #AVp57ajwHHbBY6JQv2 by cinn48@mstdn.social
2023-05-19T19:45:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts They finally let out the fourth Baldwin brother so they had space in the cellar.
(DIR) Post #AVp9N2bXMOFs860MYC by Verso@mastodon.social
2023-05-19T20:33:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts hey @donmelton I told you there was a secret stash of Hemsworths! 😁
(DIR) Post #AVpScA8aLMIY45KtUm by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-05-20T00:08:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts He got all the bad genes in the family, but if they let him die those genes will transfer to his brothers.
(DIR) Post #AVpcNVJW6qKj0ueMfw by Hyounpark@sfba.social
2023-05-20T01:58:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Poor Larry Hemsworth, the pediatric surgeon… https://thegoodplace.fandom.com/wiki/Larry_Hemsworth
(DIR) Post #AVsuYvgruDtGPNsPIW by JoeChip@mstdn.social
2023-05-21T16:06:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts The fourth Hemsworth is a clothier. His motto is "At Hemsworth's you get your hem's worth."
(DIR) Post #AWjQpM1PlYPnDJBwsC by rdp@hachyderm.io
2023-06-16T00:12:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Elon Hemsworth"Look it up.
(DIR) Post #AWjS6nsXY2G8UGvPwO by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-06-16T00:26:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is true, but I recently escaped.
(DIR) Post #AWjSSd9K7Uc5a8BQRc by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-06-16T00:30:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts His name is Larry. He's a pediatric surgeon and actually quite attractive (if you're into that kind of thing) by most conventional standards. The thing about the cellar is just that he studied really hard at school.
(DIR) Post #AWjTSEiT3suNl2zuvw by cynical13@social.vivaldi.net
2023-06-16T00:41:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts But all of them were fooled, because there was another Hemsworth, twisted an cruel. Smeagol Hemsworth didn't get nearly the press.
(DIR) Post #AWjVZoU0gCgUccyZ0q by imalcolm@mastodon.social
2023-06-16T01:05:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Poor ol' Ruprecht Hemsworth...
(DIR) Post #AWjcyPiIbnVOifKxH6 by VirginiaSOpossum@ohai.social
2023-06-16T02:28:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Zeppo.