Post AW0VplTOCh743MBLxw by fuzzysteve@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AW0Vk5IZa1JBnsPkEi by atomicpoet@calckey.social
2023-05-25T01:28:44.948Z
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I can't believe how crazy these teenage polka parties have become right next door! My neighbor, Jake, has gathered a bunch of rowdy teenagers who are obsessed with polka. They dress up in these wild outfits with colorful, frilly dresses and suspenders, like something out of a carnival. The music they play is so loud it feels like my ears are going to burst. They jump and dance around like maniacs, crashing into each other and knocking things over. It's absolute chaos! I worry that this obsession with polka is corrupting the youth and turning them into wild, unruly hooligans.
(DIR) Post #AW0Vk6CwCSOYcgml5k by atomicpoet@calckey.social
2023-05-25T01:38:31.911Z
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Just knocked on the door of my neighbour’s house, asked the kid to turn it down. And he told me, "Why don't you go sip your prune juice in peace, wrinkly? Polka's too intense for your delicate senses!"
(DIR) Post #AW0VlbKby4nBRQ5hSq by atomicpoet@calckey.social
2023-05-25T01:47:25.200Z
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These rebel polka kids are driving me crazy! They're tearing through my cul-de-sac in their pimped-out station wagons, blasting their obnoxious polka music even louder. And those polka girls? They won't stop screaming "Hey wrinkly!" at the top of their lungs. To add insult to injury, they just had to throw a bottle of prune juice at my window. I can't stand their disrespectful antics and the way they're ruining the peace and quiet. It's absolutely disgusting!
(DIR) Post #AW0Vn9wskORl5ujcRc by atomicpoet@calckey.social
2023-05-25T01:53:49.096Z
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Well, two can play that game. I’m going to blast some black metal and see how they like it!
(DIR) Post #AW0VoeAXsG2b6vppVw by atomicpoet@calckey.social
2023-05-25T02:03:25.123Z
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The polka kids think my black metal music is funny 😠They’re calling it “geezer music”. I had them know that Geezer Butler was the greatest metal guitarist of all time. Now they’re mocking me, saying, “Hey wrinkly! Play us a power chord!”And that one kid in the suspenders says I can’t handle the sheer awesome might of an accordion played at 2/4.
(DIR) Post #AW0VplTOCh743MBLxw by fuzzysteve@mastodon.social
2023-05-25T01:40:32Z
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@atomicpoet POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!
(DIR) Post #AW0Vqi5gGUClquXkhc by revolt3d@kolektiva.social
2023-05-25T01:42:28Z
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@atomicpoet
(DIR) Post #AW0Vsdn3E0bZ5skZKC by GreenFire@mstdn.social
2023-05-25T02:21:47Z
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@atomicpoet Out-of-control teenage polka parties is something that sounds too good to be true.
(DIR) Post #AW0VwBwCime9ryiz8S by atomicpoet@calckey.social
2023-05-25T02:29:35.022Z
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Jake, that out-of-control neighbor, just called me an anti-Moravian. What’s an anti-Moravian?
(DIR) Post #AW0VwD8IHJuZZlO9cO by SrRochardBunson@universeodon.com
2023-05-25T02:41:48Z
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@atomicpoet 😂 When I was in high school, my friend would blast bagpipe music in the Walmart parking lot just to see people’s reactions. Now that I about it, yesterday's stupid teenager is tomorrow's performance art.😅
(DIR) Post #AW0Vy0yaRmhAS5hz2O by MariaTheMartian@calckey.social
2023-05-25T02:58:32.309Z
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@atomicpoet Polka Your Eyes Out, lolhttps://youtu.be/9DC-sb54mkU