Post AW0JG4mPkFxG3cIShs by RyansAlive@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AVBvw3djtp954CzhTs by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-04-30T22:28:49Z
       
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       This blows my mind.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AVBw5ad8bypHzUG45w by barrowofdirt@tech.lgbt
       2023-04-30T22:30:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I dunno... There are a lot of babies who are 10 times as old...
       
 (DIR) Post #AVBwzIs7p77Z8BpnzU by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
       2023-04-30T22:40:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts My son just turned 145 months.  Third best birthday after 127 and 88
       
 (DIR) Post #AVByNTtcaU2EE4cwcK by MissingThePt@mastodon.social
       2023-04-30T22:56:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts https://mastodon.social/@MissingThePt/109559711354271132
       
 (DIR) Post #AVBzrLobISTxny5Mau by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
       2023-04-30T23:12:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts How old was Diaper Man of "The Mighty Heroes"?
       
 (DIR) Post #AVC18Guornn9UBcv6e by Fischy@mas.to
       2023-04-30T23:27:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that’s crazy. I had no idea.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVC5EqkyvEV0CSPw8m by wkfry@mastodon.social
       2023-05-01T00:13:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh, please. Trump's much older than that!
       
 (DIR) Post #AVC7ZDDTKNDpYaa47U by ferrisffalcis@kolektiva.social
       2023-05-01T00:39:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts the implication here is that someone made it to 7 years old while still being a baby. horrifying
       
 (DIR) Post #AVDaN5aMxq80FDp2NE by Farah@mastodon.social
       2023-05-01T17:36:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts stop making me do math! You’re not my father!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AW0G8VdFj2qH9uiBlo by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
       2023-05-25T05:10:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Nah.  My cousin milked it for 96 months.
       
 (DIR) Post #AW0H1NGWXA4P8aF4eu by grilledcat@urusai.social
       2023-05-25T05:20:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I used to work with one that was 708 months old.
       
 (DIR) Post #AW0I6R8TfiFEXiSMOO by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
       2023-05-25T05:32:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The oldest baby ever was 86 years old.#ThatsWhatIRead
       
 (DIR) Post #AW0JG4mPkFxG3cIShs by RyansAlive@mstdn.social
       2023-05-25T05:45:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it was me. Unofficially, the Guinness book of world records would not grant me the record.