Post AW7kR65zFdjyByeQSm by bettybarcode@urbanists.social
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 (DIR) Post #AVE5xmJweOv1mz7AES by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-05-01T23:30:37Z
       
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       Marketing Consultant: Naming your brand can make or break your business. The name must resonate with the public, be reflective of your product, and instill trust in your consumers.GoDaddy: We are going to name our company GoDaddy and it will be wildly successful and for some reason nobody will question why we chose such a weird fucking name.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVE6RSKxVv1eUxjxGi by bensaufley@thefooty.club
       2023-05-01T23:35:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts SurveyMonkey (already a terrible name) chose to keep WuFoo as a sub-brand when they acquired them and I think about that a lot.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVE6b18NVaJR1fPmUK by thomasjwebb@mastodon.social
       2023-05-01T23:37:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts haha back when I used them I'd even feel embarrassed saying that I had a domain there. I almost wonder if the name was part of the appeal - you know that it's a discounted domain name place with such a silly name. You save money by not caring that the name is so silly.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVE7Cew0UhErBBZrFI by nonnihil@hachyderm.io
       2023-05-01T23:44:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts My headcanon is that it was originally GodAddy because your domain name was meant to be the address at which your deity would speak to you.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVE7paQFCkBiTjHZsu by bloodravenlib@mas.to
       2023-05-01T23:51:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Probably because "AyPapi" would have really been creepy.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVED4OBfTaAwe9LI1I by sickmatter@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-02T00:50:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it’s what you scream while they fuck you for searching for a domain name and not instantly buying it
       
 (DIR) Post #AW7kR65zFdjyByeQSm by bettybarcode@urbanists.social
       2023-05-28T19:53:15Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Lemme tell you about SmugMug. 🙄
       
 (DIR) Post #AW7oAtuvA8TnbY0WY4 by kyleejohnson@jawns.club
       2023-05-28T20:35:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I mean, at least they got a domain name with vowels in it.  If they had waited a bit longer, it would have been gdddy.