Post AWLlToHsGVNQsrQ2wi by simonwilliamson@mastodon.world
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 (DIR) Post #AWLguOalPNVnEt70me by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-06-04T13:19:36Z
       
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       I've tried it. It's true.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWLh2HjWnC4sHfyPpo by revolt3d@kolektiva.social
       2023-06-04T13:21:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this post almost made me sneeze while sitting. you're messing with my mind.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWLhD0SrL0sLuYHzg8 by fkamiah17@toot.wales
       2023-06-04T13:23:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I challenge you to a duel, sir.  (Not sure how you can have a sneezing-based duel) 🤷‍♀️Nevertheless, my point stands 😂😂Or sits.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWLhrdf11kLT3iLlqq by justafrog@mstdn.social
       2023-06-04T13:30:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Today, I discover I have a super power.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWLj9ecOIyz9CCHE1I by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
       2023-06-04T13:44:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Hmm, probably. Just try to avoid concomitant farting.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWLlToHsGVNQsrQ2wi by simonwilliamson@mastodon.world
       2023-06-04T14:10:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I can sneeze while sitting, standing and lying down. I guess it's kind of an embarrassing superpower. :)
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9zeHWn9x6BREu2Ma by BackFromTheDud@mas.to
       2023-06-28T19:45:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You missed the "Without risking soiled undergarments" bit at the end. Or is that just me?
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9zgNczS1Igw6np4a by TheCuznEd@mastodon.social
       2023-06-28T19:45:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I've locked up my back before with sit-sneezes. Don't try this at home, kids!
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9zrKCCYGK1TeUW5Q by notthatdelta@mstdn.social
       2023-06-28T19:47:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I'm not too proud to admit I misread the word "sitting".
       
 (DIR) Post #AX9zsu7IU4d3Aowz32 by SDZ@mstdn.social
       2023-06-28T19:47:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It is dangerous to sneeze while shitting.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXA1EGeI0Nkr5i8IyG by phi1997@mastodon.social
       2023-06-28T20:02:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThese facts are nothing to sneeze at! Maybe I should stand.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXA2HzJyTFnYSky7Ye by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
       2023-06-28T20:14:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It is also impossible to sneeze underwater, if you really need to sneeze your body will redirect it as a flatus.....
       
 (DIR) Post #AXA5TwiSHYmZijoT8S by lars@fulda.social
       2023-06-28T20:50:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts sneeze while driving works
       
 (DIR) Post #AXA8TqO66v2txKvxc8 by glennsills@dotnet.social
       2023-06-28T21:24:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Hold my beer.... Seriously I am going to spill it when I sneeze.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXAMJDbAs5Su7GsUXQ by ericg@sanjuans.life
       2023-06-28T23:59:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It is, however, possible to sneeze while knitting, which I do not recommend.