Post AWK70YEOgwv7MeKIDo by april@toot.dummy.cafe
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 (DIR) Post #AW1kKM1AULYUbBQEbI by Silicanus@asbestos.cafe
       2023-05-25T22:23:48.965234Z
       
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       The rumors of Target being a nexus of the globohomo agenda have been grossly exaggerated. I stayed at Target for a full hour and there is NO cum in my anus. Not a drop. #homophobiaat wal-mart i just have to lift my shirt and cute boys line the fuck up, i get filled in *minutes*.
       
 (DIR) Post #AW1kx5CAy3zbic2QbI by Silicanus@asbestos.cafe
       2023-05-25T22:30:49.655120Z
       
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       gotta rank retailers by loads per hour
       
 (DIR) Post #AW1l1QN8AvagYUETWS by Silicanus@asbestos.cafe
       2023-05-25T22:31:36.764003Z
       
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       The scoreboard:1. Wal-Mart: 12 loads/hour2. Costco: 8 loads/hour but 3 times larger.3. K-Mart: 0.5 loads/hour.4. Target: ZERO loads/hour.5. Your dad's house: negative 4 loads/hour (he's even more of a bottom than me so i gotta switch)
       
 (DIR) Post #AW73qpicSzkYtskLL6 by dookie@freesoftwareextremist.com
       2023-05-28T11:56:07.940377Z
       
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       going to walmart rn
       
 (DIR) Post #AWK70YEOgwv7MeKIDo by april@toot.dummy.cafe
       2023-06-03T19:01:21Z
       
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       @Silicanus Hey Siri, navigate to Walmart