Post AWQCygVygiFH9KnnvM by UnityOstara@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AWQ9iOmIZ73zdzyk64 by Fash-E@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:01:22.136978Z
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You are a medieval peasant conscripted into my army and given 4 loadouts to choose from. Without knowing what kind of forces you'll be facing, which loadout do you choose?
(DIR) Post #AWQ9pSyrL3MYhnDxU8 by Tactical@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:02:38.991884Z
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Axe
(DIR) Post #AWQ9ptELk5Cc7MfhEu by Robert_Edwardly@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:02:43.381997Z
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@Fash-E I know who I am (an alive coward)
(DIR) Post #AWQ9pwzFm9VHlhdhGS by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:02:43.059203Z
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@Fash-E Pikeman easily also there's no dishonor in having missile troops either
(DIR) Post #AWQ9sLXPT0lSUUl43E by 1nter4ri@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:03:10.007185Z
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@Fash-E longbow, I'm a coward. :025:
(DIR) Post #AWQ9w9CfGiOhOUrpTs by SrbijaStronk@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:03:51.421843Z
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@Fash-E If i see anyone admitting to not choosing the longsword, you are banned from hyperborea.
(DIR) Post #AWQ9zJ9whygN8p6QSG by Bead@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:04:25.596175Z
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@Fash-E
(DIR) Post #AWQ9zdjmCTE8xk1K52 by Twoinchdestroya@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:04:29.308857Z
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@1nter4ri @Fash-E Longbow requires 10-15 years experience and you have to be strong enough to pull a warbow
(DIR) Post #AWQ9zwmxMs3o36edAu by Shlomo@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:04:32.437074Z
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@SrbijaStronk @Fash-E add holy lightning and we're doing elden ring gameplay
(DIR) Post #AWQ9zzJdyJOZt3xlOy by teknomunk@apogee.polaris-1.work
2023-06-06T17:04:31Z
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@Fash-E Pikeman.
(DIR) Post #AWQA2OXd9e7IhaeXOC by 1nter4ri@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:04:59.091545Z
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@Twoinchdestroya @Fash-E In my isekai I can meet these requirement
(DIR) Post #AWQA5AmSm0BGtOuoO8 by Fash-E@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:05:29.101251Z
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@Bead
(DIR) Post #AWQA87WVLB9Petr9Q8 by SrbijaStronk@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:06:01.338748Z
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@Shlomo @Fash-E Replace the sword with Wuuthrad and you have my last skyrim character.
(DIR) Post #AWQAFW7YHmv9yQiCki by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:07:21.254639Z
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@Fash-E I need some context because that nigger you're replying to blocked me
(DIR) Post #AWQAGdOcioZipMEJRQ by Bead@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:07:33.641981Z
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@Fash-E litter.catbox.moe/7yazzp.7z
(DIR) Post #AWQAGvimabObf5nfMW by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:07:36.815578Z
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@1nter4ri @Fash-E The gothic knight would have been no where near the font line in that armor. The most action he would have seen Is at tourney trying to court some mid level noblemen’s daughter.
(DIR) Post #AWQAHl6zWM412wWDg0 by Twoinchdestroya@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:07:45.810240Z
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@1nter4ri @Fash-E Pikeman, easy.Pikes for range attacks and low barrier or entry to learn and use.Half armor is still better than nothingI have an arming sword too
(DIR) Post #AWQAIi5yDnItyrUjmC by Fash-E@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:07:55.981173Z
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@LordMordred
(DIR) Post #AWQAJtYB7MF7nUFnNY by 1nter4ri@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:08:08.891713Z
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@ventkun @Fash-E I try
(DIR) Post #AWQAL0MXH8vdDMKyJM by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:08:20.942301Z
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@1nter4ri @Twoinchdestroya @Fash-E You’ll get him by mule pulled cart and get isekaied into something worse
(DIR) Post #AWQAOfz0zHaVAR5PIu by 1nter4ri@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:09:00.753861Z
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Twoinchdestroya @Fash-E Froggy in my isekai I cannot be truck-kun for a second time.
(DIR) Post #AWQAUAz99LJElalpLs by reloadedAK@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:09:55.021548Z
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@Fash-E I feel like the Varangian is the good all rounder. Solid defense without sacrificing mobility, and the hand axe can deliver solid damage
(DIR) Post #AWQAVhCspu9OzPv7oW by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:10:16.911171Z
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@1nter4ri @Twoinchdestroya @Fash-E Lol of course not your just in a coma with brain damage after getting hit by a Amazon prime van
(DIR) Post #AWQAWnvvJSaC8nW3SS by Twoinchdestroya@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:10:28.876104Z
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @1nter4ri @Fash-E That armor in the pic is terribly ill fitted.But, they would have been used around the 14-15 century during skirmishes, if the nobleman could afford a full plate suit.
(DIR) Post #AWQAWs1O75KYou6TWy by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:10:29.398148Z
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Not with a zweihander. That shit RIPS
(DIR) Post #AWQAZh15UA4XYeJCrI by 1nter4ri@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:11:00.206135Z
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Twoinchdestroya @Fash-E
(DIR) Post #AWQAaCYqCiUXOJL6H2 by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:11:05.651582Z
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>Medieval 2 prepared me to answer this question
(DIR) Post #AWQAcHljoOSQ7fMimm by Fash-E@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:11:28.220094Z
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @1nter4ri
(DIR) Post #AWQAhScct6txEMZTeK by kf01@breastmilk.club
2023-06-06T17:12:24.555772Z
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@Fash-E Crossbow Mercenary like a true Chad, Pope can cope and sneed all day while I ventilate English Longbowmen and enjoy the fruit of Italian belladonnas
(DIR) Post #AWQAhdrZ5uO45se3xg by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:12:26.436400Z
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@Xenophon @1nter4ri @Fash-E Maybe when some peasant pikeman makes a lucky kill and steals your shit and joins a bandit gang with all that kit.
(DIR) Post #AWQAhuWZ9Egtlfx25g by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:12:29.174461Z
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@Fash-E Oh it was pertaining towards archery yeah a group of archers can defeat spearmen, pikemen, light infantry, and cavalry somewhat the only real counter to archers is suicidal blitzkrieg cav charges unless they're encamped on a high hill or castle fortification then the only way to counter archers then is with siege artillery like mangonels and trebuchets
(DIR) Post #AWQAiNqQ8UnuheSnZ2 by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:12:34.497405Z
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@Fash-E @Bead youtu.be/4y6agtVxWi8
(DIR) Post #AWQAliZvVJbdsRL35s by IAMAL_PHARIUS@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:13:10.351284Z
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@Fash-E entire set of free armour. Will make off into the night with it. along with ypir horse.
(DIR) Post #AWQAmr6dHhMQc9B9n6 by LovecraftEnthusiast@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:13:22.993839Z
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Im rarely certain im the most safe as a pikebro in formation with the other pike bros. Archers can be rode down by cavalry, dont have that problem in the pike pile
(DIR) Post #AWQAmybNPn71rWcJBQ by deprecated_ii@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:13:23.849019Z
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@Fash-E so I'm fighting with other people in a formation? pike ofc
(DIR) Post #AWQAoZTfnUm4WIm3Q8 by Granwalder@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:13:41.615120Z
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@Fash-E Pike, formation fighting with a spear has a low skill ceiling and safety in numbers, perfect for a retarded peasant like me
(DIR) Post #AWQApX9tu8bpcLz6vo by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:13:52.025045Z
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@1nter4ri @Twoinchdestroya @Fash-E No I was kidding you’ll be a warrior princess that everyone likes and wants to be your best friend
(DIR) Post #AWQAukpCWOZBRyn9eK by Waldbrand@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:14:48.674261Z
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@Fash-E If you don't choose Varangian you're gay.
(DIR) Post #AWQAuzYjjtJF9GCiZM by xuya@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:14:39.442415Z
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My warrior name will be Mary Sue 🤓
(DIR) Post #AWQAv6zw5AE2Ddz2R6 by Twoinchdestroya@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:14:52.559283Z
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@Xenophon @1nter4ri @Fash-E @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux landschneckt represent with the flamberge
(DIR) Post #AWQAvbZ4R69h1IeWMi by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:14:57.870834Z
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@Fash-E @1nter4ri The plums attract the wenches and distracts the bitches
(DIR) Post #AWQAwXC2AuBtkeJwVk by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:15:07.640074Z
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Their armor is OP. Not much could hurt them
(DIR) Post #AWQAxin6XWDe0lE4vY by Nudhul@shitposter.club
2023-06-06T17:15:20.589692Z
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@Fash-E given no formal training i think staying in formation and holding a pointy stick towards enemy would be easiest
(DIR) Post #AWQB1EVF5lSlEUXtLs by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:15:58.756732Z
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @1nter4ri @Twoinchdestroya @Fash-E A story about someone who keeps getting isekaied into worse and worse worlds actually sounds like it could be really really funny
(DIR) Post #AWQB1Rg074nE5cgAQS by Curvin@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:16:01.215544Z
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@Fash-E GICE ME THE PIKE
(DIR) Post #AWQB6HduqTNcQ20jpI by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:16:53.426075Z
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@Fash-E >Longbowman (Coward)>CowardHEY! :jahy_pout:
(DIR) Post #AWQB8aX7a9ufaMvpaa by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:17:18.583253Z
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@Xenophon @1nter4ri @Fash-E When you kill the horse and fall in a muddy puddle and drown because of the dead horse on top of you.
(DIR) Post #AWQB8mBEHNX1hwmW8G by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:17:20.350866Z
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@Fash-E Varangian, gotta do that nice byzantine larp
(DIR) Post #AWQBCBxksOiiXY6kYy by VidyaH0meSyst3m@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:16:29.692359Z
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@Fash-E I'll be sure to watch out for my knees in my Guardsmen armor!
(DIR) Post #AWQBCIvsxkNs9mHr7Y by 1nter4ri@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:17:58.266709Z
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @Fash-E You seem to have thought about these scenario quite a bit.
(DIR) Post #AWQBGMqGMzcXRJavLM by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:18:42.924283Z
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@1nter4ri @Xenophon @Fash-E I have read many books some of them didn’t even have pictures in them
(DIR) Post #AWQBMHrLo7YVixvTUW by 1nter4ri@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:19:47.139498Z
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @Fash-E Those must be depressing book, no picture. Has drowning in your own armor happen before?
(DIR) Post #AWQBMNulILqiVHZHdo by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:19:48.258638Z
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@DEERBLOOD @1nter4ri @Twoinchdestroya @Fash-E I would pirate that show
(DIR) Post #AWQBVpGywkDhxbSmzg by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:21:30.653962Z
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@1nter4ri @Xenophon @Fash-E I’m sure it has. I can’t recall any real examples but it’s a popular way of a peasant character getting equipment in fantasy and historical fiction
(DIR) Post #AWQBWCfZxSYsWY9G1g by D-Droid@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:21:34.468630Z
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@Fash-E Pikeman because it's the only one who can deal with cavalry charges and it's Medieval times so that shit is commonplace
(DIR) Post #AWQBcLr6iZAOkdTLOK by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:22:41.392078Z
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@xuya @1nter4ri @Fash-E @Twoinchdestroya And if people don’t like you it because they’re racist and sexist incels
(DIR) Post #AWQBoyD7wLQnBNmyHY by 1nter4ri@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:24:58.087007Z
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @xuya @Fash-E @Twoinchdestroya Damn right :02_smile:
(DIR) Post #AWQC4w0xsBwX0LiEls by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:27:51.340524Z
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@1nter4ri @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @Fash-E Yes the best example is Barbarossa on his crusade drowning in a river
(DIR) Post #AWQCM45d6QhEyM3xU8 by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:30:56.802613Z
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@1nter4ri @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @Fash-E The Carthaginians killed plenty of romans by pressing them into the water at the battle of Lake Trasimene. The worst way to go isn't that however it's getting trapped under piles of corpses and slowly suffocating throughout the night.
(DIR) Post #AWQCbyXNVwkyNwd2cy by Twoinchdestroya@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:33:49.483187Z
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@DEERBLOOD @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @1nter4ri @Fash-E Wasn’t that an actual series
(DIR) Post #AWQCcdOFcmoj5Vfpaq by convictedracist@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:33:49.302434Z
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@Fash-E @Bead The longbow wasn’t even what won the day for the English, it was the terrain. The French foolishly attacked in possibly the worst ground for cavalry repeatedly as that ground was churned to even worse mud by previous failures.
(DIR) Post #AWQCdfPtZk9zf8w32e by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:34:07.769762Z
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zweihanders are for foot soldiers. arrows cant pierce their armor, and very few melee weapons could. basically just a halberd. They were also shock troops. I'm not saying I'd want to do it, but anyway.
(DIR) Post #AWQCjlOCHZP1vL31sG by Jean_Philippe_Micheaux@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:35:12.223477Z
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@Twoinchdestroya @DEERBLOOD @1nter4ri @Fash-E Probably them nips make a lot of them Japanimation
(DIR) Post #AWQCk9RupOdaXoyL0C by Kang_Kong3@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:33:52.894829Z
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@Umlaut @Fash-E big stick gang gang
(DIR) Post #AWQCoj6oBkVAIbHUX2 by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:36:07.683410Z
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I can't really think of a logistical way in which one would drown, outside of falling into a body of water. They were strong enough to manipulate their armor, otherwise what is the point. Seems more hollywood to hold some dudes face down in a puddle during a raining battle, but then they were probably smart enough to not attack in shitty weather either, because it increases your odds of getting owned. I could be wrong though 🤷 I'm sure at least one man drowned in the mud in his armor.
(DIR) Post #AWQCrvfjw05k8H9BT6 by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:36:42.622259Z
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@Kang_Kong3 @Umlaut @Fash-E
(DIR) Post #AWQCv72a7iPuGALhvE by Bead@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:37:16.944750Z
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@convictedracist @Fash-E It was a lot more than that. The Italian mercenary crossbowmen were force marched with their crossbows strung in the rain. They were forced to leave their pavise in the back with the logistics train in the process. The French set them up well outside their maximum effective range and well within the range of the English longbowmen.It was a strategic and tactical failure every step of the way, and almost entirely because the Normans were so fucking arrogant they couldn't imagine losing to a numerically inferior army of peasants.
(DIR) Post #AWQCygVygiFH9KnnvM by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:37:55.827457Z
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@Kang_Kong3 @Umlaut @Fash-E In b4 chicks with sticks!
(DIR) Post #AWQD70QqWIjrEqMzZ2 by Kang_Kong3@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:39:08.857981Z
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@UnityOstara @Umlaut @Fash-E chicks with hockey sticks is very tomboyed and trad pilled ❤️
(DIR) Post #AWQD7RxkA662cgy95c by Fash-E@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:39:30.734493Z
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@Xenophon @1nter4ri @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux Roman naval warfare consisted ramming enemy boats and having armored legionaries board and take over the enemy ships so they had a lot of guys drown, another example I know of is the battle of Stirling Bridge where the Scots let the English move a third of their army across the bridge and then ambushed them and men who tried to swim back to the other side of the river sank.
(DIR) Post #AWQDEpemSx408VcT7Q by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
2023-06-06T17:40:50.759744Z
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yeah but these guys weren't boarding people. These were "Germans". Definitely lots of Greeks and Romans drowned in the Med/Aegean.
(DIR) Post #AWQDLcf1BSP7r9y6RE by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:42:04.338752Z
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@Twoinchdestroya 4. Pikes and Spears counter cav units and are cheap to make
(DIR) Post #AWQDrZmdPsZYCRleqG by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:47:50.928747Z
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@Kang_Kong3 @Umlaut @Fash-E I need to get my own softball bat. Hate using my kids old bats from high school.
(DIR) Post #AWQDx0S3gzLwMDjU3c by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:48:49.553543Z
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@LordMordred @Twoinchdestroya youtu.be/rLXBjLN1fOY plus sweet jams
(DIR) Post #AWQE7yVRGY6JVcXmjY by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-06-06T17:50:48.718477Z
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@Fash-E @Xenophon @1nter4ri @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux The Corvis is what broke Carthage because they couldn't stop the romans after it got stuck in
(DIR) Post #AWQFBknAIRMA5WCWX2 by GmanAsAChildEnjoyer@poa.st
2023-06-06T18:02:22.292298Z
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@Fash-E Yoemen rise up.
(DIR) Post #AWQFSNg3UPGtK1nu5Y by Bead@poa.st
2023-06-06T18:05:42.532782Z
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@kf01 @Fash-E >AHHH ARE THEY SHOOTING BACK? THEY CAN'T JUST RETURN FIRE. I AM GOING INSANE SAVE ME CLEMENTINE VI
(DIR) Post #AWQGCY7J0XcT1KZ4uO by sickburnbro@poa.st
2023-06-06T18:14:02.102297Z
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@Bead @convictedracist @Fash-E history doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.
(DIR) Post #AWQJKBcEqkWXPiMnKq by greenpx@poa.st
2023-06-06T18:49:02.824274Z
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@Fash-E Longbow bc i do archery already
(DIR) Post #AWQKKC0FVfleZLAFRQ by riserise@shrine.moe
2023-06-06T19:00:14.833754Z
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@Fash-E can I even draw a longbow? I'll take the cool varangian set thank you
(DIR) Post #AWRRO5rbAjEJWUswXg by Derfootman998@poa.st
2023-06-07T07:54:06.335150Z
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@Fash-E