Post AWggvWAP99pkJDdMA4 by jbzfn@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #ASU5p6iyH7fQjY0RCi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-08T23:08:09Z
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Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.
(DIR) Post #ASU5x7DyIfBAbKKCO0 by hybridhavoc@darkfriend.social
2023-02-08T23:09:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think there's at least a chance that your posts have gone into the training of these things.
(DIR) Post #ASU5y9N3nwTdY34MRE by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-02-08T23:09:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ha, I've discovered your secret! You've been a chatbot all along!
(DIR) Post #ASU649rksQ48oyI7vc by Sydney@zirk.us
2023-02-08T23:10:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts LQF doing the work of 2 AIs
(DIR) Post #ASU6DdlN5cL49RpKc4 by LevelUp@corteximplant.com
2023-02-08T23:12:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I prefer a terribly and terrificly crafted low quality analogue fact than whatever the AI chatbots are spewing out.Great flex! :D
(DIR) Post #ASU6RXB0NJQzmHRSbY by andrewfeeney@phpc.social
2023-02-08T23:15:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts You were a feel pioneer.
(DIR) Post #ASU6mQOEnoUAoKaoWO by Ulrich_the_Elder@mastodon.social
2023-02-08T23:18:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Had you been the only one doing so we would not be where we sadly are right now. It appears to have been fairly ubiquitous.
(DIR) Post #ASU6sbpRBcoa1bGRai by GaryGough@mastodon.social
2023-02-08T23:19:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts but the AI chatbots sound so authoritative when they fabricate references.
(DIR) Post #ASU7K96pYfzt3rWwC0 by 0x00string@infosec.exchange
2023-02-08T23:24:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts they're out for your job mate
(DIR) Post #ASU7wOzOxrSJJiIUvg by Lorry@mstdn.social
2023-02-08T23:31:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Brag away! #ChatGPT can't do that yet.
(DIR) Post #ASU8ofBmwyC5CHxtHE by clolsonus@social.makerforums.info
2023-02-08T23:41:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not to brag, but I was drinking coffee out of a yeti cup before it was cool. I mean seriously, you have to leave the lid off for 10 minutes or you'll burn your whole esophagus.
(DIR) Post #ASUDSpWmKYeGf5BvPs by wesdottoday@hachyderm.io
2023-02-09T00:33:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts @anildash I too worked as a sales engineer for a large tech firm…
(DIR) Post #ASUDYLMJPVUEpevOaG by leighelse@mastodon.nz
2023-02-09T00:34:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not everyone's hovercraft is full of eels.
(DIR) Post #ASUENpohvapa44l90K by Lundemo@mstdn.social
2023-02-09T00:44:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts @liam You are still the King
(DIR) Post #ASUF0FI7fA6o4npkv2 by helava@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-09T00:51:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts yeah, but what’s your valuation? Probably not more than a few meager billion.
(DIR) Post #ASUFtvNStBV4X0slVI by Alex_coffee@mindly.social
2023-02-09T01:01:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts trendsetter
(DIR) Post #ASUGp5QADhRSBfOxk0 by YurkshireLad@mastodon.social
2023-02-09T01:11:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I still do at my job, but I didn't have to spend 44B for the privilege!
(DIR) Post #ASUHVckYh5cBiYDz8a by mikej@mastodon.online
2023-02-09T01:19:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts But you're just one person. I now envision a John Henry like competition against the machines.
(DIR) Post #ASUKIaxoK8EEH8tzeq by pinkpineapple@mastodon.nz
2023-02-09T01:50:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why?
(DIR) Post #ASUKYXGPqcABQxCnpI by alice@marrow.haus
2023-02-09T01:53:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts But, I mean, 1000000000000066600000000000001 (Belphegor's prime) really is the awesomest palindromic prime, right?
(DIR) Post #ASUKa2NNerzeDUBB5s by InsufficientC8H11NO2@mastodon.lol
2023-02-09T01:53:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ha.
(DIR) Post #ASUKdmH1T8l3QwzNOS by dangjome579@mindly.social
2023-02-09T01:54:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts ain't that us 😂
(DIR) Post #ASUM68YmInZScGNeoy by MarvClowder@mstdn.jp
2023-02-09T02:10:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts *Organically*
(DIR) Post #ASUO8UfNHXfnfJiXjc by SushiUmbrella@pnw.zone
2023-02-09T02:33:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Handcrafted, artisanal, small-batch nonsense is so much better than anything AI can come up with. I'm becoming a nonsense snob.
(DIR) Post #ASUOFI6CPCHUiQVPUm by menny@mastodon.social
2023-02-09T02:34:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts what do you mean "incorrect information"?!
(DIR) Post #ASUX7UwRfipJojInrc by cat567@mstdn.social
2023-02-09T04:14:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not interested in proprietary chat program
(DIR) Post #ASUYkFw5UrOmWeBE6i by LeftistLawyer@kolektiva.social
2023-02-09T04:32:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://kolektiva.social/@LeftistLawyer/109832858898787979
(DIR) Post #ASUaAOjdVJe7IbNwvo by DrOtto@mastodon.online
2023-02-09T04:48:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can confirm
(DIR) Post #ASUd00Ut45J75qDuZk by alexanderworthington@mastodon.lol
2023-02-09T05:19:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts And we love you for it, Mr. Facts 🥰
(DIR) Post #ASUerU5bs7R0ArSpEW by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-02-09T05:40:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts AI chatbots can simulate low quality, but none can beat you for high quality low quality.
(DIR) Post #ASUmA0U8rbRTXUiZcW by MTnv@mstdn.ca
2023-02-09T07:02:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nice
(DIR) Post #ASUosn0tztAmhIWUS0 by Klingsor@social.vivaldi.net
2023-02-09T07:33:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's actually a high quality fact.
(DIR) Post #ASUpVplLi4FQW8rkpM by MacropodCare@mastodon.au
2023-02-09T07:40:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've often thought we didn't need AI we already had you.What do you suggest we do with batteries that are no longer useful?
(DIR) Post #ASV2gNklUGrcElx8ZE by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-02-09T10:07:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts indeed, who needs ai for this?? Microsoft should just instead pay you $10 billion to "be" Bing ;). Yes, this is a low quality post!
(DIR) Post #ASVAT29DIwjn65XCAS by vigorz@veganism.social
2023-02-09T11:34:49Z
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(DIR) Post #ASVSN1h3sVrH7teStk by sentient_water@mastodon.lol
2023-02-09T14:55:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality facts please write a short article in the style of Kafka explaining your superior content generation & why chatGPT is nothing but a spotlight hogging, gravy train riding, glorified greetings card generator.
(DIR) Post #ASWACoRIhLmj6fDfua by piratero@mastodon.world
2023-02-09T23:06:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts that’s the spirit!
(DIR) Post #ASXOMMujU5w79OOfjM by bhawthorne@infosec.exchange
2023-02-10T13:19:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like my low quality facts to be labeled appropriately.
(DIR) Post #ASXWCSCpkmIGIheAVc by alexanderhay@mastodon.social
2023-02-10T14:47:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, there's proper shite and then there's just crap. People are not going to appreciate the difference soon.
(DIR) Post #ASXep2JYkbG4vVhXX6 by riggbeck@mastodon.social
2023-02-10T16:24:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's a crime that AI is deskilling the underskilled.
(DIR) Post #ASZP7iOTxdKXp8hR6O by amshepherd@mstdn.social
2023-02-11T12:37:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts and yet you still hawk NFT bullshit 🤷🏻♀️
(DIR) Post #ATJKiuPRCgRkOuHBFw by CassOfDunshire@social.stlouist.com
2023-03-05T16:25:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is a high quality fact
(DIR) Post #ATJNfPo4zPtLc11mXw by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-03-05T16:58:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Trump, AfD, LePen, BoJo, Putin, Ji Xin Ping, Kadyrow and others won't like it.
(DIR) Post #ATJWihGJRkQsCmsCMi by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-05T18:39:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts AIs can remix and recombine incorrect nonsense, but will they ever be able to truly create new innovative nonsense?
(DIR) Post #ATgUPlKRH50UA6lVM8 by garyjesionowski@warhammer.social
2023-03-16T20:32:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts True dat!
(DIR) Post #AUFP46WEWSeMcEdRsO by fdrc_md@mastodon.uno
2023-04-02T16:47:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts so did Facebook 🌚
(DIR) Post #AUGGdQkObJEB3izQ5g by nlarson830@techhub.social
2023-04-03T02:47:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts The used car sales industry has honed that blade to an unimaginably sharp edge.
(DIR) Post #AVJw7jLKk7E8rBd94C by frankmseattle@mindly.social
2023-05-04T19:08:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts The internet was already ruined long AI chatbots precisely because it created a situation where everyone was anonymous and no one felt accountable.
(DIR) Post #AVJwFeN56zMvknDySW by ravensrod@mstdn.social
2023-05-04T19:10:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVJyqCMuO7itWlhO9Q by brad@twit.social
2023-05-04T19:39:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts The robots are coming for our jobs! We should build a giant firewall to keep them out and make them pay for it.
(DIR) Post #AVK1KXYSNlh1pbhEA4 by cobaltx@corteximplant.com
2023-05-04T20:06:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts AI was more fun when it was creating nonsensical movie scripts, now it just tells you the earth is flat
(DIR) Post #AVK1KY1scNEFIrSj1U by juzza@mastodon.me.uk
2023-05-04T20:06:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's the information from the Internet that feeds the AI. Garbage in; garbage out!
(DIR) Post #AVKAP1P2FVg39JV8CW by msquebanh@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-04T21:48:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts old toot worthy of retooting
(DIR) Post #AVKB5loW5IdxFjntpY by blueshiftnz@mastodon.nz
2023-05-04T21:56:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Handmade, artisanal bullshit. Lovingly crafted with that human touch.
(DIR) Post #AVKCixYUSnj0usYgts by DopeGhoti@infosec.exchange
2023-05-04T22:14:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts You're slipping out of your lane: that was a higher-than-low-quality fact.
(DIR) Post #AWgfucAvDqw4hRshVo by drinkswriter@epicure.social
2023-06-14T16:15:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts so what you’re saying is that this is the real deal, quality hand-crafted shite with that irreplaceable human touch
(DIR) Post #AWggu1mSdW13mJiw4G by cadeybunny@mstdn.games
2023-06-14T16:28:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts excuse me I believe this is a high quality fact
(DIR) Post #AWggvWAP99pkJDdMA4 by jbzfn@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T16:28:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts low quality facts > high quality lies
(DIR) Post #AWghKFG59IFz6l52LQ by mois@mstdn.mx
2023-06-14T16:33:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts TV became dumber and we had to look for other sources of information.Now search engines are dumber -mostly for profit but also with a purpose- and we have to scramble to look for things again.Wonder if the Yahoo! Directories are still around.
(DIR) Post #AWgq6bxcqQkN3F1MtE by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-14T18:11:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts While I don't want A.I. to take over, I'm glad it is there to "separate" those that want human connections and those that can be satisfied without.💡 Humans ruin the internet by following the inhuman.
(DIR) Post #AWgqDDOiZGRGthqHOy by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-14T18:12:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts While I don't want A.I. to take over, I'm glad it is there to "separate" those that want human connections from those that can be satisfied without.💡 Humans ruin the internet by following the inhuman.
(DIR) Post #AWgqeDh1ZtkBdFHXLU by RealGene@mastodon.online
2023-06-14T18:17:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I consider yours to be superior *artisanal* low-quality facts, even though the FDA has determined there is no difference…
(DIR) Post #AWgxaLULLtG8KWRy1g by dopeyeyes@mstdn.social
2023-06-14T19:34:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry, have to fact check you here. It was recently revealed that Mark Hamill was almost stripped of his role as Luke Skywalker because George Lucas kept finding him locked in his trailer shitposting about comic books and video games on Twitter.
(DIR) Post #AWh4maqcltKT7WevOi by rule2@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T20:56:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts yeah, but took years and thousands of dollars to train you.
(DIR) Post #AY878K7k9URE0KRPLU by glightly@mastodon.social
2023-07-27T19:49:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Artisan I
(DIR) Post #AY87AeBcWz6Mo3MXNg by qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2023-07-27T19:52:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts How can you possibly hope to compete with the juggernauts of big tech and bigger money? Maybe some branding as artisanal LQF would help.
(DIR) Post #AY87YtNzff3Utfi8ps by ThunderOwl@mastodon.social
2023-07-27T19:53:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hope AI learns a lot from your "facts"... 😅
(DIR) Post #AY87kGnYxrPIh8614K by NSalwen@mstdn.social
2023-07-27T19:58:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts And to think, those chatbots are reading your posts.
(DIR) Post #AY87qJnWj3CFjbxmZk by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
2023-07-27T19:56:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Humor is factually incorrect to produce an amusing response.That is irony/sarcasm.Lying to produce a reaction that benefits you financially is nefarious.The first thing a despot eliminates in opposition is humor about themselves. That's for a reason. Once your stop laughing about your foibles, you lose the capacity to accept criticism/reality.Comedy is the death of a dictator for a reason, it's a polarized opposite.
(DIR) Post #AY87t81iwjwO61wZrU by emurphy42@universeodon.com
2023-07-27T19:57:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts [citation needed]
(DIR) Post #AY8AuieqXRZrrDh2US by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-07-27T20:31:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts you just got a better training
(DIR) Post #AYBfkSMXM8YHvknc3s by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T13:03:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Haha! I'm guessing you've seen the stories about supposed professionals such as lawyers and doctors using those things and ending up in huge amounts of trouble over the invented "facts" spewed out by those things. It's funny, there's a ton of different AI programs being developed for every aspect of cognition bar one. Ethical reasoning.
(DIR) Post #AZh3W9wWl0NXPb2BjE by pdcawley@mendeddrum.org
2023-09-12T14:18:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts hang on… this is a high quality fact! Have you been hacked?
(DIR) Post #AZh5Ez2CGHBUZ5cjZI by failedLyndonLaRouchite@mas.to
2023-09-12T14:37:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Ringley
(DIR) Post #AcNTEC5UHgwS96YOtU by bananabob@mastodon.nz
2023-12-01T21:08:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don't try to trick us with this statement. I know you are trying to hide the fact that you are an AI.
(DIR) Post #AcNUOhdxukN4riFuCG by LovesTha@floss.social
2023-12-01T21:21:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I knew it, but now you've said it I question it's truth.....
(DIR) Post #AcNZdkNSX2jBSUWmuG by Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
2023-12-01T22:20:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts wait... "incorrect"??