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(DIR) Post #AVzXJUlInzELhyLDii by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-24T20:48:27Z
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes! If you want to help celebrate my birthday, you can:1. Tell me your favorite thing about my cat Fishy. Yes, I will read all of your comments to him. English is not his first language, but I believe he has a basic understanding of most of the words.2. Subscribe to my Patreon so I can continue to write all the dumb silly things that I write.I may create Low Quality Facts, but I am very grateful for all of my high quality friends here.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVzXUxJD0cDpQjfK8u by Studio_Gal@mastodon.social
2023-05-24T20:50:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy, I like your expression, it feels like you're about to tell somebody off, and since you're not looking directly into the camera I feel safe that you're probably not going to tell ME off...
(DIR) Post #AVzXV6vpEPSXH6nn5E by ARedFord@mastodon.social
2023-05-24T20:50:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy exists, is a beautiful cat, and his name is Fishy! Those are my favorite things about him. And happy birthday!
(DIR) Post #AVzXanHdCE3Q4fiAwS by aaronesilvers@jawns.club
2023-05-24T20:51:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like Fishy's white boots, but not as much as I like how Fishy used his paws for justice when he turned over the State's evidence against Donald Trump
(DIR) Post #AVzXvJwNUGRp9OYg3E by msprout@fosstodon.org
2023-05-24T20:55:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts my favorite fun fact about Fishy is that they are the only living cat to have met two US Presidents serving nonconsecutive terms.
(DIR) Post #AVzY8MEOHYxK1FCTJ2 by Greenseer@mstdn.social
2023-05-24T20:57:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy, you are a beautiful Blaarkop feline, but I do hope your owner isn't misled by a tendency to low quality facts towards dairy experimentation. Not even for their birthday!
(DIR) Post #AVzY934yyPyouW846y by PJMirella@mstdn.social
2023-05-24T20:57:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy looks very healthy, I love the face expression and paws most of all. What is his first language? 🐾🎉 And happy birthday to you 🎊🎶
(DIR) Post #AVzY9YIssmWHkbs6aG by swisslet@mas.to
2023-05-24T20:57:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts black and white cats are the best. Fishy, meet Zizou Happy birthday!
(DIR) Post #AVzYm23SiTu31j0To0 by stumblewyk@jawns.club
2023-05-24T21:04:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts My favorite thing about Fishy has to be that despite spending the better part of 2 decades behind bars for crimes he was later acquitted of, he hasn't let that make him bitter or resentful. His tireless work on behalf of the Innocence Project is absolutely to be commended and praised.
(DIR) Post #AVzZ73izheLQHrSXwW by gregtitus@social.coop
2023-05-24T21:08:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here is an absolutely true but low quality fact, but not a Low Quality Fact™️:You have the same birthday as my friend Tom.
(DIR) Post #AVzZHtGAx2aD1591Jw by cozymel@kolektiva.social
2023-05-24T21:10:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts happy bday to you. My favorite thing about Fishy is his fishy name.
(DIR) Post #AVzZb2NJHmaImwbyjo by ZoraSaidSo@mastodon.social
2023-05-24T21:14:05Z
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@lowqualityfactsI think it's awesome how well-read he is. Seriously. Is there a specific book he'd like for his birthday?
(DIR) Post #AVzZp79gJHP7fTwvCK by freeradical@mastodon.online
2023-05-24T21:16:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts My favorite thing is he looks like my cat Bucky minus the pink nose.
(DIR) Post #AVzZw55MP4dPHBFZRI by theumlauter@universeodon.com
2023-05-24T21:17:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy is actually an otter in disguise.
(DIR) Post #AVza27VWJNmgWcMk8e by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-05-24T21:19:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy Birthday! Fishy clearly needs more tuna!
(DIR) Post #AVzcWAmmt1dLHyttZ2 by cornickj@hachyderm.io
2023-05-24T21:46:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I appreciate that you have adopted a trap-n-release cat, an assumption I am making based on the snipped ear. My void Salami has been similarly maimed. Saving a cat and saving future generations of feral kittens.
(DIR) Post #AVzdxkvgiIqJ9vmQWe by kimtopher22@universeodon.com
2023-05-24T22:03:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy Birthday!! Fishy, you are a tuxedo cat and we all know they're the best kind of cats!
(DIR) Post #AVzdzEPcaBrCt7U7Jg by LaNaehForaday@universeodon.com
2023-05-24T22:03:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy's finger thin mustache along the top of his nose will be a trend setter for millions.
(DIR) Post #AVzf1JQizuQWz3Yb7w by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-05-24T22:14:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy is a direct descendant of Amenhotep III favorite cat.
(DIR) Post #AVzf2ew8WPs1yVtM6y by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-05-24T22:15:07Z
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@lowqualityfactsFalse! Cats understand human speech just fine. They just don’t care.
(DIR) Post #AVzf5PERMtWU8VlNFA by sentient_water@neurodifferent.me
2023-05-24T22:15:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy is so fluffy that he's fluffy both outside & inside.
(DIR) Post #AVzf7yY71wjYFZBpTs by annamal@mastodon.nz
2023-05-24T22:16:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy you closely resemble our late cat Marjorie who was venerable and gloriously chonky.Being a lady of great dignity she could never be seen to openly play with cat toys but would drag them under the couch and we would hear the happy jingle...
(DIR) Post #AVzfUCEEqpcV2yUPom by Fidoly@sfba.social
2023-05-24T22:20:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1. Fishy is dapper and apparently well adjusted.2. Too broke to pay attention.
(DIR) Post #AVzfZa0HsquwEQWzRY by 1moremin@mastodon.social
2023-05-24T22:21:04Z
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@lowqualityfactsmiaoooOoo
(DIR) Post #AVziRPCuRMsMIEEFGq by laurabee@mastodon.social
2023-05-24T22:53:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy, I appreciate your subtle asymmetry.
(DIR) Post #AVzirJaVxI0yOVcm24 by Aviva_Gary@noc.social
2023-05-24T22:57:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts The cat is so cute (so the all of him 😉)
(DIR) Post #AVzjbp658ZIHRHZBzs by DrLiz@aus.social
2023-05-24T23:06:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts his adorable white markings which remind me of my grand kitty Q
(DIR) Post #AVzkl2KbOzDz2pJd5M by David_Epithet@mstdn.social
2023-05-24T23:19:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts @DrLiz My favorite thing about Fishy is his tasteful discernment in providing you with the fascinating info which you faithfully report to us. Also happy birthday!
(DIR) Post #AVzmcm7G0QP4LUGIYy by UnstableIsotope@mastodon.online
2023-05-24T23:40:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like that his nose is black and pink. Very stylish.
(DIR) Post #AVzt0TWLOUY9LdgFCS by bobmueller@mastodon.world
2023-05-25T00:51:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Revel in joyous merrymaking on this commemoration of the passage of another twelve periods between successive new moons since your parturition. I hope you are able to extinguish the appropriate number of wax-coated pieces of burning string inserted in a bakery product.
(DIR) Post #AVzt4sbQ59p0IR9eVs by rachel_thern@mastodon.social
2023-05-25T00:52:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bi-color nose. Boop.
(DIR) Post #AVztAm0BXHVZYwY5I0 by dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social
2023-05-25T00:53:26Z
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@lowqualityfactsFISHY IS A CAT AND CATS RULE!
(DIR) Post #AVzuNLS1f9gSw2861A by dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social
2023-05-25T01:06:55Z
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@lowqualityfactsDoes he treat you better when you give him fish?@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVzvaxAkpJObe26UxE by Calgarygirl2023@mstdn.social
2023-05-25T01:20:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy Birthday!I love his black chin!
(DIR) Post #AVzwRi9RPCusPBe8XI by mav@hackers.town
2023-05-25T01:30:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love Fishy's beautiful eyes. And the whole thing about them being involved in the discovery of the Higgs Boson. That was legit.Happy birthday!
(DIR) Post #AVzwuOVZW74jshfusa by kinsale42@mstdn.games
2023-05-25T01:35:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy became very concerned about the possibility of nuclear winter after he heard Sting's song "Russians"
(DIR) Post #AVzxB0xsIvitmkq3zk by psychopoesie@aus.social
2023-05-25T01:38:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy's cute white tootsies, impressive whiskers and soulful green eyes. :ablobcatneon:
(DIR) Post #AVzxX6KD3W1amSojNA by 3wombats@aus.social
2023-05-25T01:42:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy High Quality Birthday :blobcatbirthday:
(DIR) Post #AVzy6WaRPHpiMjIhYO by roger@coales.co
2023-05-25T01:48:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh, Fishy. You're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind! Oh Fishy.
(DIR) Post #AW00NaFxDUAKZsyps0 by violinguy@mastodon.world
2023-05-25T02:14:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's a little known Fact that Fishy can tell the future but unfortunately has not learned to talk about it yet.
(DIR) Post #AW01UDTCQy0Vt8tzl2 by Burn_this_@beige.party
2023-05-25T02:26:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Fishy, You are very elegant and sophisticated.
(DIR) Post #AW0AUDfoZoR66gsZY8 by axeshun@toad.social
2023-05-25T04:07:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love that upside-down, he also looks like a cute little creature of some kind...
(DIR) Post #AW0XUOgVw1OXCgGBKS by LexiGirl@mstdn.social
2023-05-25T08:25:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts hi Fishy. Do you like chin scratches?
(DIR) Post #AW0ccLhrOKai3PV6mG by zvinj@tooot.im
2023-05-25T09:22:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts The fact I like best about Fishy is that he's good at hiding the fact that he's riding an invisible anti-gravity hoverboard.
(DIR) Post #AW1V62hK1b4rJOrBo0 by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-05-25T19:33:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy is a tuxedo cat and tuxies are the greatest, especially with their bicolor toe beans.
(DIR) Post #AW1WQX98cvydUbCcAC by callmecarm@mastodon.social
2023-05-25T19:48:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hi Fishy, I think your face markings are very cute. I especially like your black and pink nose. You're a very attractive and photogenic cat. Happy Belated Birthday to your servant person/friend.
(DIR) Post #AWtk06kKk23TjUduUK by mentallyalex@beige.party
2023-06-20T23:34:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy has the most adorable pattern and we can tell he knows it. His owner owes him at least one good scritch and a treat.
(DIR) Post #AWtk44JZiwotLk10vw by sofiav@mastodon.online
2023-06-20T23:35:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts ohhh I love Fishy's tipped ear! It shows he's a healthy rescued boy 💖
(DIR) Post #AWtkKfgAZVJ5rnV5Vo by Dogsbody@mastodon.social
2023-06-20T23:38:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts He looks very distinguished. Does he work?
(DIR) Post #AWtknCRSM1e9aRDog4 by ScriptFanix@pouet.chapril.org
2023-06-20T23:43:16Z
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@lowqualityfactsFishy has the most beautiful white noseBoop
(DIR) Post #AWtl6R8vv4gogSjMw4 by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-06-20T23:46:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Fishy:Meow meow, meow meow meow meow. meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow; meow meow meow. Meow meow!
(DIR) Post #AWtl9N1RhGqElwcxX6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-20T23:47:10Z
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@mentallyalex Haha thank you! He will be getting the good scritches and a couple treats tonight for sure
(DIR) Post #AWtm3krOFu3mv8oIE4 by HeartOfPhilly215@mastodon.world
2023-06-20T23:57:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts HBD ! I like Fishy's ghotee.
(DIR) Post #AWtmFWMRzL43QZwtLk by 3paul_k@mstdn.social
2023-06-20T23:59:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy would travel first class on British Rail if it still existed. He'd dine on sardines and sit in the plushest seats.At every stop, He'd be checked by the station Master. Why?Because he's a Jellicle Cat. Aka Tuxedo Cat. They're a breed apart
(DIR) Post #AWtmVjZed9mP2Yr7xY by ouinne@wandering.shop
2023-06-21T00:02:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts fishy has a top tier disdainful face, even measured by catte standards.
(DIR) Post #AWtn0XmSWouXRNXK5o by pelielios@mastodon.social
2023-06-21T00:07:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts My favorite thing about Fishy:TREATS? Do you want some TREATS? good boy, here are all the TREATS.
(DIR) Post #AWtnAfRwrxeQ7cloJM by mydogwrotethis@universeodon.com
2023-06-21T00:09:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Meow, Meow, Purr, Tail flip, Rollover, Yawn."
(DIR) Post #AWto84mALpCHkrYSeW by Drosmel@qoto.org
2023-06-21T00:20:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts My favorite thing about Fishy: Meow. Meow meow meow. Purr. Meow trill. Purr purr meow.
(DIR) Post #AWtolaWGGODpV0xM0W by Kitt3ns@kangaroo.to
2023-06-21T00:27:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I appreciate how Fishy can't get his face markings to line up straight. Buck traditional cat beauty standards.
(DIR) Post #AWtsakT9KUamzOaUaG by Mayfly@wehavecookies.social
2023-06-21T01:10:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy has a docked ear just like my grandcat. That means they both survived the mean streets. Fishy's coat is also very beautiful. I was raised in part by a tuxedo cat named Tab. He was a wise& trusted friend. Please feel free to share pictures of Fishy any time. Pretty sure we will enjoy them.
(DIR) Post #AWtu9zua0TrOyMn1sG by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-06-21T01:28:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hi Fishy! Tuxedo cats are neat
(DIR) Post #AWtw70GyPJKX8GxqJk by paulc@mstdn.social
2023-06-21T01:50:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy Birthday Fishy. Fishy has wonderful eyes.
(DIR) Post #AWu16GegVn9VQHWWIK by donutage@mastodon.social
2023-06-21T02:46:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy birthday! I already did (2), but what I like about Fishy is that he only tells me to kill those who really deserve it.
(DIR) Post #AWubUdBI0dneaMgtGq by AirlockDoc@mastodon.social
2023-06-21T09:33:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am in awe that Fishy let Chuck Norris keep his name on all those memes that are actually about Fishy. It shows a great sense of wisdom. If not for this small act, Chuck Norris would have ended up as a Door Dash Driver a long time ago…
(DIR) Post #AWvVqpn5OXTyHOTqoS by Evewriter203@mastodon.social
2023-06-21T19:56:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Happy Birthday!🎂