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       2023-05-19T12:28:42Z
       
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       Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.