Post AWMIJTJAhtmZPThhwm by William_The_Dragonborn@poa.st
(DIR) More posts by William_The_Dragonborn@poa.st
(DIR) Post #AWMA77LXjeEeBkPYqe by Jim@poa.st
2023-06-04T18:46:58.667560Z
35 likes, 6 repeats
>You're dyingAnd yet my spirit still haunts your memory half a decade later. I guess I was the real SCP all along.
(DIR) Post #AWMAUaHcJcd8aulTEW by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-06-04T18:51:14.141151Z
7 likes, 1 repeats
@Jim S.C.P. 001. Jim.Object class: keterStandard containment procedure: leave him in the basement with the asian wife as guard while cycling animes for him to watch
(DIR) Post #AWMEz6U5YYwwy7PG4W by SRDF@poa.st
2023-06-04T19:26:51.944783Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim Item #: SCP-1488Object Class: Keter - End of the World ScenarioSpecial Containment Procedures: Impossible, lives in people's heads rent-free.Description: he is a six-foot-tall potato farmer in the outskirts of Minnesota with a happa wife who cooperates with the Foundation to keep him entertained with Anime and Vidya. Currently, the Foundation has to manufacture situations to keep SCP-1488 entertained, but this has proven ineffective as of now.
(DIR) Post #AWMEz7KCQodLZjmsIS by SchizoCynic@poa.st
2023-06-04T19:41:33.735242Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@SRDF @Jim Memetic hazard and cognito hazard
(DIR) Post #AWMF5hzn0GKP2sNqlc by Necrophagi@poa.st
2023-06-04T19:42:45.952850Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@Jim Troon will never be a real woman.
(DIR) Post #AWMH8Iqd9rjxpPSrho by shitman_cool@poa.st
2023-06-04T19:02:15.171589Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim “I am not upset! I don’t pathologically keep waking up screaming every morning, remembering that someone on the internet laughed at me! Jim does not live rent-free in my head!”
(DIR) Post #AWMH9Fg2QtKAHdxjt2 by Balrog@poa.st
2023-06-04T19:22:03.779268Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim Imagine getting owned by someone on their deathbed and instead of being quiet, you put the spotlight on this very humiliating fact.
(DIR) Post #AWMHCuSPGmIdd6KYee by SerialShitposter@poa.st
2023-06-04T19:32:48.608765Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@SRDF @Jim One such situation is the exposure to SCP-6589-GUNT, a humanoid-pig like creature with rage issues who feasts on fecal matter and bud light. Currently kept in a secret site in Mexico, the hollering of the pig can be heard from hundreds of miles away. The only proven way to keep the two apart is a court summons filed from an underage female rape victim.
(DIR) Post #AWMHCvKzzny6MPs9kO by SRDF@poa.st
2023-06-04T19:35:40.942447Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@SerialShitposter @Jim SCP-6589-GUNT current holding cell is a sound-proof room with air-laced xannie berries that filters out the room.
(DIR) Post #AWMHFo4tRaRaiIiJzk by SRDF@poa.st
2023-06-04T19:49:57.549112Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@Jim Instead of bantering back, they deconstruct and flounder around it like fucking nerds. God, these people are so autistic. It's not like it's leetspeak.
(DIR) Post #AWMHvGlHhfOzY0JSsK by William_The_Dragonborn@poa.st
2023-06-04T20:14:29.516576Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim As long as we remember, a spirit will never die.
(DIR) Post #AWMIJTJAhtmZPThhwm by William_The_Dragonborn@poa.st
2023-06-04T20:18:51.987265Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@SRDF @SerialShitposter @Jim Do not copy me, buster. poa.st/@William_The_Dragonborn/posts/AOPUXhJR6pcP3z1A4u
(DIR) Post #AWMQCH7KQxbVCrFB0y by Sake_Hangover@poa.st
2023-06-04T21:47:12.449235Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@Jim SCP 4 out of 5Cancermanlives in a perpetual state of near death. known to loudly cackle as it feeds on human anguish and the nutrients from camel cigarettes
(DIR) Post #AWMQMKhhx9sbE63WiG by PoastWithJam@poa.st
2023-06-04T21:33:21.678701Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@SRDF @Jim Sounds assmad to me.
(DIR) Post #AWMZbf1ba8bgBKkKkS by Dolus@poa.st
2023-06-04T23:32:38.412154Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Necrophagi @Jim 53% at a more recent count.
(DIR) Post #AWMZt04cZolWNzQQCG by Dolus@poa.st
2023-06-04T23:35:45.071290Z
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@Jim So stunning and brave.
(DIR) Post #AWMjASpLp7O84fgWNk by Squadalah_Man@poa.st
2023-06-04T22:25:48.987549Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@Jim Same energy.
(DIR) Post #AWP21xgU11WmcA7GGu by JubtheNub@poa.st
2023-06-05T00:50:04.520569Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@SchizoCynic @Jim JIM HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
(DIR) Post #AWP3KDqSlgA9u53UfY by Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st
2023-06-06T04:14:32.807560Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@Necrophagi @Jim Drink the troon juice!
(DIR) Post #AWQHPzg5wnRIDboOxs by Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator@poa.st
2023-06-06T04:17:25.547326Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Necrophagi @Jim Nuclear launch?