Post AWhyxnZwCcPT7bcNVY by marq@toot.community
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 (DIR) Post #AWhi6EUFVybpm0Y6BE by KrissyKat@hoosier.social
       2023-06-15T02:33:01Z
       
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       If you want to get the Bible banned from a public school in Florida, file a complaint about 1 Samuel 18:25-27.#bookbans
       
 (DIR) Post #AWhi6FLQKH8yQvQZ3w by renegadejade@hachyderm.io
       2023-06-15T03:34:39Z
       
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       @KrissyKat curiosity would certainly kill the cat in this instance but I want a recording of the meeting/thought process where this particular passage was chosen to go into a (presumed) children’s book.I’m quite certain I would regret the decision.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWhi6G6ZUyrEn9UDYG by KrissyKat@hoosier.social
       2023-06-15T03:52:14Z
       
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       @renegadejade Let's get this meeting about the children's Bible going.Let's teach the kids to produce 100% more than what the boss requires. An added bonus: there's a bag of 200 foreskins since we're really into genitals.Extra credit bonus: Mega death.This will be a perfect lesson for the youths./s
       
 (DIR) Post #AWhi6GnouBS6xHikxk by renegadejade@hachyderm.io
       2023-06-15T04:00:33Z
       
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       @KrissyKat Being raised Catholic, I guess I internalized the service to others, whipping capitalists on the temple stairs, and becoming a lich parts of the Bible.(Still working on the last one)
       
 (DIR) Post #AWhyxnZwCcPT7bcNVY by marq@toot.community
       2023-06-15T04:35:02Z
       
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       @alienskyler @KrissyKat That's an adult book with illustrations of the Holly Bibbel's more disgusting stories, just fyi.