Post AVoXhd5rbjGQpea264 by XanIndigo@writing.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #AVoXhd5rbjGQpea264 by XanIndigo@writing.exchange
       2023-05-18T17:52:02Z
       
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       Earth was home to dinosaurs for 165 million years. Statistically, most ghosts are probably dinosaurs.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVoXhfTgk7VgE7k5Vg by XanIndigo@writing.exchange
       2023-05-18T17:53:43Z
       
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       And modern humans have existed for around 200 thousand years, so most poltergeists are probably human ghosts who don’t understand the modern world and are mad about it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVoXhk8xOctihH56OG by XanIndigo@writing.exchange
       2023-05-18T17:54:08Z
       
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       Either that or they’re trying to help but don’t really know how.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVoXho7gbIG32UW8xs by XanIndigo@writing.exchange
       2023-05-18T17:55:55Z
       
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       “Beloved descendant, let me show you how we used to mash the fibrous roots when I still drew breath. You should try this. The mashed roots will make you healthy for when you go out hunting. No, why are you screaming? The roots, descendant, the roots!”