Post AWC71TLolf6lFlYbRY by johnhattan@dobbs.town
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(DIR) Post #AVJaP3YYe58DTjfko4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-04T15:05:13Z
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I woke up to so many lucrative offers on Mastodon this morning. Financial experts from across the globe are literally begging to make me rich. Posting my facts on here has been fun and all, but I am now on my way to becoming a cryptocurrency billionaire. It is time for me to leave you penniless losers behind.
(DIR) Post #AVJaXU7Lm97qAnxuVc by kdund@snabelen.no
2023-05-04T15:06:37Z
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@lowqualityfactsWhich supreme court justice are you buying first?
(DIR) Post #AVJaakQTb6RvccT2Mi by bangskij@mstdn.social
2023-05-04T15:07:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts you go king :nkoCool:
(DIR) Post #AVJag8AkjiKSiZgCEC by LordKonnen@mstdn.social
2023-05-04T15:08:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts take a justice on your jet to ibitha
(DIR) Post #AVJahA0hOAJYhvT4RU by artilectzed@pnw.zone
2023-05-04T15:08:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts BRB, cashing out my retirement fund to put it all in dogecoin.
(DIR) Post #AVJakBj9Sfz6twhiC0 by gretared@vis.social
2023-05-04T15:09:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m on my way to being a crypto guru teaching the penniless to become billionaires!
(DIR) Post #AVJakoRnV8HAzPsu3c by cobalt@awscommunity.social
2023-05-04T15:09:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts aha! Maybe you got one in a private message like I got?
(DIR) Post #AVJamEF558ONHSbzSC by Anthro@universeodon.com
2023-05-04T15:09:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts We are all richer for their contribution…and yours. You will be missed, but we will continue to aim, so please exit slowly and on a predictable path. When you are outside of tomato trajectory distance, you will be safe.
(DIR) Post #AVJanyBbkTmm3xok2C by HelenG@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T15:09:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Spare a thought for us when you're reclining on your solid gold sex futon!
(DIR) Post #AVJay24QA8o50NFoSu by FeralRobots@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T15:11:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel so left out & unimportant, I've only had one. (So far!)
(DIR) Post #AVJb7KKzcAJOGZRBGS by marq@toot.community
2023-05-04T15:09:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts May I polish your boots [sir, ma'am, unspecified]?
(DIR) Post #AVJb9MXQP77hfcDt8S by SRDas@mastodon.online
2023-05-04T15:13:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts This doesn't seem like a Low Quality Fact
(DIR) Post #AVJbGGQpVQ9ql6QfHE by thomas_klopf@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T15:14:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m so happy for you! I’m from the Finance Ministry of Nigeria, and need your help. May I contact you directly?
(DIR) Post #AVJbJfjZt9Wk6Lp7IG by ulrikkold@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T15:15:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's one of best low quality facts in a while. Thanks for making my Thursday! 😀
(DIR) Post #AVJbOPneYjTc87zWSm by NerdRage42@c.im
2023-05-04T15:16:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts hahaha. Same.
(DIR) Post #AVJbSQXHlTKrZTFT1M by renegadejade@hachyderm.io
2023-05-04T15:17:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hate it when my heroes sell out. Pity.
(DIR) Post #AVJbeJYrWPVdPmedIe by steevc@mastodon.org.uk
2023-05-04T15:19:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Enjoy your wealth. I love all the righteousness from the Masto crypto-sceptics. The scams just make them more blinkered. Of course 'too good to be true' schemes generally are.
(DIR) Post #AVJbpIvQE9C2cxRlVg by chris@omgwars.com
2023-05-04T15:21:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I knew that those TimCoins were going to pay off for you!
(DIR) Post #AVJcelFEhAU7EBFdHE by TheBreadmonkey@mstdn.party
2023-05-04T15:30:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVJcfbJH7Oc4hlXanA by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-05-04T15:30:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVJdzRoaEKXT0DDF2W by NatureMC@mastodon.online
2023-05-04T15:45:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unfortunately, the fediverse is working on keeping us all penniless: https://mastodon.online/@Gargron@mastodon.social/110310670390786031
(DIR) Post #AVJe9lp4hDCzx4Mfey by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
2023-05-04T15:47:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ooft, once you have got all that cold hard cash I have some magic beans* you may be interested buying.*Beanstalk and Giant not included.
(DIR) Post #AVJeQ3aSPtdlgDIG6C by Lazarou@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T15:50:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts lol, to think some people actually think like this too 😁
(DIR) Post #AVJeUg6b9FHoIiWxu4 by accretionist@techhub.social
2023-05-04T15:51:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts i was told this account posts low quality facts!but now it is spitting ABSOLUTE TRUTH. BITCOIN FOR A TRILLION YEARS!!! WHARGARBBBL..
(DIR) Post #AVJgILx6S1oKELL9Oa by audsbot@fanglitch.space
2023-05-04T16:11:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts congratulations on this incredible opportunity, i understand that not everyone agrees but i can only imagine how much lower the quality of your facts can get with the benefit of crypto funding!
(DIR) Post #AVJggoUVznJlgydEwq by beingextorted@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T16:15:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts It would be nice to get a postcard from you after you get there!
(DIR) Post #AVJhHgwv00L513VCb2 by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-05-04T16:22:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts you're lucky, I've only got one. So, only one lambo this time
(DIR) Post #AVJkmRWKiFIA0JQESW by edd___y@mstdn.social
2023-05-04T17:01:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh good, I'm not the only one. For a minute I thought it may be a scam. Phew!
(DIR) Post #AVJoBztCMosbhOzh3Y by lyonsinbeta@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T17:39:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts so deserved. God bless you, Low Quality Facts.
(DIR) Post #AVJp9Jlw5QTQRxspN2 by Doreen32128@universeodon.com
2023-05-04T17:50:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hahaaaaa!
(DIR) Post #AVJpGk5gdJb26Qf61I by weslowik@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-04T17:51:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts let me know when to come into or leave O’Hare, I’ll wave, I’ll be one of the ‘little people’ on the ground.
(DIR) Post #AVJpWarUiJKE74a8sC by billjurgensen@universeodon.com
2023-05-04T17:54:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Roflmaoooo
(DIR) Post #AVJqI49JdpGAYaYQk4 by drfyzziks@makervine.net
2023-05-04T18:03:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ha! Too late! I accepted all those offers and *bought* ALL the cryptos this morning! None left for you! 🤣
(DIR) Post #AVJrwKNMpXcIQ7tArA by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-04T18:20:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts congrats you won the opportunity to buy into cronycoin, which is normal money that you exchange for your time and dignity and that never will attain a reasonable value for you💰
(DIR) Post #AVJtwNw1nWCRMoFxA0 by dcrooks@infosec.exchange
2023-05-04T18:44:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts @jrdepriest You too!? We are truly blessed.
(DIR) Post #AVJzC0Kro5QOZx8qfo by JPK_elmediat@c.im
2023-05-04T19:42:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here is a #DadaistPoem in celebration of your announcement of success.IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Instantly, from one person to a cryptocurrency billionaire - JAM! A Cryptocurrency Billionaire!A Cryptocurrency Billionaire!It is time simultaneously used and shared within a billionaire. Shared within a billionaire!Shared within a billionaire!A pressure jams a digital billionaire!A Billionaire!A Billionaire!- and there’s no middleman!Posting this morning. Middleman Posting this morning. Financial experts from across losers' behinds. From across losers' behinds. Because cryptocurrency doesn’t use worm-rivals, a kind pain.A kind pain is fun and all, but I am a database containing information that can be now on my way to becoming verify each transaction. Becoming - verify each transaction. It is time - the globe is literally begging to jam time for me to become cryptocurrency - Make Me Rich!Become jam, make me rich. It’s a form for me to leave you penniless in recent years due to banks - miners are the ones who are large & decentralized, publicly accessible networks. Decentralized, publicly accessible networks.Your jam is for me to become a cryptocurrency, skyrocketing prices. A cryptocurrency skyrocketing prices. It’s money that goes JAM!!IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I woke up to my facts on here - jam has been electronic money that sparked interest, so many lucrative offers on Mastodon. Lucrative offers on Mastodon.On Mastodon.On Mastodon.:ablobcatbongokeyboard:#DadaistPoetry #CollageProsePoem #ProsePoem #Dadaist #Dada #Poem
(DIR) Post #AVJzzfVzUWoKU51hz6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-04T19:52:00Z
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@JPK_elmediat This is beautiful.
(DIR) Post #AVK06RlR10ilrbTyMq by JPK_elmediat@c.im
2023-05-04T19:53:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts many thanks. I had to keep editing to get it right for the layout. 😂
(DIR) Post #AVK1NpCXEJN3Qh0bJY by LaPenguin@mstdn.social
2023-05-04T20:07:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is the lowest quality fact yet!
(DIR) Post #AVK3YDx4GLJyzorPcG by ouinne@mastodon.social
2023-05-04T20:31:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts but think what good low quality facts you can compose sitting on the pool deck of your super yacht as the cats frolic at your feet
(DIR) Post #AVK4btY2AIo8pMSuvo by toriver@mas.to
2023-05-04T20:43:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am sorry to tell you they are from Low Quality Scams.
(DIR) Post #AVK4j5axlw9kDbGYPw by Kyote@stranger.social
2023-05-04T20:44:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dirty AF😂😂💪🏾
(DIR) Post #AVK9ZOZIsIudwCgdIO by TonyTrink1969@strangeobject.space
2023-05-04T21:39:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think someone leaked my financial records. It's the end of the day and ain't no CryptoBois slid up in my DM's. ☹
(DIR) Post #AVKCFikASCoSa54utU by log@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-04T22:09:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Counterpoint! [Shows off uncirculated wheat-ears copper piece.]Also, counter *feit*. Don't tell.
(DIR) Post #AVKJXbwdAczeNzNyYS by johnmastodon@SSelf.co
2023-05-04T23:31:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wow! And some dare to say crypto is a scam!
(DIR) Post #AVKPRO3qTZdRJXAxIO by marchuff@mastodon.social
2023-05-05T00:37:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I STILL ONLY GET PENIS enlargement offers
(DIR) Post #AVKacgbkxT6LW9cypM by MizGanzer22@mstdn.social
2023-05-05T02:42:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Congratulations! Don't forget us 🤭
(DIR) Post #AVKidjth0tN3ds1wky by nattiegoogie@mstdn.io
2023-05-05T04:12:14Z
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@lowqualityfactsLa-la-la ... I can't hear you over all the crypto-cash I'm about to "earn".@HCBunny
(DIR) Post #AVKwTdGSDaYDX6kfDc by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-05-05T06:47:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts FAKE NEWS!! Stop spreading FAKE NEWS!! 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #AVLLimzip0dWuNFWfQ by msgbi@mastodon.social
2023-05-05T11:30:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts L @charles_ex @Ginger149
(DIR) Post #AWC71TLolf6lFlYbRY by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2023-05-30T22:25:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts lowest quality fact I've seen all day.
(DIR) Post #AWC7Zd3HCqktBbAhay by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
2023-05-30T22:31:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts If a few million of you are willing to contribute small dollar amounts to me, I’ll set up a new life, and send for you!We’re in this together!!
(DIR) Post #AWC7aimHP3Z1EZk5Xk by Ursuursulala@troet.cafe
2023-05-30T22:31:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Farewell! It's been nice...😥
(DIR) Post #AWC7kJnF9KsCdrll9U by ciela@mastodon.social
2023-05-30T22:33:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts but I would miss you please don't go :BlobhajSadReach: being rich should not mean that you should leave us alone.
(DIR) Post #AWCAgktMkrZLOKcrYW by asbestos@toot.community
2023-05-30T23:06:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Someone once described something as "either an outright scam, or a crypto currency of dubious quality"I think "outright scam" covers it
(DIR) Post #AWCCx0c0HAgwghNmng by ZoraSaidSo@mastodon.social
2023-05-30T23:31:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😅👍
(DIR) Post #AWCDd7WywR5MJE78yG by RedMacryon@pounced-on.me
2023-05-30T23:39:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Later Proletarians xd
(DIR) Post #AWCfaqMeap5xCmzBrc by Vinayaka@troet.cafe
2023-05-31T04:52:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why go crypto when you can marry a nigerian prince billionaire?
(DIR) Post #AWCiLzZIOH4tGlVcFE by JustBrogrammer@mastodon.social
2023-05-31T05:23:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts see you soon