Post AW9xDYFxRNkFCJ6cfw by migmit@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AW9cUKDIo4mZWv1Lcm by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-05-29T17:33:36Z
       
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       I believe that was Jesus’s first language.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AW9ccA26Xeb8GvWGe0 by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
       2023-05-29T17:35:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts your mean, Mandalorian.
       
 (DIR) Post #AW9cnssK9xkGX7XDpg by enoch@universeodon.com
       2023-05-29T17:37:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😂 💯 true. And it was written in really tiny letters on the outside peel of an actual Mandarin orange 🍊 a lot of ppl don’t know that
       
 (DIR) Post #AW9czKHKcC1YhzghkG by stevecantsmell@mastodon.social
       2023-05-29T17:39:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts A jaded mandarin!  A jaded mandarin!
       
 (DIR) Post #AW9daLWExwbBGpJW6q by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-05-29T17:45:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsNonsense. It was in Esperanto.Kredu min, mi estis tie.
       
 (DIR) Post #AW9dqhY4pOZKE9yIka by Deembe@mastodon.social
       2023-05-29T17:48:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts We used to have a Chinese Restuarant called The Mandarin. I'm now imagining Matt, Mark, Luke and John sat there penning their books whilst enjoying a number 12 with rice.
       
 (DIR) Post #AW9i5z2cTMqCdkng3c by yakovlevegor@mastodon.social
       2023-05-29T18:36:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Well, Jerusalem needed to build a great wall, so...
       
 (DIR) Post #AW9xDYFxRNkFCJ6cfw by migmit@mstdn.social
       2023-05-29T21:25:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts And to this day, just because ancient Mandarin words for "virtue" and "blowjob" were so similar that a scribe made simple mistake, people keep holding those ridiculous beliefs.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxri1zZFQWSp4Rhsu by Ukulele19@masto.ai
       2023-06-22T23:19:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is actually highly likely.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxrl3LKgI2psj4EGu by middleclasstool@phire.place
       2023-06-22T23:19:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it's true. The Book of Matthew was originally the Book of Mapo Tofu. Translation ruins the original text.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxsPLNr1eKVPvSW0m by strangefreeworld@masto.ai
       2023-06-22T23:27:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I read on Twitter it was Klingon.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxsbs2RRTsiAWPt0i by Koochulainn@mastodon.ie
       2023-06-22T23:29:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Who cares - what font did they use?
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxsfZ2i0fAAPfIpii by Ciela@mastodon.ie
       2023-06-22T23:30:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I knew it all along.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWxyqbwq9Ci0KmCzGC by xanatax@universeodon.com
       2023-06-23T00:39:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts … legit actually love that I’ve been able to find PDFs of the “Matthew” in old Hebrew.  … hilariously better than the latin/greek -> english translations.  No reason to think Jesus could speak Greek, plenty of reason to think he could speak Hebrew & Aramaic.  🤷‍♀️  No surprise, the ancient texts we find … the Hebrew “Matthew” is better quality than Greek.  😘
       
 (DIR) Post #AWy3PQcwd6mhAulCDY by roo_44@mas.to
       2023-06-23T01:30:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I always enjoyed the folksy sound of mandarins.