Post AWgX8kYPy1td9ZXKcq by Mikal@sfba.social
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(DIR) Post #AWgUw0VR9C24xEwEwC by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-14T14:14:24Z
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We're seeing a large influx of new users, so here's some helpful Mastodon tips:1. Liking a post does not affect its visibility. Instead, use the like button to let a user know that you find them to be irresistibly attractive and would like to become their internet soulmate.2. Instead of saying orthodontist on here, we say mastodontist. This is important to know.3. Tell us about yourself! Write either "pro-cannibalism" or "anti-caniballism" in your bio to avoid simple misunderstandings.
(DIR) Post #AWgV9tAzCEGUH8zZ68 by jik@federate.social
2023-06-14T14:16:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts you have the best facts
(DIR) Post #AWgV9wvtEIZ9vTxZ7g by kainisenni@vocalounge.cafe
2023-06-14T14:16:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ugh, fine. Guess I have the time to do all that since my monthly mastodontist visits are no longer necessary since my braces got removed.
(DIR) Post #AWgVBEIe92i44wDM3s by JamesDRyan@mastodon.world
2023-06-14T14:16:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Aren't you worried that asking people to take a stand on pro- or anti- cannibalism might offend the vegans? Not all vegans like to think about getting protein from living creatures, and this puts them in an odd spot...
(DIR) Post #AWgVKLNpB5Z4ebyy4e by AstridSawatzky@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T14:18:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some people are yummy, some are not.So on cannibalism I am staying with:It depends. :)
(DIR) Post #AWgVM9uIoi5ndm2UFM by qotca@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T14:19:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Soulmate cannibal 🧟❤️
(DIR) Post #AWgVUNzaKfLpdqQuHo by drinkswriter@epicure.social
2023-06-14T14:20:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts thank god you've cleared that up 🙏💪
(DIR) Post #AWgVeLkjVufxakElw8 by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-06-14T14:22:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Def anti-caniballism.
(DIR) Post #AWgVrz80QcNNTccn1k by cozymel@kolektiva.social
2023-06-14T14:24:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts re: #3: I've been watching Yellowjackets so now it's complicated 🥴
(DIR) Post #AWgVvzfENUJIIU4pFI by debonairetoast@musicians.today
2023-06-14T14:25:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts lmao are you watching the same threads? Lol
(DIR) Post #AWgVzdXwYIlYrKPCGO by VirginiaSOpossum@ohai.social
2023-06-14T14:26:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Every time I think of the word "mastodon" my molars ache a little.
(DIR) Post #AWgWLpJJUietiQ8wUq by theothersimo@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T14:30:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts what about amateur cannibalism?
(DIR) Post #AWgWVvqc2pFksyXNJI by Island_Martha@epicure.social
2023-06-14T14:31:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like this quality of facts. Please continue.
(DIR) Post #AWgWfcqNYTAaqI3Asy by soimportant@mas.to
2023-06-14T14:33:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I always like to hear the other side's story. where can I find good pro-cannibalism sources?
(DIR) Post #AWgX8kYPy1td9ZXKcq by Mikal@sfba.social
2023-06-14T14:38:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm generally anti-cannibalism, except for watching the rich. ("It's what's for dinner.") Always eat the rich. Slow cooked on a spit over the burning embers of capitalism.
(DIR) Post #AWgXkyN130zL0WQgtM by Sandywb@dftba.club
2023-06-14T14:45:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AWgXwXOv91Xaq3ppuC by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-14T14:48:06Z
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@lowqualityfactsCorollary: Never trust anyone who claims to be anti-cannibalism. Methinks they doth protest too much…
(DIR) Post #AWgZ5282soDKPUYZwu by Naich@fosstodon.org
2023-06-14T15:00:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts What about if, like me, you are on the fence about cannibalism?
(DIR) Post #AWgZuJc5dS9XPG3xdQ by marchuff@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T15:10:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts 2 take this a step further I have created a WINE LIST for cannibalistic people, I MEAN cmon you want to be seen at a pricy restaurant by your boss at the law firm drinking red wine while eating an Asian. jeez..
(DIR) Post #AWgZyGlSAaDXjFKOkC by drmikeh49@babka.social
2023-06-14T15:10:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts as to your first point, https://youtu.be/lMYOQ3NAidg
(DIR) Post #AWgbJXRRSWyTUIforA by OpusFluke@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T15:25:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tricky, tricky about The Cannibalism Question. If I'm playing #Skyrim then yes: the Ring of Namira is *essential* for a Vampire Lord!If I'm playing #fallenlondon then I avoid strange voices from wells and would rather avoid swallowing my own teeth.Otherwise I would avoid the brain- too much cholesterol and can carry prions such as CJD. Otherwise pair as you would with pork (a good hearty claret or ale or perhaps a Cider, depending upon seasoning).
(DIR) Post #AWgbdXv5OJTOlK50DY by keithshtum@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T15:29:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts what about cannibalism curious?
(DIR) Post #AWgd2tyubScsNZWX6u by bikepedantic@transportation.social
2023-06-14T15:45:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts will i be notified about the outcome of my internet soulmate application?
(DIR) Post #AWge4CRdXhAvsz8sfg by EgyptianAphorist@mindly.social
2023-06-14T15:56:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Isn’t it funny how cannibalism & capitalism sound the same 🫢
(DIR) Post #AWge8KEiW0x3D34B4i by GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org
2023-06-14T15:57:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts When you find a really good toot, or someone post a photo (with alt-text, of course!) of a #DIY thing you see is well made, an applause 👏 👏 👏 (or any other form of personal appreciation) is more rewarding than a trivial star.
(DIR) Post #AWgeISP30UMTQwjIMi by pixelpusher220@universeodon.com
2023-06-14T15:59:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Them: Pick a side! Are you pro-cannabilism or anti-cannibilism?Me: oh stick a fork in it Them: ....Me: I said what I said
(DIR) Post #AWgfDAi5Sejl4Ag9BY by ThisAccountKillsFascists@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T16:08:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am pro cannibalism but anti cannibal, so it gets confusing. And don't even get me started on mastodontists!
(DIR) Post #AWgfKym3irUyMeG9ZY by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-06-14T16:00:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did you know that Baron von Münchhausen rode a cannibal?
(DIR) Post #AWgfOPGXgRqhOa9UWG by DannyStaley@mastodon.world
2023-06-14T16:10:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts wish I could like this 27 more times.
(DIR) Post #AWgfp2O4qxs6G3NJyq by TerryBernstein@ohai.social
2023-06-14T16:14:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Works for me. #pro-cannibalism
(DIR) Post #AWggWdvBB9QR7SeQLY by failedLyndonLaRouchite@mas.to
2023-06-14T16:24:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts when I joined in Nov 2022, I was told, in no uncertain terms, to use #CamelCase for hashtagsbut why not #DromedaryCase ?are we Camelist here ? NO I SAY !!PS: but seriously, use CamelCase and also #alttext or describe your images !!
(DIR) Post #AWggrwS7TW5yfsDMx6 by Lizette603_23@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T16:28:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Finally I'm part of a group. Only slightly disappointed that "flux" is part of the title, but heck, we're all good people, right????
(DIR) Post #AWghkeVbtIM2wxw3Jw by deepmud@mas.to
2023-06-14T16:37:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts what if you're pro cannibalism but very concerned about the forever chemicals and such in your foodstuffs? What if you prefer billionaires because of their lack of such chemicals?
(DIR) Post #AWghn2yRtvMVPGZAoq by ReimanSaara@social.vivaldi.net
2023-06-14T16:37:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm pretty sure it's "mastodonut"🍩
(DIR) Post #AWgirRCFsq3pe0gJma by Jixaw@mstdn.social
2023-06-14T16:50:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts i smell like irradiated flesh
(DIR) Post #AWgjl47YridqIE0lo8 by GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai
2023-06-14T17:00:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Boosting a post shares it your own circle of followers. Your and your fedi-friends’ experience is shaped by your own comments, likes and boosts.Best of all there’s no billionaire who can swoop in and shit on your day.
(DIR) Post #AWgmyF3znCLhrEJnDk by whiteice@ohai.social
2023-06-14T17:36:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts What happens when you combine Tip 1 with Tip 3?
(DIR) Post #AWgmzwRM0KQGg53Qhs by SunnJax@tech.lgbt
2023-06-14T17:36:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts What if you’re a pro-cannibalism vegetarian?
(DIR) Post #AWgnCaxjAa9ppWEM0u by DevaM@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T17:39:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ok, ok I'll get to it today 😘
(DIR) Post #AWgnVe63jxYH3MDBSq by Kyote@stranger.social
2023-06-14T17:42:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is really probably the funniest account 😅
(DIR) Post #AWgnfU5nn3nUvCmaki by nemiko@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T17:44:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't say for sure if I'm pro or anti cannibalism. On one hand people die but on the other hand I gotta eat so it's hard to say
(DIR) Post #AWgniKHwhM5TNpom7E by Mauve@universeodon.com
2023-06-14T17:44:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts When specifying facts about yourself, beware of ambiguity. For example, do not use a phrase such as "cannibal hunter" as it is difficult to discern if you hunt cannibals or are a cannibal who hunts.
(DIR) Post #AWgoKSChiWXew9Xy9Q by dx@social.ridetrans.it
2023-06-14T17:51:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts @chris Pro-cannonballs must watch out for pirates
(DIR) Post #AWgoy3coWJ94I3dzBg by BladeOfIsildur@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T17:58:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I liked this post. 😘
(DIR) Post #AWgpalZbZOcHb6bJOC by sigspec@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T18:05:42Z
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(DIR) Post #AWgq4tqtM0NRxf3Ug4 by Cherteapet@c.im
2023-06-14T18:11:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol cut that out
(DIR) Post #AWgsYkh8AJTa9iqtJA by jdp23@indieweb.social
2023-06-14T18:38:51Z
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4. Believe everything @lowqualityfacts says!
(DIR) Post #AWguJlnC09P97offdo by zebibyte@mas.to
2023-06-14T18:58:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🔁 & ⭐️
(DIR) Post #AWguV2on2Z137BnJg0 by axel@mas.to
2023-06-14T19:00:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m actually anti-anti-cannibal. Obviously I’m not personally a cannibal, but anti cannibals are just so annoying and rude.
(DIR) Post #AWgzKCQfSycLVZ9xBY by cyortonic@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T19:54:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts I may need to call my mastodontist because I need to get a replacement retainer soon
(DIR) Post #AWh2dPGeG1O2grK6Sm by lhgmk2@mas.to
2023-06-14T20:31:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wouldn't like to be anti or pro-cannibalism until I've tasted a properly chef prepared human in a good restaurant. Some people microwave tea, after all.
(DIR) Post #AWh4J17uVFQRw2dpia by B2Spirit_TT@mastodon.social
2023-06-14T20:50:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Haha. God Bless you for such helpful, totally nonviolent insights, my friend.
(DIR) Post #AWhAZOSM8A6IeKOf5c by chicating@mastodon.world
2023-06-14T22:00:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I may already have an internet soulmate. But I guess I could be like Ari Gold and say I'd make out with you in my car.
(DIR) Post #AWhNKVr5dcwWeoCUqm by nickyd@mastodon.online
2023-06-15T00:23:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just use the like button to like a post, nothing wrong w that, never used it on any app specially to try to increase its visibility, people always dunking on the like button is a bit ridiculous. Back in twitter days or on any app when I hit ‘like’ it never was about gaming the algorithm to make it more visible, (even if it had that effect). Honestly it even turns me off a bit how people are so anti ‘like’ on here.
(DIR) Post #AWhPjzUsle3vjn5cxM by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2023-06-15T00:50:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts oooooo, this one is spectacularly low quality
(DIR) Post #AWhRoYQv1A7X9lXVvk by KingPrincess@mastodon.social
2023-06-15T01:14:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts how do I like something?🥴
(DIR) Post #AWhRrUD3B5AUvSS0a8 by KingPrincess@mastodon.social
2023-06-15T01:14:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nbm I figured it out lol
(DIR) Post #AWhTSd0rVerItj1ZVA by Sunny05@mastodon.online
2023-06-15T01:32:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts You’re funny! 😂
(DIR) Post #AWhU90v317ifCiW2IS by Runyan50@newsie.social
2023-06-15T01:40:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Hey_Beth Crap, now I have to ask my wife every time I like a post?
(DIR) Post #AWhdeU75QHwAJSECYa by treeweasel@sunny.garden
2023-06-15T03:26:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts that wasn't aware cannibalism was such a hot button topic on here.
(DIR) Post #AWhf1F4Hcv7kGWKfGS by bbtw@tech.lgbt
2023-06-15T03:42:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh so that must be why i keep getting messages from anti cannabals thinking im one of them, thanks for letting me know!
(DIR) Post #AWhi1LJogfE7VuKzLs by Somekindofgarf@mastodon.online
2023-06-15T04:15:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts any fellow dads.whose first thought was "why put anticannibalism when you can put can'tibalism instead"
(DIR) Post #AWhpZ3a5qALo1iyRea by plaidphantom@mstdn.social
2023-06-15T05:40:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm pro-cannonballism
(DIR) Post #AWhusdQjHKNyU1kV0a by box@mstdn.social
2023-06-15T06:39:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts very helpful, thanks. Will update bio immediately.
(DIR) Post #AWjDYcE6xtK192oohU by Gillick@hachyderm.io
2023-06-15T21:43:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts -- Seems like a set of higher-than-expected quality facts. Hmm...
(DIR) Post #AWmZyXUjxeHWSrF7rs by YecartNiatnouf@mastodon.social
2023-06-17T12:39:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is caniballism related to those cans of balls you get to play tennis?
(DIR) Post #AXBfjf7XGDFxI4IVBg by Weirdaholic@snowmans.land
2023-06-29T15:11:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts test (might delete later).
(DIR) Post #AXX5OQrdLosvPktXg8 by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-07-09T23:08:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts4. Don't divide one by zero!
(DIR) Post #AXX6DbFkU6vCP6ZaeO by slessans2@mysportgallery.com
2023-07-09T23:17:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts What if you’re cannibalistic agnostic?
(DIR) Post #AXX6MQxc7a1l5YIqSu by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-07-09T23:18:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm completely and totally anti-cannibalism unless there is a Carolina-style bbq sauce involved, and maybe some nice sides like baked beans and coleslaw.
(DIR) Post #AXX6pJpNigchMfE3mq by irfan@social.lol
2023-07-09T23:24:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m the only like. Just saying.
(DIR) Post #AXX6zDlj6MWlT8EoKm by milquetoast@tooters.org
2023-07-09T23:25:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts we don't smash like buttons here; we gaslight them.
(DIR) Post #AXX74Cpe0oGQ0lRnqC by Csosorchid@universeodon.com
2023-07-09T23:26:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXzNK99iTEPhLAiH7g by DePaelzerBu@nerdculture.de
2023-07-23T14:40:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts 3. ist a difficult decision. Hope it's ok, when I think about it for some days.
(DIR) Post #AXzO2F1Q1OGsH9rFlQ by Ttroika@kinkyelephant.com
2023-07-23T14:48:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thanks for the laugh 👍🏾
(DIR) Post #AXzQbLk9Dt4BAKeFwu by obot50549535@left-tusk.com
2023-07-23T15:17:32Z
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@wauz @lowqualityfacts More importantly, don't divide zero by zero.
(DIR) Post #AXzRFeXSlGmX2evucq by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-07-23T15:24:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, let's not dichotomize cannibalism and define one side by it's "opposite". There are good people on both sides. Good tasty people.
(DIR) Post #AXzT3PUB6OFEmzgczY by kelexyn1203@mastodon.social
2023-07-23T15:44:54Z
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@lowqualityfactsPro-cannibalism for other people, but I have digestive problems, so I PERSONALLY don't partake. But if you do, yay!!
(DIR) Post #AXzUFdZceL1luXcxOa by JeremyMallin@autistics.life
2023-07-23T15:58:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts How exactly does a person get licensed to be a pro cannibal, and how does that differ from being an amateur?
(DIR) Post #AXzUUMk9VQwI3aZl44 by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-07-23T16:01:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts If someone is "anti-cannibalism", but supports eating the rich, is "class-cannibalism" the correct bio content or is this phrase already reserved for use by the rich?#EatTheRich
(DIR) Post #AXzZi2QsJlZct9tj9c by ianinferno@mastodon.social
2023-07-23T16:59:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's important to regularly see your #mastodontist to maintain good tusk #health and #alignment
(DIR) Post #AXzhTUVwQZyRGvqGGm by tanweerdar@mstdn.social
2023-07-23T18:26:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AZMLrEjs4Y595PE7RQ by jaycee@toot.community
2023-09-02T14:34:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZMMZcoztXNAWEn4VM by Madmonkey@mastodon.uno
2023-09-02T14:42:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts you are my soulmate ❤️
(DIR) Post #AZMN3kjF3ohZjKSqsS by Christo@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-02T14:48:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts New to Mastodon1 is good advice2 and 3 not so much4 pay attention to posters names e.g. low quality facts 👏 👌
(DIR) Post #AZMNwMVUolbmXE4gXw by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-09-02T14:58:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Definitely anti-cannibalism. Well, apart from that one time.
(DIR) Post #AZN5qEeHWAUwPO4ZRg by dcrooks@mastodon.scot
2023-09-02T23:10:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh gosh I didn’t clarify at the time but I’m anti-cannibalism, I hope that didn’t lead to any awkwardness.
(DIR) Post #Aaz6a6xAUcYy8z0yY4 by soatok@furry.engineer
2023-10-21T05:09:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts 3. Vore is hot don't kinkshame