Post AWUnU44ZWXGIAl5Mm0 by ned@tech.lgbt
(DIR) More posts by ned@tech.lgbt
(DIR) Post #AWUjAGVlAVCf8q6cwC by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-08T21:57:22Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Unsure if this apartment listing was poorly written by AI or if the landlord is just very passionate about porcelain tiles.
(DIR) Post #AWUjbBJkaQHsquK6Qy by drmikeh49@babka.social
2023-06-08T22:02:11Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Shades of... "MARBLE COLUMNS!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWGPsS0dh5k
(DIR) Post #AWUk15W0mWLuO0PZVw by waitingtoderail@mastodon.social
2023-06-08T22:06:53Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts what the heck is an "Eat'n kitchen?"
(DIR) Post #AWUk4nYRV8xVq9JlEe by phudgins@beige.party
2023-06-08T22:07:31Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts ¿Poe que no los dos?
(DIR) Post #AWUkP9p4Q07MhAnrMW by cozymel@kolektiva.social
2023-06-08T22:11:14Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts thank you for calling Eat'n Kitchen. Press 1 for the porcelain tile department. Press 2 for the veranda department.
(DIR) Post #AWUkX1RXSPFv1VXxR2 by oliverturner@toot.cafe
2023-06-08T22:12:40Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Does the water sluicing over the 5' porcelain tiles flow from a Spinal Tap?
(DIR) Post #AWUm6gRv5aKsI7IGAq by TCsHappyPlace@mstdn.party
2023-06-08T22:30:11Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts What about the patio, yard, or veranda? Do they have porcelain tiles? Why even look at a house that isn’t made of them?!? I can’t sleep without curling my toes into my porcelain tile sheets!
(DIR) Post #AWUmA5GXHLbO7uaeDw by justacalculator@mstdn.social
2023-06-08T22:30:57Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts It's poorly written by an AI landlord who is very passionate about porcelain tiles.
(DIR) Post #AWUnU44ZWXGIAl5Mm0 by ned@tech.lgbt
2023-06-08T22:45:46Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts The landlord beholds his gleaming porcelain domain beyond the 5' window set into the porcelain tile walls before his porcelain throne.
(DIR) Post #AWUoobYGrKRxkfKpyy by sqncs@mstdn.social
2023-06-08T23:00:43Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts really the tiles were put in by hand by the landlord themselves ad are just proud of their work
(DIR) Post #AWUvygEkzfT2rExWbY by leekhulme@toot.community
2023-06-09T00:20:56Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts ok but, really importantly here cos I'm not sure, how are the tiles?
(DIR) Post #AWVAfnnKAYtS6iaGci by gneilyo@mastodon.online
2023-06-09T03:05:36Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts this guy’s trying to rent out a morgue
(DIR) Post #AWX1xTSM0xewyF2yPZ by frankmseattle@mindly.social
2023-06-10T00:37:21Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts definitely written by an AI. Has that “stringing words together without really understanding what they mean” vibe