Post AWYcwTBLRKvjIBR2hs by Edelruth@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #AWYZvZlVB8SvYdEIFM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T18:32:40Z
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I have such grand ambitions for this account. Once I reach 100,000 followers I will launch a tshirt store. It will contain only one shirt that has a picture of a frog and says "A frog a day keeps the government away". The shirt will cost $20 and you will all buy it.
(DIR) Post #AWYa3lMvv6eprXdqTo by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-06-10T18:34:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would buy it now.
(DIR) Post #AWYaEIi6oOb6AJZTe4 by Waldo@mastodon.nl
2023-06-10T18:36:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts sure🤣
(DIR) Post #AWYaRMeDU6lu8nyo2C by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T18:38:22Z
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@HCBunny I just need a few months to learn how to draw a frog.
(DIR) Post #AWYaa0p3zzvj3fB2MC by travis@nodespace.social
2023-06-10T18:39:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Once I reach 100k… I will do… idk. I’ve never had anywhere close to that on any platform.
(DIR) Post #AWYaiHS63RNGwzNRHU by matt@oslo.town
2023-06-10T18:41:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts You have such grand amphibians for this account.
(DIR) Post #AWYapPUsXgEDvc4tyy by randynose@fosstodon.org
2023-06-10T18:42:49Z
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@matt @lowqualityfacts Something fishy is going on here... 🐡
(DIR) Post #AWYb2aphhtKkqn6ZN2 by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-06-10T18:45:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm doing an Oprah Christmas this year, My Favorite Things. So far it's mirrored ball, tiny rechargeable rave light, a really good grabber...and this shirt could be the fourth thing.
(DIR) Post #AWYbdltzVzLztZq2ZE by dangero@vocalounge.cafe
2023-06-10T18:51:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why wait? :-)
(DIR) Post #AWYbsYdj6eD16gHV1k by pengler@infosec.exchange
2023-06-10T18:54:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shut up and take my money!
(DIR) Post #AWYckTFXMYDC1jfswq by notspookypip@sunbeam.city
2023-06-10T19:04:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts May I suggest iron-on patches? 👀
(DIR) Post #AWYclEy9wSpe1jugWe by amyfou@lingo.lol
2023-06-10T19:04:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts launch the shop now pls? but the frog must be a very very good frog, OK?
(DIR) Post #AWYcwTBLRKvjIBR2hs by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2023-06-10T19:06:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Absolutely. Unless I have already spent all my money on the many book recommendations on here.Does anyone have a link to tasteful, but cheap bookcases?
(DIR) Post #AWYeZzTjObQEhqRbBw by HikerGeek@mas.to
2023-06-10T19:24:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your hand written pearls of wisdom are print ready to go on the front of tee shirt as is. Just add a copyright tag somewhere then offer them through a tee shirt drop shipper.
(DIR) Post #AWYeyBgLfumxVLsr6u by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T19:29:10Z
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@dangero I must first learn how to draw a frog, which could take anywhere between 45 minutes and three years.
(DIR) Post #AWYf06dHQ62eQIMaLg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T19:29:34Z
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@pengler Please be patient, first I need to find an art school that will allow me to major in frog drawings.
(DIR) Post #AWYf1RxLcmPYqZOHeS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T19:29:49Z
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@notspookypip You may and I may listen and thank you.
(DIR) Post #AWYf4YNuBFjneXIChc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T19:30:20Z
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@amyfou In all honesty the frog will almost definitely be a subpar frog at best.
(DIR) Post #AWYg8lwZoFagoo5MA4 by freestylecoder@hachyderm.io
2023-06-10T19:42:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts instant buy for my daughter. She'd LOVE that
(DIR) Post #AWYggEqdMilY1GGPTs by Teaceratops@peoplemaking.games
2023-06-10T19:48:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts tbh, you should do that anyway, why wait for 100,000?
(DIR) Post #AWYhBYFDIejf9Zgwls by amyfou@lingo.lol
2023-06-10T19:54:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts I guess I'll have to be the judge of that...you might be surprised.
(DIR) Post #AWYhWCEQL0eoxnAOFU by bdumpor@mas.to
2023-06-10T19:57:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your profile pic always gets me! It's so...sloppy.😁
(DIR) Post #AWYjFDYMN40O30WUzY by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T20:17:07Z
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@freestylecoder I really need to learn how to draw a frog, I would be crushed if I disappointed your daughter.
(DIR) Post #AWYjIxIQkv76mmr3NA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T20:17:47Z
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@Teaceratops I reckon the time it will take me to hit 100,000 is pretty equal to the time it will take me to learn how to draw a halfway decent frog.
(DIR) Post #AWYjMpxVyga5BhvFjM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T20:18:24Z
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@RaymondEdwardF Then I will take the frog back from the Nazis. Frogs deserve better.
(DIR) Post #AWYkrCT2xK5ndeiHqa by matdevdug@c.im
2023-06-10T20:35:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts just me sitting in prison with your shirt on.
(DIR) Post #AWYs0apuQESPVCpi3E by justafrog@mstdn.social
2023-06-10T21:55:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am strongly in favour of this piece of apparel.
(DIR) Post #AWZFqFYZ5Bc5VaJyro by dangero@vocalounge.cafe
2023-06-11T02:22:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Turn Low Quality Facts into an LLC, then hire a dedicated frog maker. :-)
(DIR) Post #AWbGtmh2IplW39z5o8 by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-12T01:43:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts @dangero We've seen your handwriting.Drawing a frog will take longer than that!
(DIR) Post #AWgy1DDyBa4OWBbPns by deepmud@mas.to
2023-06-14T19:40:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts no we won't! 😂
(DIR) Post #AXQruQs6IHd2Oiib0C by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-06T23:08:36Z
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@lowqualityfactsAh, but WHICH government?
(DIR) Post #AXQrweI3NIn8asukyW by annamal@mastodon.nz
2023-07-06T23:08:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts vital question...will the frog be adorable?
(DIR) Post #AXQrzGJ30FqP4scq12 by TatoGremlin@ni.hil.ist
2023-07-06T23:09:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts okay but i would buy this shirt today
(DIR) Post #AXQs68r96IF1zzr5JA by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-07-06T23:10:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts just take my money
(DIR) Post #AXQsSOISNESuG2ErpY by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-06T23:14:44Z
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@annamal I sure hope so.
(DIR) Post #AXQsT09vbODpgaXaoS by AaronDavid@mastodon.world
2023-07-06T23:14:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts We have to eat a whole one every day?
(DIR) Post #AXQwmgTws1I0GbXv7Y by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-07-07T00:03:15Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt is actually toads that keep governments away. As a natural defense mechanism against enforced hierarchies, most toads secrete Molotov cocktails and punk rock anthems.
(DIR) Post #AXQwwHcMAcYO2z3XKi by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-07-07T00:04:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmm What sort of frog are we talking about here ?Poison dart frog ? bullfrog ? one of those weird little buggers that live in bromeliads & never see the ground ?
(DIR) Post #AXQxrX0VcncwHceRCi by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-07T00:15:19Z
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@staringatclouds Whatever frog I can manage to draw by some artistic miracle.
(DIR) Post #AXQyM3sTyezguuSG0W by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-07-07T00:20:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gin helps with the artistic processYou'll be amazed at what you can draw after enough gin
(DIR) Post #AXR5SoQgVmz2i8cQ7M by dippinsauce@mastodon.social
2023-07-07T01:40:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Will you accept clouds as payment?
(DIR) Post #AXS9Sh5GPrAOu6l4CW by roo_44@mas.to
2023-07-07T13:59:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts As I think about this, I’m going to say the demographic for this item is more likely on Truth social and Twitter.
(DIR) Post #AXYoWOkjm4uWHKnlNQ by boxofsnoo@mastodon.online
2023-07-10T19:08:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts could you not make it a special insider bonus of the “Low Quality Frog” Patreon level where we are permitted to draw a frog for you?
(DIR) Post #AXYrC2Kbj8GOoJYuTw by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-10T19:38:14Z
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@boxofsnoo Genius, I love it.
(DIR) Post #AXygxkNxglue4U0rNw by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-07-23T06:46:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would totally buy that shirt
(DIR) Post #AXzPE9zmdR6M7FL9zk by skwirecortez@mastodon.social
2023-07-23T15:02:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Love frogs. But without a capybara variant... 😬
(DIR) Post #AXzWP1MRmGNUCX4D1U by kelexyn1203@mastodon.social
2023-07-23T16:22:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Make sure you have a bigger size, like 3x or 4x, and I'll buy it!
(DIR) Post #AXzWec4TZXZqOp60lU by kelexyn1203@mastodon.social
2023-07-23T16:25:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts also, because I want my shirt?
(DIR) Post #AXzXFMofFk4TnkE41Y by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-23T16:31:59Z
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@kelexyn1203 This is incredibly helpful, thank you
(DIR) Post #AZKfgkhuU4OJoefSK0 by 1dalm@deacon.social
2023-09-01T19:07:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's what #dalle2 is for.
(DIR) Post #AZKfxS3f4flktpnwQ4 by 1dalm@deacon.social
2023-09-01T19:10:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts #ChatGPT Fact checking you:
(DIR) Post #AZKfyBhbN1SKSjpyQC by tshirtman@mas.to
2023-09-01T19:10:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts i've seen worse plans succeed.
(DIR) Post #AZKgQNz5Ie4Uf9ScM4 by JoeQuinlan@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T19:15:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can I preorder mine right now?
(DIR) Post #AZKhkSavy3Y2hwIgk4 by ivorytusk@kolektiva.social
2023-09-01T19:30:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts i wanna buy your shirt but that kinda has a maga-pepe the frog vibe and ...
(DIR) Post #AZKhvKcJy78X9Q8JTk by ERDonnachie@mstdn.social
2023-09-01T19:32:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts That will probably be in Trump's next email newsletter. (With link to his lawyers accounts, obviously).
(DIR) Post #AZKjjIgFXj5tZtMTOS by SCampbell@mstdn.social
2023-09-01T19:52:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts U could do with a better slogan
(DIR) Post #AZKouJXDCssZBRCn2G by RobFerrer@mstdn.social
2023-09-01T20:50:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts do it in tall and I'll buy one
(DIR) Post #AZNUvLk14bNahvI4v2 by webframp@hachyderm.io
2023-09-03T03:51:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts ok I’ll buy your shirt when I reach 100,000 followers