Post AWN4jKutKDEMiFkJTk by 19hand@mas.to
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 (DIR) Post #AVTkCaYk3YSzl9LBZI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-05-09T12:42:09Z
       
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       I love Keanu Reeves.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AVTkzq8Qw23WFwWIYy by The_GNU_Ninja@mstdn.social
       2023-05-09T12:51:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It isn't working for me 😭
       
 (DIR) Post #AVTlGAvLPUUbMhBeIi by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
       2023-05-09T12:54:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I knew he was on to something!
       
 (DIR) Post #AVTqj9RwTBuIxg4QrY by photovotary@mstdn.social
       2023-05-09T13:55:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I do this, too. I’m not sure it works the same way for me that it has for Keanu. 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AVTwu80elPwdPCvQSu by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
       2023-05-09T15:04:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Good, I knew birthdays were toxic.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVU1DXm3azoQdDbsae by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-05-09T15:52:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsIn his defense, he has no birthday because he was not born.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVUh2awRftFTLRvlc8 by fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-05-09T23:41:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Keanu Reeves can declare his birthday to be null and void, and be right.Because he is immortal. Believe it.I adore him. I wish I were 20 years younger because he's just such a darling..
       
 (DIR) Post #AWMvLTNDKe9sP5XX1M by jrod3737@mstdn.social
       2023-06-05T03:36:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It’s just science
       
 (DIR) Post #AWMwVb8HRFOfJmwkc4 by fabi@climatejustice.rocks
       2023-06-05T03:49:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts His name is actually Reanu Keeves, but everyone gets it wrong.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWN4jKutKDEMiFkJTk by 19hand@mas.to
       2023-06-05T05:21:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I can relate.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWNlmJauzdn9Vg4QoS by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
       2023-06-05T13:23:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is partly true. To avoid aging, you also have to transfer the birthday commemoration onto other people. A large part of human culture is organized around this guerrilla wishing system. I'm guessing Keanu spends a lot of time wishing happy birthdays upon his fans.