Post AWSX7UB4JVLetMPrCC by heathen_cat@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AWSWWcUWRMblxhw78q by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-07T20:26:15Z
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I typically hate to break character, but just in case anyone has an especially low quality brain today, yes this is satire. Please be kind to rabbits.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWSWf2IWNPAiJeKtuK by funkaspuck@mathstodon.xyz
2023-06-07T20:27:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I saw that movie. 😳
(DIR) Post #AWSWlSDIw1U2QixM24 by seanfhall@mastodon.social
2023-06-07T20:28:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts They've also been known to murder those who try so better safe then sorry. Just give em some veggies and call it a day.
(DIR) Post #AWSX7UB4JVLetMPrCC by heathen_cat@mastodon.social
2023-06-07T20:32:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rabbit Orville Peck is saddened by this.
(DIR) Post #AWSXLJKFSQuDI0ImzA by pixelpusher220@universeodon.com
2023-06-07T20:35:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts A bear and a rabbit we're both taking a dump next to the same tree.Bear: Does the sh!t stick to your fur?Rabbit: Nope!Bear: <grabs rabbit and starts wiping>
(DIR) Post #AWSXV0n5E04ghTPns0 by gpowerf@qoto.org
2023-06-07T20:37:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts they have gills, true.
(DIR) Post #AWSXfu6ERVSt8KZ7vk by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-07T20:39:09Z
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@lowqualityfactsTrue, but only because they immediately dissolve in water.Pro tip: Do not wash your rabbit. It is self-cleaning. Any attempt to wash it will void your warranty and leave you with a puddle of bunny.Higher-quality fact: You don’t wash chinchillas. They clean themselves in dust baths.
(DIR) Post #AWSXwC3JShFpRky3bU by SRDas@mastodon.online
2023-06-07T20:42:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts These sorts of toots should be preceded by BREAKING:
(DIR) Post #AWScn3DXRNihD4D6jA by Ukulele19@masto.ai
2023-06-07T21:36:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts they float if you don't punch holes in them.
(DIR) Post #AWShtdSQ76Ep7A88yO by Retreival9096@tech.lgbt
2023-06-07T22:33:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts In fact, they can attack row boats by swimming, at least at Camp David.
(DIR) Post #AWSxXXl4DliyKnL8jI by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
2023-06-08T01:29:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts You will be hearing from lawyers representing the estate of “Mr. FluffyBottoms.”
(DIR) Post #AWTC5Us0rbYma7fnpw by ned@tech.lgbt
2023-06-08T04:11:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts If I learned anything about Jimmy Carter, it is that this is only true of swamp rabbits.
(DIR) Post #AWUmB6NSdBZhrdJZGS by davoloid@qoto.org
2023-06-08T22:31:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts TIL: they can swim.https://youtube.com/shorts/n8tirhUBxDw?feature=share4
(DIR) Post #AXGyC7ryjer5WmXhq4 by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-07-02T04:31:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wish someone had told Glenn Close this in 1987. That poor bunbun.
(DIR) Post #AXH1cYWQZ4ata2kyLA by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
2023-07-02T05:10:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Whew! Thanks for the clarification. I was reaching for “The Dutchess” and heading for the toilet.
(DIR) Post #AXHWGwxG8n13Z7U6Ea by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-07-02T10:53:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Gednet @ruperttherabbit I did not know this, fancy a walk, just down by the lake ? 🫣😇🫶#joke #humour Please for the love of sanity don’t try this at home folks !